Wish Corrupting Game

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Postby NecroVale » 14 May 2008, 14:53

Granted, it's all real.

I wish I knew who the mafia were.
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Postby Alja-Markir » 14 May 2008, 15:39

Granted! You suddenly learn who ever last mafioso is, and what's more, it's more people than anyone would have ever imagined. In fact, the mafia is part of a larger conspiracy of global scale, infiltrating every level of authority in every nation, and you're the only one who knows the truth.

No one believes you though, and you have no hard evidence to back it up. You manage to live on the fringe of society, trying to discover some way to prove what you know to be true and stop the conspiracy, but everyone who's in the conspiracy makes your life hell and everyone outside of it thinks you are batshit crazy. You eventually take your own life with a waffle iron.

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Postby Melendwyr » 14 May 2008, 16:03

Granted! They now infest the human colon.

I wish my Capsicum baccatum would grow faster.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
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Postby Shea » 14 May 2008, 16:18

Granted! Don't eat them though, they're so hot they're napalm flavored!

I wish Joe Romersa was more famous!
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Postby kkief02 » 14 May 2008, 17:16

Melendwyr wrote:Granted, now Lavos is after you.


Hah! i got you there! If Lavos wasn't after LG's he wouldn't go after me!

Shea wrote: Granted! Don't eat them though, they're so hot they're napalm flavored!

I wish Joe Romersa was more famous!


Granted, but now he's so famous he takes over all TV channels and it's only a picture of him on a wall.
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Postby Melendwyr » 14 May 2008, 17:22

kkief02 wrote:Hah! i got you there! If Lavos wasn't after LG's he wouldn't go after me!


He believes you to be a mature and sexy adult. Beware him - he is allied with the grey smilers.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
'"
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Postby kkief02 » 14 May 2008, 17:33

Melendwyr wrote:
kkief02 wrote:Hah! i got you there! If Lavos wasn't after LG's he wouldn't go after me!


He believes you to be a mature and sexy adult. Beware him - he is allied with the grey smilers.
Shit!
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Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
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Postby Shea » 14 May 2008, 17:46

I wish Turn A Gundam was available in the States, with good VA's.
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Postby theINC » 14 May 2008, 22:45

Shea wrote:I wish Turn A Gundam was available in the States, with good VA's.


It is. It comes with some great Veteran's Affairs.

I wish this thread was easier to navigate.
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Postby Sable » 19 May 2008, 16:02

Granted. You have perfect ability to navigate the thread, but that's the only thing you can ever successfully make your way through.

I wish silver didn't tarnish.
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Postby Melendwyr » 19 May 2008, 16:06

Granted, it transmutes to lead.

I wish the genie granting these wishes would finally lighten up.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
'"
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Postby kkief02 » 19 May 2008, 20:42

Granted but he gets so high that he continues to corrupt wishes

I wish I had the Loading Ready Run dvds signed by the cast of Loading Ready Run and that it worked when I put it in the DVD player and that they didn't have scratches or were used. I also want them to never be able to break or get scratched.
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Postby NecroVale » 19 May 2008, 20:47

Granted but your DVD player disappears and all production on them ceases and you are unable to get another one anywhere. But you can look at them.

I wish for awesome super powers that are useful either day-to-day, or just generally practical.
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Also made me hate him more.

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Postby Sable » 19 May 2008, 23:17

Granted. You single-handedly cause the collapse of civilization, and while your powers were incredible for online banking and WoW grinding, in the post-apocolyptic hunter-gatherer society you are ostracized as a pariah, eventually hunted down. The flesh is stripped from your bones by vultures and the scorching sun bleaches your bones dry, another nameless corpse in the bone-strewn wasteland.

I wish I had a live, happy, fluffy pomeranian puppy that carries no latent diseases or cancers and is not radioactive or filled with low-order explosives.
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Postby wilson_x1999 » 20 May 2008, 08:44

Granted, you have a live, happy, fluffy pomeranian puppy that carries no latent diseases or cancers and is not radioactive or filled with low-order explosives, but he loves to bite your balls, every single time he's with you, he'll try to bite your balls, no matter what you do, ball biting will be always his favorite sport.

I wish I could think of a wish that nobody could corrupt.
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Postby CyberTractor » 20 May 2008, 08:46

Granted. Now you're banned from posting in this thread again.

I wish I had a job.
I can't think of a signature.
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Postby Sable » 20 May 2008, 09:22

Granted. It's collecting testicles that my dog bit off, since I bought a codpiece.

I wish my computer could handle a 100-megapixel panorama because jesus, that's a lot of picture.
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Postby ShortBreak » 20 May 2008, 22:55

Granted. But the image is so awesome, your eyes just explode.

I wish I had a monkey.
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Postby blackdragontaz » 21 May 2008, 08:27

Granted. Now it proceeds to fling poo all over the house and terroize the neighbors, forcing it to be put down in the most horrific way possible.

I wish my friend would listen to reason (aka get off their lazy bum) and get a job and drivers license.
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Postby Sable » 21 May 2008, 09:00

Granted. They then get a job as a hit-and-run man, and you're the target.

I wish 3Com hadn't sent a DOA part for the RMA I requested...
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Postby I, Nameless Slug » 21 May 2008, 15:55

Granted no one can understand it due to the imense saturation of acronyns.

I wish my palm would stop hurting.
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Postby Melendwyr » 21 May 2008, 16:29

Granted. You lose all sensation in your body.

I wish I could find a site selling Apios americana that didn't charge outrageously for it.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
'"
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Postby kkief02 » 21 May 2008, 17:26

Granted, but they're seeds for Apios americana, but they're really plastic, and they don't grow anything.

I wish Allen! would reply in our chatbox, or if not at least of signed out.
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Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
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Postby Evil Jim » 09 Jun 2008, 01:33

Granted, at least the half that is understandable. He replies in your chatbox. So often so that there is no room for anything else.

I wish this thread hadn't died.
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Postby kkief02 » 09 Jun 2008, 06:40

Granted, it was necroed, it's now a zombie thread.

I wish my throat wasn't hurting.
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Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"

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