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Postby Cake » 13 Feb 2008, 18:36

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one, last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Postby Graham » 13 Feb 2008, 18:40

Lawl.

That would seriously be one messed up family though. In the event that something like that actually happened, how far along do you think the sister would go? Hmmm.
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Postby Lavos » 13 Feb 2008, 18:44

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Postby Wraith » 13 Feb 2008, 18:45

At which time you express your outrage that your fiance displayed such a lack of trust, and that you're not sure if you'll ever be able to get over it.





It's clear that she's going to be playing games with you for the rest of your life. You have to start hording points now. This is the type of thing that could be used as a weapon during the next game.
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Postby Graham » 13 Feb 2008, 18:47

Wraith wrote:At which time you express your outrage that your fiance displayed such a lack of trust, and that you're not sure if you'll ever be able to get over it.

No kidding. Sounds a bit like you're buying it as truth though, Wraith.

Where's this copypasta'd from, Cake?
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Postby Zombaholic » 13 Feb 2008, 18:48

Woah...they better shell out for a bigger cake at this wedding man
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Postby Cake » 13 Feb 2008, 18:50

Copypasta'd from here.
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Postby Cake » 13 Feb 2008, 18:51

Seems jokes are funnier when they "happen" to the guy telling the story.
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Postby tak197 » 13 Feb 2008, 19:55

I was gonna say, "HEARD IT BEFORE!" but it seems I have been beaten to the punch.
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Postby CyberTractor » 13 Feb 2008, 20:08

It totally happened to this one guy I knew.
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Postby Tim » 13 Feb 2008, 20:54

This happened F'REALS!!??
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Postby JesterJ. » 13 Feb 2008, 21:17

God I love that one, probably one of my favorites.

..How fucked up would that be if that happened to you, though? :?
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Postby Citin » 13 Feb 2008, 22:05

To finish the story he then shoved the father out of his way, made it safely to the car then got upstairs as fast as his legs would take him.

Yeah they like to leave that part out
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 13 Feb 2008, 23:55

I was personally waiting for it to turn into bel-air.
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 14 Feb 2008, 04:37

Yeah, I read that joke litterally years ago.
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Postby Alex Steacy » 15 Feb 2008, 11:42

Funny joke, but if that ever happened to me I would tell her and her family to die in a fire.

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Postby Wingedchief » 15 Feb 2008, 21:27

Graham wrote:That would seriously be one messed up family though. In the event that something like that actually happened, how far along do you think the sister would go? Hmmm.


Who said the sister knew anything about the "test"? She's just actually that much of a slut.
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