Non Sequiteur Contest

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Postby AlexanderDitto » 21 Mar 2008, 19:39

It's as though everyone in this thread is determined to use up every punchline to any joke that could EVER possibly be conceived as quickly as possible, so as to leave nothing new and funny.
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Postby NintendoRev » 21 Mar 2008, 20:02

Zed Alpha wrote:Er...NintendoRev? Ye'r disqualified. Take the crappy version of the home game and please stop posting.
Riiiight.
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Postby The Pious Flea » 21 Mar 2008, 20:27

Who made Zed Alpha god?

Zed Alpha, you are disqualified. Stop posting.

Let's get Matt in here to judge or something.
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Postby AndyTheSkanker » 22 Mar 2008, 03:45

...and graham did say "thou shalt not drink pepsi, for it is inferior to coke, but thou shalt dine on holy coke and subway sandwiches."
Kick her in the taco, paco
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Postby Zed Alpha » 22 Mar 2008, 06:05

Aaaaand as of the beginning of Day....Five, the winners are as such:


1:AndyTheSkanker
2:Don'tPanic
3:blackdragontaz
4:Cake
5:Graham
6:tak197

Oh, and I started the thread, the contest, and no-one else has volunteered to help me judge. If someone wouldn't mind helping me judge, then please tell me. Otherwise, I'm the only judge of the contest here.
Anyway, the reason for me disqualifying NintendoRev is that he posted Hug Me! one post after the Hug Me picture. If he had waited to post five posts after the Hug Me picture, he'd be fine.
I'm not trying to be a douche here, but I'm sorry if I am.

Anyway...good work, all.
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Postby emma » 22 Mar 2008, 13:36

dogg, if you're gonna disqualify people for random shit, you gotta set some rules at the beginning.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 22 Mar 2008, 13:43

This is not a daffodil.
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Postby Zed Alpha » 22 Mar 2008, 13:50

emma wrote:dogg, if you're gonna disqualify people for random shit, you gotta set some rules at the beginning.


What?

WHAT?

There are rules at the beginning!
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Postby Zed Alpha » 22 Mar 2008, 13:50

Gyarg. Sorry for being an ass, but there are. Check the first post.
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Postby kkief02 » 22 Mar 2008, 15:26

It was all very well to say "Drink me," but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. "No, I'll look first," she said, "and see whether it's marked 'poison' or not"; for she had read several nice little stories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts, and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker will burn you if you hold it too long; and that, if you cut your finger very deeply with a knife,it usually bleeds; and she had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked "poison," it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
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Postby AndyTheSkanker » 22 Mar 2008, 18:33

And the people all said saddam. Saddam you're rockin' the boat.
And the army will take you over, they'll take baghdad and they'll slit your throat,
Saddam, saddam, saddam, saddam saddam you're rockin' the boat.
Kick her in the taco, paco

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Postby Kate! » 22 Mar 2008, 19:31

Bats!
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Postby tak197 » 22 Mar 2008, 20:28

Raise your hand if you have a man crush on Adam!
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 23 Mar 2008, 01:49

Wesley
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Postby St. Ricktopher » 23 Mar 2008, 03:38

...ch-ch-ch-Chia!
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Postby AndyTheSkanker » 23 Mar 2008, 06:41

Johnny was a chemists son,
But Johnny is no more,
What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4
Kick her in the taco, paco

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Postby tak197 » 23 Mar 2008, 07:31

When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho",
When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho",
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Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend were a freak, like me.
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Postby empath » 23 Mar 2008, 11:40

Interesting: Micro$oft and nVidia really don't like each other:

I've been puttering along fine, until I got a wild hair to fire up TF2 again and see what new maps or features vALVE has come up with for people to pwm me. :D I got stopped when I was told that my nVidia card didn't have the latest drivers...so I went into Device Manager and tried updating there. "Nope; everything's fine and up-to-date, Administrator. *waves hand* You don't want anything else; I can go back to what I'm doing; these aren't the droids you're looking for." :?

Check the details, and no, I don't have the latest drivers - nVidia's website show about 20-odd minor builds beyond the ver. # of my installed drivers.

So I d/l the latest stable drivers (note, NOT beta), and slap them in. User Account Control snoops along a couple of times, but lets things continue, and Bob's your uncle. Things seem fine, and TF2 allows me to mutter unintelligbly as a Pyro to my heart's content.

So then, for the next couple of days, I wake up to find all my desktop items stuffed into the top left of the screen as if my res had been turned down then back up, and there's a minimized dialog on the taskbar. Apparently this is a 'Dear John' letter from Vista saying that unless I roll back my video drivers, she's leaving me. :roll:

I did that once, and then Steam got all snubby to me; just can't win, can I? :lol:

So then I manually update again, and come back the next morning, and stand up to Vista - no, I'm keeping the new drivers and that's final! :)

But the o/s keeps nagging me, and mucking up my desktop. After almost a week, I'm tired of re-arranging all my shortcuts, so I finally say 'heck with all this' and rip User Account Control and some other 'nanny' Services outta the O/S. (and yes, I'd done this previously 'Disable Services' with no ill-effects for a SERIOUS flight-sim that required a 'clean build' - nothing truly critital touched) Things are peaceful and quiet...

...until I decided to check if Newgrounds had any new Phoenix Wrong Flash vids up...now Flash is having trouble displaying text - drawn objects are there, but scrolling credits or the captions on in-applet buttons are blank. *sigh*

When is Vista SP1 coming out? :roll:
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 23 Mar 2008, 12:27

This heres a story about billy, joe, bobbie, and sue
Four young pioneers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the forest and hunt some food
And here is what happened when they cut their oxen loose

They headed down to, ooh, old south pass-o
Thats where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy and joe got snake bites and lost all the cattle
Bobbie and sue grabbed a caulk gun

Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float

Billy mack is a trader down in Fort Hall
You know he'll trade you an oxen for 2 dozen axles
He aint gonna give you a reasonable trade
He makes his livin off of Pioneer aid

Bobbie and sue, whoa, whoa, They stole some oxen
Billy and joe caught up after finding some detoxin
They got the wagon,hey
You know they got away
They headed far west and haven't made a cent, to this day.
Singin Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
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Postby Zed Alpha » 23 Mar 2008, 14:25

Wow. Some long ones today. Haven't really been enough since the last judging to judge today...keep on keeping on, peoples.
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Postby St. Ricktopher » 23 Mar 2008, 14:59

speaking of the floating head of Ed McMahon, can you spare me some legos?
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Postby empath » 23 Mar 2008, 15:04

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Postby Sable » 23 Mar 2008, 15:07

It's the year Five Billion.

Welcome to the end of the world.
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Postby tak197 » 23 Mar 2008, 15:36

Why is the cake a lie? Did GlaDOS not learn how to rhyme or make pastries? The PIE is a lie sounds so much more pleasant.
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Postby kkief02 » 23 Mar 2008, 16:06

OMG, Pwnies!!! :o
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