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CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 16 Mar 2008, 16:21

proudfoot wrote:Dear Kathleen,

This guy I know made posted a blog entry disguised as a call for advice on the LoadingReadyRun forums. What is the most tactful way for me to expose him for the silly emo blogger that I have discovered him to be? I still want to be friends with him afterwards, but I'm not sure how I can embarass him without turning him into my mortal enemy.

Thanks,
Proudfoot

Some of us actually want advice instead of attention for asking stupid questions.

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 16 Mar 2008, 16:43

Dear Cybertractor,

Well more than 50% of the posts are a joke.

NachoManLance · Postby **NachoManLance** » 16 Mar 2008, 16:47

Dear Kathleen,

I like asking questions. Do you like my username?

Cheers,
[see username]

theProphetSuz · Postby **theProphetSuz** » 16 Mar 2008, 16:59

Dear Katheen,
Is it ok if we call you Kaphleen?

Sincerely

Suz

theProphetSuz · Postby **theProphetSuz** » 16 Mar 2008, 17:02

Dear Kathleen,
I just discovered that Suz is a girls name.
This creates an awkward situation seeing as I am a guy, and would prefer to give that impression.
What should I do?

Sincerely,

Suz

St. Ricktopher · Postby **St. Ricktopher** » 16 Mar 2008, 17:17

theProphetSuz wrote:Dear Kathleen,
I just discovered that Suz is a girls name.
This creates an awkward situation seeing as I am a guy, and would prefer to give that impression.
What should I do?

Sincerely,

Suz

Problem resolved.

AlexanderDitto · Postby **AlexanderDitto** » 16 Mar 2008, 17:50

St. Ricktopher wrote:
theProphetSuz wrote:Dear Kathleen,
I just discovered that Suz is a girls name.
This creates an awkward situation seeing as I am a guy, and would prefer to give that impression.
What should I do?

Sincerely,

Suz

Problem resolved.

Wow! How did you get a sex change operation done that quickly?

Sieg Reyu · Postby **Sieg Reyu** » 16 Mar 2008, 17:54

Dear Kaphleen

Will you trade pokemanz with me, and/or point me in the direction of a nice hacker?

Sincerely
+1

St. Ricktopher · Postby **St. Ricktopher** » 16 Mar 2008, 18:29

AlexanderDitto wrote:
St. Ricktopher wrote:
theProphetSuz wrote:Dear Kathleen,
I just discovered that Suz is a girls name.
This creates an awkward situation seeing as I am a guy, and would prefer to give that impression.
What should I do?

Sincerely,

Suz

Problem resolved.

Wow! How did you get a sex change operation done that quickly?

That was one of the miracles I had to perform to get this nifty "St." title.

AlexanderDitto · Postby **AlexanderDitto** » 16 Mar 2008, 20:08

St. Ricktopher wrote:
AlexanderDitto wrote:
St. Ricktopher wrote:
theProphetSuz wrote:Dear Kathleen,
I just discovered that Suz is a girls name.
This creates an awkward situation seeing as I am a guy, and would prefer to give that impression.
What should I do?

Sincerely,

Suz

Problem resolved.

Wow! How did you get a sex change operation done that quickly?

That was one of the miracles I had to perform to get this nifty "St." title.

Smashing riposte, good sir.

YamaroV2 · Postby **YamaroV2** » 17 Mar 2008, 02:01

Dear Kathleen

Have you ever wondered if the Candlejack thing act-

Zombaholic · Postby **Zombaholic** » 17 Mar 2008, 05:36

Dear Kathleen,

Who is the real hero? The belt or the belt loops?

Sincerely,
InaStickyWicket Guy the third

AndyTheSkanker · Postby **AndyTheSkanker** » 17 Mar 2008, 06:01

Dear Kathleen,

Is there a reason everyone seems pissed off with Matt all the time? It's funny, but I'm just curious as to the story behind that.

Thanks,
AndyTheSkanker(aka Andy T. Shanker)

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 17 Mar 2008, 06:39

YamaroV2 wrote:Dear Kathleen

Have you ever wondered if the Candlejack thing act-

Candlejack! I remember him from OH SHI-

RENCAMO · Postby **RENCAMO** » 17 Mar 2008, 13:22

Dear Kathleen,
My name is Eli, I'm fourteen years old and my dream is to make films or machinimas but theres one problem, I can't seem to ever find anyone to help with my videos, is there anything I can do to change that?
Thanks,
Eli.

Kawaiicaps · Postby **Kawaiicaps** » 17 Mar 2008, 13:57

Dear Kathleen,
Why do you not like me? You were very standoff-ish when we met. Is it because of my history wih Graham and the gang?
Or were you just in a bad mood that day and I am looking way too hard into this?

-^_^-

AlexanderDitto · Postby **AlexanderDitto** » 17 Mar 2008, 16:41

Kawaiicaps wrote:Dear Kathleen,
Why do you not like me? You were very standoff-ish when we met. Is it because of my history wih Graham and the gang?
Or were you just in a bad mood that day and I am looking way too hard into this?

-^_^-

Dear Kathleen,

Do you secretly want to eat Kawaiicaps' baby?

I... I hear they're delicious with ketchup.

Heck, EVERYTHING'S delicious with ketchup. I imagine a pine cone filled with angry bees would be palatable with enough ketchup.

Then again, mustard is really good too, especially Gray Poupon. I'm tempted to carry it around in my car, just in case someone in a limousine asks me for some.

My question is this: do you like pickle relish? What do you do if you really do, but feel bad about buying it because really there's not much culinary application for it outside of hamburgers, and you don't make hamburgers often?

AndyTheSkanker · Postby **AndyTheSkanker** » 17 Mar 2008, 17:30

AlexanderDitto wrote:
Kawaiicaps wrote:Dear Kathleen,
Why do you not like me? You were very standoff-ish when we met. Is it because of my history wih Graham and the gang?
Or were you just in a bad mood that day and I am looking way too hard into this?

-^_^-

Dear Kathleen,

Do you secretly want to eat Kawaiicaps' baby?

I... I hear they're delicious with ketchup.

Heck, EVERYTHING'S delicious with ketchup. I imagine a pine cone filled with angry bees would be palatable with enough ketchup.

Then again, mustard is really good too, especially Gray Poupon. I'm tempted to carry it around in my car, just in case someone in a limousine asks me for some.

My question is this: do you like pickle relish? What do you do if you really do, but feel bad about buying it because really there's not much culinary application for it outside of hamburgers, and you don't make hamburgers often?

Ah, conversations about california cheeseburgers.

wilson_x1999 · Postby **wilson_x1999** » 17 Mar 2008, 21:22

AlexanderDitto wrote:...
Dear Kathleen,

Do you secretly want to eat Kawaiicaps' baby?

I... I hear they're delicious with ketchup.

Baby, the other other white meat.

AndyTheSkanker · Postby **AndyTheSkanker** » 18 Mar 2008, 03:00

wilson_x1999 wrote:
AlexanderDitto wrote:...
Dear Kathleen,

Do you secretly want to eat Kawaiicaps' baby?

I... I hear they're delicious with ketchup.

Baby, the other other white meat.

Cat's the other other one.

empath · Postby **empath** » 18 Mar 2008, 07:04

Dear Kathleen,

I am getting conflicting opinions from people. Some people say "cats are the other other white meat" whereas others say "babies are the other other white meat". Who's right?

Sincerely,

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

NachoManLance · Postby **NachoManLance** » 18 Mar 2008, 11:18

Dear Kathleen,

Don't eat kitties, period. Babies are ok.

Without a question, just a statement,
Sir Lancelot The Brave

AdmiralBarikir · Postby **AdmiralBarikir** » 20 Mar 2008, 12:04

Zombaholic wrote:Dear Kathleen,

Who is the real hero? The belt or the belt loops?

Sincerely,
InaStickyWicket Guy the third

QFT

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 20 Mar 2008, 12:10

Dear Kathleen

How do you like Kevin smith, zam?

Vaughn · Postby **Vaughn** » 20 Mar 2008, 12:21

Alliance, the other other other OTHER white meat.

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