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Postby Cake » 30 Apr 2008, 17:02

kkief02 wrote:Granted but now it chops it into pieces and sets it on fire, then it serves it to you on a platter with a sprig of parsley. <3

I wish it was the weekend


Granted. It's Sunday evening. Get ready to go to school tomorrow for 5 more days.

I wish I had my own working kegerator with a keg full of some good beer.
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Postby Master Gunner » 30 Apr 2008, 17:15

Granted, but it's on a bed of thermite, potassium permanganate, and glycerine. Have fun.

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Postby kkief02 » 30 Apr 2008, 17:21

Granted it's a five inch model gun that can't shoot bullets or be-be gun pellets

I wish I had the mp3 of Code Monkey By Jonathan Coulton
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Postby tak197 » 30 Apr 2008, 18:22

kkief02 wrote:Granted it's a five inch model gun that can't shoot bullets or be-be gun pellets

I wish I had the mp3 of Code Monkey By Jonathan Coulton


Granted. Here's the link. I swear it's not a Rickroll.

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Postby Lavos » 30 Apr 2008, 18:24

Granted, but you die in a fire.

I wish I have some new shoes.
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Postby tak197 » 30 Apr 2008, 18:31

Lavos wrote:Granted, but you die in a fire.

I wish I have some new shoes.


Granted, they are hot pink patent leather pumps two sizes too small.

I wish I could be an internet meme like Chocolate Rain.
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Postby Allen! » 30 Apr 2008, 18:54

Granted, but you are Milhouse.

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Postby NecroVale » 30 Apr 2008, 18:57

Granted, they dedicate one day of the week to hang out together and make lego castles.

I wish Lavos would eat nothing but hats.
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Postby Allen! » 30 Apr 2008, 18:59

Granted, but they are always nacho hats.

I wish I had a nacho hat.
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Postby NecroVale » 30 Apr 2008, 19:00

Granted, but Lavos ate it.

I wish to be King of the Internets!!!
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Postby Cake » 30 Apr 2008, 19:30

Oh snap! I want a nacho hat too!
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Postby CyberTractor » 30 Apr 2008, 19:55

NecroVale wrote:I wish to be King of the Internets!!!


Granted. The internet is a matriarchal monarchy, leaving you with no power.

I wish Battlestar Galatica had more episodes.
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Postby Melendwyr » 30 Apr 2008, 19:57

CyberTractor wrote:I wish Battlestar Galatica had more episodes.


Granted! They're called "The Original Series".
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Postby Wraith » 30 Apr 2008, 22:03

kkief02 wrote:Granted it's a five inch model gun that can't shoot bullets or be-be gun pellets

I wish I had the mp3 of Code Monkey By Jonathan Coulton


oot: don't message me asking me for it. Sharing music that you have not paid for is a crime. It is stealing from artists and it is wrong. At no point did I find a copy of it, play it a truly unGodly amount of times, and ultimately make "Code monkey think maybe manager wanna write damn log in page himself, Code Monkey not say it out loud, Code Monkey not crazy, just proud" as the call tone for whenever my a-hole boss calls. That never happened.



Because it would have been wrong.

Really.
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Postby Wraith » 30 Apr 2008, 22:06

CyberTractor wrote:
NecroVale wrote:I wish to be King of the Internets!!!


Granted. The internet is a matriarchal monarchy, leaving you with no power.

I wish Battlestar Galatica had more episodes.


Granted. But Cally gets shoved out an air lock, and keeping track of which Sylon is which is starting to get confusing.

I wish Invader Zim had more episodes.
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Postby Kara » 30 Apr 2008, 22:16

Granted. But moments before more episodes air on TV for the first time you have a heart attack and never see them.

I wish I had more minutes on my phone.
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Postby Fodder » 30 Apr 2008, 22:28

Kara wrote:Granted. But moments before more episodes air on TV for the first time you have a heart attack and never see them.

I wish I had more minutes on my phone.


Granted, but Rogers still sucks.

I wish that I could beat the system.
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Postby Kara » 30 Apr 2008, 22:37

Granted. You become the system.

I wish I was as gorgeous as Paul.
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Postby Vaughn » 30 Apr 2008, 23:06

Granted, Paul is now ugly, and so are you.
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Postby theINC » 01 May 2008, 02:21

You have a monkey, but unfortunately he's attacking your balls.

I wish I could find something for bushwalking that didn't have nuts in it! (i'm allergic)
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Postby blackdragontaz » 01 May 2008, 08:20

theINC wrote:You have a monkey, but unfortunately he's attacking your balls.

I wish I could find something for bushwalking that didn't have nuts in it! (i'm allergic)


I have no idea what bushwalking is, but what ever it is, it has thorns. Lots and lots of sharp pointy thorns. And no nuts.

I wish Jack Thompson would go away.
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Postby CyberTractor » 01 May 2008, 09:02

Granted. A year later he comes back more powerful and stronger than ever before.

I wish the sky was red.
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Postby Keith K » 01 May 2008, 10:09

You're on the surface of Mars having your eyeballs sucked out of your head.

I wish Michael Jackson never made that 'Black & White' video.
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Postby I, Nameless Slug » 01 May 2008, 11:48

Granted, but without something so horrbile everything else in the world seems bland and unimpressive.

I wish a had 20 dollors in my pocket.
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Postby tak197 » 01 May 2008, 12:04

Granted, you are arrested for petty theft because you have the purse over your shoulder.

I wish my chest cold was gone.
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