Graham wrote:This is my favourite thread in a while.
Keep in mind, you should still vote for elevator.
I did. 5 times. ah, the joy of dynamic IP addresses.
AndyTheSkanker wrote:Graham wrote:This is my favourite thread in a while.
Keep in mind, you should still vote for elevator.
I did. 5 times. ah, the joy of dynamic IP addresses.
AndyTheSkanker wrote:if graham is god and morgan is our messiah, and paul is our holy spirit, then where in the hell does that put kate in the grand scheme of things, and kathleen? I mean, we know matt is satan, right? so yeah. And bill is a martyr of sorts, one of the more darwin award material saints.
AndyTheSkanker wrote:Religious studies. Feel like you wasted a few years then? =P
Stick with the trinitarian, and accept paul as our form of the holy spirit. If graham is morgan, and morgan is graham, my head hurts, and it'll cause a whole buncha confusion. I worship at the altar of LRR, and graham's party hard dance is an epic gift. As is his boot her in the coot song.
AndyTheSkanker wrote:if graham is god and morgan is our messiah, and paul is our holy spirit, then where in the hell does that put kate in the grand scheme of things, and kathleen? I mean, we know matt is satan, right? so yeah. And bill is a martyr of sorts, one of the more darwin award material saints.
Citin wrote:Kate and Kathleen just exist on a greater plane of understanding with the Almighty then us lowly dregs.
They should be worshiped as divine priestess' and their will shall be obeyed without question. They are the voice of he who's name I am not worthy to utter.
And Bill is has been sent by the divine one to lead us to victory against our blasphemous enemy, those accursed ninjas.
Understand now?
emma wrote:I remember that we once did the research on what it took to be an established religion.
I can't remember the specifics, but it was something like you needed a hundred members and at least semi-annual congregations of the believers.
My brother and a few other people had created a joke religion and simply by having a bunch of our friends up to our cottage for two weekends a year, we technically could have registered ourselves as a religion. It's too bad we were too lazy.
This sounds like a job for Sheer Stupidity.
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