Best Movie Quotes.

[emma]

Meh. I still think it's a bad movie. Even editing frame to frame on the actual reel of film, I could have made the moon appear seamless.

The "I could do it better" argument is historically known as a not very good argument.

[JesterJ.]

"Roo-fi-oh. Roo-fi-oh."

Anyone?

HELL YES.
@Theduckthief, the heart of the artichoke is the little yummy thing in the middle. If that helps at all.

[Unclever title]

I'm surprised at you people! No one posted this?

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Also some others:

"Your mom goes to college."

Wash: "It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Mal: "What does that mean?" Funnier in context.

Also from Serenity: (Directly from IMDB)

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

[wilson_x1999]

I'm surprised at you people! No one posted this?

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Fuck YES!

Princess Bride is AWESOME.

[DontPanic]

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

[Nomadic]

"Action."
"GET DAHAUWN!"
"More action."
"GET DAHAUWN AGAIN!"
"And even more action."
"GET DAHAUWN A THIRD TIEM!"

...I still want that movie to be made.

[TheRocket]

"Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. "

"Well, can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist? "

[AeroCmdr]

This is for all you new people, I only have one rule; everyone fights, no one quits, you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself.......do you get me?

[-Geoff-]

"If I were you, I'd run."
"If you were me you'd be good lookin." *snap*

"We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians."

[emma]

"Some things in here don't react well to bullets."

[Scone]

All from Snatch...

Franky Four Fingers: So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Roman Catholic church.

and also...

[repeated line]: Sneaky fuckin' Russian.

and finally...

[repeated line]: I fuckin' hate Pikeys.

[Keith K]

You can't trust a pig farmer

[Sable]

All from Casablanca:

Rick: "Remember, this gun is pointed at your heart."
Renault: "That is my least-vulnerable spot!"

Renault: "I'm only a poor corrupt official."

Renault: "Round up the usual suspects."

Ferrari: "We might as well be frank, monsieur - it would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed miracles."

Yvonne: "Where were you last night?"
Rick: "That's so long ago, I don't remember."
Yvonne: "Will I see you tonight?"
Rick: "I never make plans that far ahead."

Strasser: "What is your nationality?"
Rick: "I'm a drunkard."
Renault: "And that makes Rick a citizen of the world!"

And, of course, the other famous lines. While I don't usually pick outright favourites, Casablanca in all its 1940s glory is my favourite movie of all time.

[RobertMc123]

"Dude Where's My Car?"









I'll get me coat....


No but seriously

Stan: Chef, how do I get a girl to like me better than anyone else?
Chef: That's easy Stan you just have to find the clitoris.
Stan: Find the clitoris?
Chef: Oh forget I said anything....
Stan: (to the other guys) Do you guys know how to find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

But my absolute favourite is Cartman saying this at one random moment:

Cartman: God I hate you Kenny.

[Daco]

" rool you fool!"
-willow

[Fumbles]

Stinger: But you remember one thing: if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

Videogame voice: Player 2 has entered the game.
Ed: Haven't you have work?
Videogame voice: Player 2 has left the game.

John:Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker

Ronald: Well we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean: Smurfette?
Ronald: Not some like tight-ass Middlesex chick, y'know? Like this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? It's because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald: Okay well you know what then, she fucks them while Vanity watches, okay?
Sean: Well what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get into all the action.
Ronald: Yeah. What he does: He films the gangbang, later on...he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants.

I know it says movies but...

Jen: Now, I'll be honest with you, the reason I got you round a bit early is to go over a few ground rules with you. If this evening is going to work in any way, you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah? Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody. You know, nothing about memory or RAM
Moss: Memory is RAM!

[Vaughn]

*sitting on kenny*
Cartman Von Cartman has ways of making you talk!
*Pffrbt*
*muffled screams*

[Wraith]

When Nicholas Cage is running up the hill in a bear suit, and that one librarian chick says "What's the matter, sister?" and Nick Cage just decks her right in the face.

That's from the Wickerman. It's not really a quote, unless you count punches at quotes, which I do.

If you don't count punches to the face as quotes then you are someone whom I do not wish to know.

[Wraith]

"Cock juggling thunder cunt"
Blade3

This was a client's password. I kid you not.

[Wraith]

A knight is sworn to valor
His heart knows only virtue
His blade defends the helpless
His might upholds the weak
His word speaks only truth
His wrath undoes the wicked"

- Dragonheart

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
-Boondock Saints

“I don’t know! I swear! I swear to God!”
‘SWEAR TO ME!”
:::quiet sound of criminal pooping himself:::
-Batman Begins
The scene were Christian Bale becomes the definitive Batman.

I leave this as a declaration of intent - so no one will be confused.
1. "Sic vis pacem parabellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war."
2. Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family.
3. In certain, extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue - natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.
-The Punisher

[Wraith]

"Roo-fi-oh. Roo-fi-oh."

Anyone?

My sister went to school with that guy.

[Alja-Markir]

1. "Sic vis pacem parabellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war."

Meanin' no offense, but the Latin is just a smidge off. Literally the way that is phrased it means, "Thus, want peace equal to war."

What you're looking for is, "Sī pacem vīs, (tum) parā bellō" or literally, "If peace you want, (then) prepare for war." The tum/then is optional but more standard in terms of grammar.

And since I know you military types love to say this sort of thing aloud, it would be pronounced as approximately "see pah-kem wee-ss, toom pa-rah bell-oh".

*bows*

~Alja~

[Wraith]

1. "Sic vis pacem parabellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war."

Meanin' no offense, but the Latin is just a smidge off. Literally the way that is phrased it means, "Thus, want peace equal to war."

What you're looking for is, "Sī pacem vīs, (tum) parā bellō" or literally, "If peace you want, (then) prepare for war." The tum/then is optional but more standard in terms of grammar.

And since I know you military types love to say this sort of thing aloud, it would be pronounced as approximately "see pah-kem wee-ss, toom pa-rah bell-oh".

*bows*

~Alja~

Meanin no offense, but I was quoting a movie. I know what it means. If you have a problem with the translation, take it up with the angry guy with the guns.

[Alja-Markir]

Ahh, my bad, misread that. Think my brain saw the numbering and made some weird leap and thought only the last one was from the film.

~Alja~

[TheRocket]

"Roo-fi-oh. Roo-fi-oh."

Anyone?

My sister went to school with that guy.

NO WAI. I used to have such a girl crush on him. Srsly. I even had a picture of him in my locker. *squeeels*