HELP LRR's FRIENDS!! [The Birth of LRRmonism]

[Lavos]

How about Paulistimic, zam?

[mmeh36]

LRRnostic.

[AlexanderDitto]

OK ALL THESE PEOPLE BRANCHING OUT WITH THEIR NEW FANGLED NAMES AND NEW FANGLED LOGOS FRIGHTEN ME.

I'll be a follower of the First Orthodox Church of LRR. You all can be Reformed LRRites or whatever the heck you want to be.

I'll need some incense, some gaudy gold-leafed ceiling tiles, and sixteen stained glass motifs, each depicting a regular LRR contributer.

[Graham]

LRRmonism.

Nice.

[CyberTractor]

Praise the LRRd.

[JesterJ.]

The people that practice LRRmonism are the LRRnd?

[tak197]

Hokay, we have a name and a basis for our relrrgion. Now we need to start ordaining ministLRRs and LRRiests. Also, which hoLRR men and women are going to take on the task of writing our Scripture?

Starting up a religion is FUN!

[St. Ricktopher]

Hokay, we have a name and a basis for our relrrgion. Now we need to start ordaining ministLRRs and LRRiests. Also, which hoLRR men and women are going to take on the task of writing our Scripture?

Starting up a religion is FUN!

Canon already exists. We do not have written texts but videos.
There is also significant commentary written on the LRR scriptures on both this forum and the LRR wiki.

[Misty]

This thread simultaneously amuses and scares me all at the same time.

[AndyTheSkanker]

as the crazy bitch who started this whole LRR religion kick earlier in the thread, I vote for LLRmonism, or the Church Of LRR And The Latter Day Videos. Also, no more branches. One unified religion. Now graham, Coke or Pepsi. Your worshipers have to know

[NintendoRev]

Now graham, Coke or Pepsi. Your worshipers have to know

As this may possibly determine what soda I buy from now on, I must know! D=

[The Pious Flea]

The ritual libation of LRRism is equal amounts of Coke and Pepsi mixed together*. Only such a beverage could properly represent the greatness that is LRR.

*With a single drop of vanilla extract.

[AndyTheSkanker]

The ritual libation of LRRism is equal amounts of Coke and Pepsi mixed together*. Only such a beverage could properly represent the greatness that is LRR.

*With a single drop of vanilla extract.

The vanilla is optional
we all know how rank vanilla coke was..

[The Pious Flea]

One difficulty: we don't want our new religion confused with the primary inhabitant of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

How should we combat this heresy?

[AndyTheSkanker]

dont we? Futurama was epic to boot, so I figure that cant be such a bad thing.

[Lrrr]

One difficulty: we don't want our new religion confused with the primary inhabitant of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

How should we combat this heresy?

Dont you puny humans know that we on Omicron Persei 8 have been aware of the truth of LRRmonism for some time?!

[AndyTheSkanker]

One difficulty: we don't want our new religion confused with the primary inhabitant of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

How should we combat this heresy?

Dont you puny humans know that we on Omicron Persei 8 have been aware of the truth of LRRmonism for some time?!

Aw hell no. No green eyed three fingered fatso's taking credit for what I started.

[St. Ricktopher]

Lrrr and LRR can be easily distinguished. LRR should always be spelt in caps.
It also has one less r.

Also Lrrr exists in the year 3000, so therefore, we can assume that LRRmonism will continue long into the future.

[AndyTheSkanker]

Lrrr and LRR can be easily distinguished. LRR should always be spelt in caps.
It also has one less r.

Also Lrrr exists in the year 3000, so therefore, we can assume that LRRmonism will continue long into the future.

So in 3000 and so, they still follow our teachings? =D

[St. Ricktopher]

Lrrr and LRR can be easily distinguished. LRR should always be spelt in caps.
It also has one less r.

Also Lrrr exists in the year 3000, so therefore, we can assume that LRRmonism will continue long into the future.

So in 3000 and so, they still follow our teachings? =D

Not our teachings, but LRR's.
Not our will, but Graham's be done.

[AndyTheSkanker]

fair point. We shall offer him the sacrifice that is our devotion. LLRMons, fanboy powers activate.

[Alja-Markir]

LRRology?
LRRalism?
LRRisticism?
LRRality?
LRRistianity?
LRRity?
LRRism?
LRR LRR Revolution?

Also, the drink of choice is clearly nothing so foul as the corporate bilge of either Coca-Cola or Pepsi, but is indeed the deliscious majesty of Jones.

~Alja~

[AndyTheSkanker]

LRRology?
LRRalism?
LRRisticism?
LRRality?
LRRistianity?
LRRity?
LRRism?
LRR LRR Revolution?

Also, the drink of choice is clearly nothing so foul as the corporate bilge of either Coca-Cola or Pepsi, but is indeed the deliscious majesty of Jones.

~Alja~

LRRMonism, or the Church Of LRR And The Latter Day Videos to give it it's full title. Also, I say it's jolt actually. Jolt in battery can ftw.

[King Kool]

I don't mean to take this back on-topic, but:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23731346/

They didn't win. I wish Powerthirst won comedy, but I knew it stood no chance against Puppet Pals (shouldn't that have been in music?)

[AndyTheSkanker]

well, I think, while funny as fuck, powerthirst was just TOO out there to win that award. Chris Crocker got one? Seriously, What in the fuck? A disturbed little individual who whailed because critics pointed out what we all knew, got an award? Fuck that. Part of me doubts the integrity of those results really, but heh. If he did get an award legitimately then people who voted have mad issues yo.

Back off topic:

What to call the scriptures, the LRRah? The LRRan? The LRRible?