Non Sequiteur Contest

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Citin
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Postby Citin » 19 Mar 2008, 19:42

The Flaming Fornicators Flirtatiously Flourished Five Flowers From Far Fences. Thereafter They Threw Themselves To Tomfoolery Thoughtlessly Thumbing Truthful Theologians. In the fullness of time they became weary of these semantics and instead relegated themselves to proliferating consonance throughout the world.
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Lord Chrusher
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 19 Mar 2008, 21:34

Cry Havoc! and let slip the dogs of war.
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Misty
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Postby Misty » 19 Mar 2008, 22:21

You can call me Roy Mustang. Or just Lieutenant Colonel. Hell, you can call me the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do, remember the pain!
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Postby Vaughn » 19 Mar 2008, 23:09

Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!!
Do the Catterpillar!
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Lord Chrusher
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 19 Mar 2008, 23:36

When Planck who has difficulty using many texts proceeded to celebrate incorrectness, the rest measured all we will span with our imaginations.
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Postby DontPanic » 20 Mar 2008, 01:03

Why do the bees haunt me so?
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Postby tak197 » 20 Mar 2008, 02:03

When falling asleep, it's generally not a good idea to put a badger in your sock drawer.
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Lord Chrusher
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 20 Mar 2008, 02:48

Philippe is standing on it.
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Postby Cake » 20 Mar 2008, 02:55

10 out of 10 pterodactyls are extinct.
Wil Wheaton says "Game over, Moonpie."
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Postby tak197 » 20 Mar 2008, 03:32

Good Morning to all you fine lovely meatbags. Captain of the Army of Destruction is speaking. Today some of you will be drained of your fluids to provide sustenance for the owners of your worlds, but we just want you to know that we REALLY appreciate what you are doing for us. Have a good day and see you on the other side of Hell!
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Postby St. Ricktopher » 20 Mar 2008, 03:54

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Postby Hawkaris » 20 Mar 2008, 05:20

So I was sitting there, watching the limestone currents melt away the weeks snow, when I decided to toss a pink pencil-eraser at the wall. Surely enough, it failed to bounce because some douche decided to switch all the world's erasers with pink chunks of tire that erase about as well as the carpet that my pencil landed on. Needless to say, it stuck straight up on the musty carpet, because I've been far to lazy to vacuum the thing. Honestly, I wish someone would just invent a sort of self-cleaning carpet, so dirt, grime, or any other elements wouldn't affect the thing for long.

I edited this once, because the proper ordering of letters is an art that escapes such mortal men as I.
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Cake
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Postby Cake » 20 Mar 2008, 05:47

I killed Mufasa.
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Postby The Pious Flea » 20 Mar 2008, 05:52

By posting attempted non-sequiturs in response to a request for people to post non-sequiturs, you've rendered all of your responses relevant to the preceding discussion. Non-sequitur contests can take place only in threads in which they are not relevant to the subject at hand.

Thus, you ALL are disqualified.
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Spindizzy
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Postby Spindizzy » 20 Mar 2008, 08:50

Sir Not Appearing In This Contest wrote:The ham jack', said Nicholas.
Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts,
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
I thrust my fists against the posts,
And still insist I see the ghosts.
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Postby blackdragontaz » 20 Mar 2008, 11:17

Is it weird to feel dirty everytime I eat a banana?
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Master Gunner
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Postby Master Gunner » 20 Mar 2008, 11:27

You all just lost the game.
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Hawkaris
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Postby Hawkaris » 20 Mar 2008, 14:43

I saw a video, and thought of this thread. So, in the interest of losing after only three posts, here:

http://www.clemenskogler.net/film/grandcontent.htm
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Postby tak197 » 20 Mar 2008, 20:58

No word of a lie, the avocado is named as such because the Spaniards couldn't pronounce the Mayan name for it, so they used their own homophone, which means "lawyer". The Mayans, however, used the word in their language that means "testicle". Therefore, we can really say Jack Thompson is a testicle.
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Postby AndyTheSkanker » 21 Mar 2008, 02:28

The most dangerous thing in the world is attempting to leap a chasm in two jumps.
Kick her in the taco, paco
Non Sequiteur Champagne!
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Lord Chrusher
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 21 Mar 2008, 02:51

I have no choice but to ratchet the alert level up a couple of notches to Blackwatch Plaid.
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Zed Alpha
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Postby Zed Alpha » 21 Mar 2008, 05:24

Start of fifth day: Ranking is:

1: AndyTheSkanker takes his rightful place. Don't know why I've been glossing over him...
2:Cake
3:Lord Chrusher
4:tak197
5:DontPanic
6:EeenymeenymineyCitin
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The Pious Flea
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Postby The Pious Flea » 21 Mar 2008, 05:26

THE POWER OF LOGIC COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF LOGIC COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF LOGIC COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF LOGIC COMPELS YOU!
I require a dance of intellect. Put on your thinking shoes!

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AndyTheSkanker
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Postby AndyTheSkanker » 21 Mar 2008, 05:50

"I wish he had children, so I could kick them in the heads or stamp on their testicles, that's the pain i'm in right now" - Mike Tyson
Kick her in the taco, paco

Non Sequiteur Champagne!

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empath
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Postby empath » 21 Mar 2008, 05:59

Oh, she's in the distillery, making Johnny Walker red.
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