Wish Corrupting Game
- Alja-Markir
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Granted! You suddenly learn who ever last mafioso is, and what's more, it's more people than anyone would have ever imagined. In fact, the mafia is part of a larger conspiracy of global scale, infiltrating every level of authority in every nation, and you're the only one who knows the truth.
No one believes you though, and you have no hard evidence to back it up. You manage to live on the fringe of society, trying to discover some way to prove what you know to be true and stop the conspiracy, but everyone who's in the conspiracy makes your life hell and everyone outside of it thinks you are batshit crazy. You eventually take your own life with a waffle iron.
I wish cute and adorable little fox-like critters lived on earth in massive numbers and were even more closely tied to humanity than dogs or cats.
~Alja~
No one believes you though, and you have no hard evidence to back it up. You manage to live on the fringe of society, trying to discover some way to prove what you know to be true and stop the conspiracy, but everyone who's in the conspiracy makes your life hell and everyone outside of it thinks you are batshit crazy. You eventually take your own life with a waffle iron.
I wish cute and adorable little fox-like critters lived on earth in massive numbers and were even more closely tied to humanity than dogs or cats.
~Alja~
Melendwyr wrote:Granted, now Lavos is after you.
Hah! i got you there! If Lavos wasn't after LG's he wouldn't go after me!
Shea wrote: Granted! Don't eat them though, they're so hot they're napalm flavored!
I wish Joe Romersa was more famous!
Granted, but now he's so famous he takes over all TV channels and it's only a picture of him on a wall.
Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
kkief02 wrote:Hah! i got you there! If Lavos wasn't after LG's he wouldn't go after me!
He believes you to be a mature and sexy adult. Beware him - he is allied with the grey smilers.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Shit!Melendwyr wrote:kkief02 wrote:Hah! i got you there! If Lavos wasn't after LG's he wouldn't go after me!
He believes you to be a mature and sexy adult. Beware him - he is allied with the grey smilers.
Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
Granted but he gets so high that he continues to corrupt wishes
I wish I had the Loading Ready Run dvds signed by the cast of Loading Ready Run and that it worked when I put it in the DVD player and that they didn't have scratches or were used. I also want them to never be able to break or get scratched.
I wish I had the Loading Ready Run dvds signed by the cast of Loading Ready Run and that it worked when I put it in the DVD player and that they didn't have scratches or were used. I also want them to never be able to break or get scratched.
Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
- NecroVale
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Granted but your DVD player disappears and all production on them ceases and you are unable to get another one anywhere. But you can look at them.
I wish for awesome super powers that are useful either day-to-day, or just generally practical.
I wish for awesome super powers that are useful either day-to-day, or just generally practical.
Allen! wrote:I know, it confused and aroused me.
Also made me hate him more.
Granted. You single-handedly cause the collapse of civilization, and while your powers were incredible for online banking and WoW grinding, in the post-apocolyptic hunter-gatherer society you are ostracized as a pariah, eventually hunted down. The flesh is stripped from your bones by vultures and the scorching sun bleaches your bones dry, another nameless corpse in the bone-strewn wasteland.
I wish I had a live, happy, fluffy pomeranian puppy that carries no latent diseases or cancers and is not radioactive or filled with low-order explosives.
I wish I had a live, happy, fluffy pomeranian puppy that carries no latent diseases or cancers and is not radioactive or filled with low-order explosives.
- wilson_x1999
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Granted, you have a live, happy, fluffy pomeranian puppy that carries no latent diseases or cancers and is not radioactive or filled with low-order explosives, but he loves to bite your balls, every single time he's with you, he'll try to bite your balls, no matter what you do, ball biting will be always his favorite sport.
I wish I could think of a wish that nobody could corrupt.
I wish I could think of a wish that nobody could corrupt.
- CyberTractor
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- ShortBreak
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- blackdragontaz
- The Goddamn Batman
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- I, Nameless Slug
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- Evil Jim
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Granted, at least the half that is understandable. He replies in your chatbox. So often so that there is no room for anything else.
I wish this thread hadn't died.
I wish this thread hadn't died.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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