Lunchbox Cometh... again... maybe?

[Johnny_Lunchbox]

Alright, I'm graduating in what--a week and a half?--with an honours degree in Creative Writing, a mittful of publications, and a year and a half of experience working for a small press under my belt. But, now that I'm done with school (for good, God willing), I can finally start hunting for a job out in and around Victoria.

The problem is, literary career jobs are VERY hard to come by, and I'm stuck 3,000 kilometers away while I job-hunt.

That said, I'd love to run off to Victoria to join the circus--err, I mean, LRR crew--on a more full-time basis, and figured I'd see if I could milk the forums for contacts. Do any of you happen to know anyone in the publishing field (literary, news, magazine--anything, really) out in Victoriaville/Vancouverland? A foot-in-the-door would be a HUGE help--and I'd really love to get back to LRRery. (Not that I'm not going to start pummeling Graham with scripts, anyways.)

Thanks tons in advance.

- JL.

[Graham]

Johnny, I've never said this to a man before but... feel free to pummel me.

[Nomadic]

Johnny, I've never said this to a man before but... feel free to pummel me.

That's what she said. XD

Wish I could help, JL, but I'm in the wrong section of the continent. Either way, it'd be awesome to see you back in LRR again. =)

[CyberTractor]

*support from Florida*

[tak197]

Johnny, I've never said this to a man before but... feel free to pummel me.

Idea for JL's first script?

[AeroCmdr]

*support from Florida*

[Red Charlie]

Johnny, I've never said this to a man before but... feel free to pummel me.

There is one weeks video right there!

Edit: ops already mentioned. aw

[Vaughn]

Johnny, I've never said this to a man before but... feel free to pummel me.

Idea for JL's first script?

"I know what you made me eat last summer: the return of JL"
scratched Cd's and empty beer cans hanging on doorknobs! The horror!

[AlexanderDitto]

*support from Florida*

I think Mr. Lunchbox has won all the delegates from Florida.

[Allen!]

Johnny, I'll see what I can do as far as Herrcouver is concerned.

[NachoManLance]

The Sunny land of California ratifies for the return of JL.

[kkief02]

Oregon gives support!

[Master Gunner]

Unless there are any objections, I hereby pledge the support of the Maritimes, the full Atlantic provinces pending on Newfoundland's vote.

[Sable]

The Sunless Lands of the Frozen North send this missive of ratification on the matter of the return of Mr. Lunchbox.

[Kathleen]

BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

(Yes, I hold the power of knowing the true name of Mr. J Lunchbox.)

It's danged hard to find a literature type job, but perhaps you could talk to some of the CUP type papers out here. They might be hiring professionals such as yourself for various editorial positions.

You will also have to come and get rude drunk. This shall pass.

[Vaughn]

BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

(Yes, I hold the power of knowing the true name of Mr. J Lunchbox.)

It's danged hard to find a literature type job, but perhaps you could talk to some of the CUP type papers out here. They might be hiring professionals such as yourself for various editorial positions.

You will also have to come and get rude drunk. This shall pass.

actually, 'The Intern' also said that Bill was his name but he couldnt have it because it was taken.

Also, The Albertan Flatwastes approve.

[Johnny_Lunchbox]

So I have 4 states and 6 provinces behind me (Ontario is a gimme, 'cause that's my own riding)--even if that isn't a majority, I say fuck it; we'll give the rest of 'em Florida's voting machines to make it a minority Lunchboxmental government.

If not, then the friendly provinces/states can separate and form a new dystopia beneath my enlightened leadership. I shall be the Andrew Ryan of your Rapture! Err, wait a sec...

BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

(Yes, I hold the power of knowing the true name of Mr. J Lunchbox.)

It's danged hard to find a literature type job, but perhaps you could talk to some of the CUP type papers out here. They might be hiring professionals such as yourself for various editorial positions.

You will also have to come and get rude drunk. This shall pass.

CUP-type papers? I don't think any of the people I knew in the CUP are still working there...

[Melendwyr]

Pennsylvania VETOES the return of Johnny "Bill" Lunchbox.

[Valandil]

England approves.

How about that? You have a whole country behind you now. Go go.

[tak197]

Pennsylvania VETOES the return of Johnny "Bill" Lunchbox.

HEY! Speak for yourself, dude. I think J.L. does deserve a place in the LRR crew soon. Also, there are more than just you in this state.

/fake anger

[Melendwyr]

Sir, you are in violation of Robert's Rules of Order.

To gain a position in the speaking rotation, please submit a fish to the Minister of Chambers immediately.

The chair recognizes Melendwyr; Melendwyr has the floor.

"VETO."

[tak197]

Sir, you are in violation of Robert's Rules of Order.

To gain a position in the speaking rotation, please submit a fish to the Minister of Chambers immediately.

The chair recognizes Melendwyr; Melendwyr has the floor.

"VETO."

I AM the Minister of Chambers!

[Melendwyr]

It is contrary to procedure to submit a fish to yourself. To request a review of the relevant rules, lie on the ground and put your hands on your head in the standard "Cake-Receiving Position" now.

[Lord Chrusher]

I am the Bishop of East Anglia and I would like to present the George Angus Rhys Jones award for Latin composition to Mr Johnny_Lunchbox.

[tak197]

It is contrary to procedure to submit a fish to yourself. To request a review of the relevant rules, lie on the ground and put your hands on your head in the standard "Cake-Receiving Position" now.

Thank you, GLaDOS. Now if you would open the file clearly marked "Not a hard-drive raping super-virus"...