Wish Corrupting Game

[Theremin]

Franted, it's a type of venereal disease.

Wish I could switch gender at will.

[Machalllewis]

Granted! But everyone knows about it, and that thats the one thing that you wished for and thinks you're a pervert.

I wish that I could actually get wishes in real life rather than play this game and pretend. (Meta baby!)

[Theremin]

Granted! But just like the game they go hilariously wrong.

I wish I was in another castle.

[Evil Jim]

You are! And soon a tubby, hairy Italian will be there to clear your "plumbing."

I wish more friends were available & would attend UHF at the MusicBox Theatre this weekend with me for my birthday.

[Mister Fiend]

Granted! They're with you in spirit! They're ghosts!

I wish I could have cupcakes delivered.

[Evil Jim]

Your cupcakes will be there shortly, created by people featured on Cake Wrecks

I wish I had some motivation to get some exercise today.

[Mister Fiend]

GRANTED! You are about to chased by rabid cougars with chainsaws.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good and I'd call her. I wish I had rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6' 4'' father.

[goat]

Granted! due to having a 6' 4" father, your genes dictate that you will be taller, which makes it, at least statistically speaking, easier to pick up women, which in turn makes you feel pretty baller. However, as an anniversary gift your new girlfriend takes you to see a magic show wherein the magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat, but unfortunately for you it is the rabbit from monty python, and he's wielding a bat.

You die, but it was going well for a little while right?

I wish people would only wish one wish at a time.

[Theremin]

Granted! Your life seems somewhat greyer and more lifeless as a result.

I wish I had pointier shoes.

[Master Gunner]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, they're pointier on the inside, repeatedly stabbing your feet. The wounds get infected and you die.

I wish I had more kraft dinner.

[Theremin]

Granted. All you have left is one Kraft dinner that I brought back for you last summer.

I wish my dog was taller.

[wilson_x1999]

Granted. Now your dog has been drafted to the NBA and he gets all the fame and money and you get nothing.

I wish my shoes were comfier.

[Arius]

Granted, they're made of pure silk. Pretty useless as shoes.

I wish I had motivation.

[Machalllewis]

Granted! You're motivated to KILL!

I wish that I was just two years younger.

[ICEWOLF]

Granted except you didnt specify what. Now you are two years younger then then the oldest person alive. you develop dementia and collect cats who live in a small flat with you and share your incontinency problems

I wish i got more sleep last night

[Machalllewis]

Genuinely nice first post Icewolf. You win 5 internet.

Granted! But you didn't specify which last night. It was actually the last night after the last supper and you are Jesus. Hope you love crucifiction. Unfortunatly though turns out the atheists were right and you just die horribley.

I wish that I felt a tiny bit less full right now.

[Arius]

Granted, you're just a tiny bit less full of water. I mean, 70% water isn't that much lower than, whoops, you're dead.

I wish Bethesda would announce the next Elder Scrolls game.

[goat]

Granted! "Elder Scrolls V: Hello Kitty Goes to Cblivion" comes out in Q3 next year.

I wish my chair were slightly comfier.

[Mister Fiend]

Granted! Your ass is so huge that everywhere you sit is super comfy. Too bad you can't stand anymore.

I wish I had some more Mountain Dew.

[Arius]

Granted, but it is literally water forming on a mountain at dawn.

I wish I didn't have to put on pants for my webcast.

I wish my chair were slightly comfier.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/526565

[Ayailla]

Granted, but your penis gets shown on camera and you get reported for indecent exposure on the internet.

I wish I could choreograph better dances.

[ICEWOLF]

granted however now your dances are so good that no one could actually perform them.

awww shucks i wish Machalllewis had given me 10 internets rather then 5 so i could buy some candy

[Machalllewis]

Lose 5 internets for not keeping the game going

I wish I was way more drunk than I am now but not so much that I am deaded.

[watshisname08]

Granted! But now you are dieded....

I wish for an XBox 360 with controller and Mass Effect & Mass Effect 2.

[Arius]

Granted. No cd tray, hard drive, power source, or cables.

I wish I didn't shave a gap in my eyebrow.