Non Sequiteur Contest
- AlexanderDitto
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- NintendoRev
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- The Pious Flea
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- AndyTheSkanker
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Aaaaand as of the beginning of Day....Five, the winners are as such:
1:AndyTheSkanker
2:Don'tPanic
3:blackdragontaz
4:Cake
5:Graham
6:tak197
Oh, and I started the thread, the contest, and no-one else has volunteered to help me judge. If someone wouldn't mind helping me judge, then please tell me. Otherwise, I'm the only judge of the contest here.
Anyway, the reason for me disqualifying NintendoRev is that he posted Hug Me! one post after the Hug Me picture. If he had waited to post five posts after the Hug Me picture, he'd be fine.
I'm not trying to be a douche here, but I'm sorry if I am.
Anyway...good work, all.
1:AndyTheSkanker
2:Don'tPanic
3:blackdragontaz
4:Cake
5:Graham
6:tak197
Oh, and I started the thread, the contest, and no-one else has volunteered to help me judge. If someone wouldn't mind helping me judge, then please tell me. Otherwise, I'm the only judge of the contest here.
Anyway, the reason for me disqualifying NintendoRev is that he posted Hug Me! one post after the Hug Me picture. If he had waited to post five posts after the Hug Me picture, he'd be fine.
I'm not trying to be a douche here, but I'm sorry if I am.
Anyway...good work, all.
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- Lord Chrusher
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It was all very well to say "Drink me," but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. "No, I'll look first," she said, "and see whether it's marked 'poison' or not"; for she had read several nice little stories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts, and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker will burn you if you hold it too long; and that, if you cut your finger very deeply with a knife,it usually bleeds; and she had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked "poison," it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
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- Lord Chrusher
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- St. Ricktopher
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- empath
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Interesting: Micro$oft and nVidia really don't like each other:
I've been puttering along fine, until I got a wild hair to fire up TF2 again and see what new maps or features vALVE has come up with for people to pwm me. I got stopped when I was told that my nVidia card didn't have the latest drivers...so I went into Device Manager and tried updating there. "Nope; everything's fine and up-to-date, Administrator. *waves hand* You don't want anything else; I can go back to what I'm doing; these aren't the droids you're looking for."
Check the details, and no, I don't have the latest drivers - nVidia's website show about 20-odd minor builds beyond the ver. # of my installed drivers.
So I d/l the latest stable drivers (note, NOT beta), and slap them in. User Account Control snoops along a couple of times, but lets things continue, and Bob's your uncle. Things seem fine, and TF2 allows me to mutter unintelligbly as a Pyro to my heart's content.
So then, for the next couple of days, I wake up to find all my desktop items stuffed into the top left of the screen as if my res had been turned down then back up, and there's a minimized dialog on the taskbar. Apparently this is a 'Dear John' letter from Vista saying that unless I roll back my video drivers, she's leaving me.
I did that once, and then Steam got all snubby to me; just can't win, can I?
So then I manually update again, and come back the next morning, and stand up to Vista - no, I'm keeping the new drivers and that's final!
But the o/s keeps nagging me, and mucking up my desktop. After almost a week, I'm tired of re-arranging all my shortcuts, so I finally say 'heck with all this' and rip User Account Control and some other 'nanny' Services outta the O/S. (and yes, I'd done this previously 'Disable Services' with no ill-effects for a SERIOUS flight-sim that required a 'clean build' - nothing truly critital touched) Things are peaceful and quiet...
...until I decided to check if Newgrounds had any new Phoenix Wrong Flash vids up...now Flash is having trouble displaying text - drawn objects are there, but scrolling credits or the captions on in-applet buttons are blank. *sigh*
When is Vista SP1 coming out?
I've been puttering along fine, until I got a wild hair to fire up TF2 again and see what new maps or features vALVE has come up with for people to pwm me. I got stopped when I was told that my nVidia card didn't have the latest drivers...so I went into Device Manager and tried updating there. "Nope; everything's fine and up-to-date, Administrator. *waves hand* You don't want anything else; I can go back to what I'm doing; these aren't the droids you're looking for."
Check the details, and no, I don't have the latest drivers - nVidia's website show about 20-odd minor builds beyond the ver. # of my installed drivers.
So I d/l the latest stable drivers (note, NOT beta), and slap them in. User Account Control snoops along a couple of times, but lets things continue, and Bob's your uncle. Things seem fine, and TF2 allows me to mutter unintelligbly as a Pyro to my heart's content.
So then, for the next couple of days, I wake up to find all my desktop items stuffed into the top left of the screen as if my res had been turned down then back up, and there's a minimized dialog on the taskbar. Apparently this is a 'Dear John' letter from Vista saying that unless I roll back my video drivers, she's leaving me.
I did that once, and then Steam got all snubby to me; just can't win, can I?
So then I manually update again, and come back the next morning, and stand up to Vista - no, I'm keeping the new drivers and that's final!
But the o/s keeps nagging me, and mucking up my desktop. After almost a week, I'm tired of re-arranging all my shortcuts, so I finally say 'heck with all this' and rip User Account Control and some other 'nanny' Services outta the O/S. (and yes, I'd done this previously 'Disable Services' with no ill-effects for a SERIOUS flight-sim that required a 'clean build' - nothing truly critital touched) Things are peaceful and quiet...
...until I decided to check if Newgrounds had any new Phoenix Wrong Flash vids up...now Flash is having trouble displaying text - drawn objects are there, but scrolling credits or the captions on in-applet buttons are blank. *sigh*
When is Vista SP1 coming out?
- Sieg Reyu
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This heres a story about billy, joe, bobbie, and sue
Four young pioneers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the forest and hunt some food
And here is what happened when they cut their oxen loose
They headed down to, ooh, old south pass-o
Thats where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy and joe got snake bites and lost all the cattle
Bobbie and sue grabbed a caulk gun
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Billy mack is a trader down in Fort Hall
You know he'll trade you an oxen for 2 dozen axles
He aint gonna give you a reasonable trade
He makes his livin off of Pioneer aid
Bobbie and sue, whoa, whoa, They stole some oxen
Billy and joe caught up after finding some detoxin
They got the wagon,hey
You know they got away
They headed far west and haven't made a cent, to this day.
Singin Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Four young pioneers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the forest and hunt some food
And here is what happened when they cut their oxen loose
They headed down to, ooh, old south pass-o
Thats where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy and joe got snake bites and lost all the cattle
Bobbie and sue grabbed a caulk gun
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Billy mack is a trader down in Fort Hall
You know he'll trade you an oxen for 2 dozen axles
He aint gonna give you a reasonable trade
He makes his livin off of Pioneer aid
Bobbie and sue, whoa, whoa, They stole some oxen
Billy and joe caught up after finding some detoxin
They got the wagon,hey
You know they got away
They headed far west and haven't made a cent, to this day.
Singin Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
Go on caulk the wagon and float
- St. Ricktopher
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