Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Master Gunner » 31 May 2010, 10:01

Even better, you have the plane tickets themselves. Enjoy Pacific Air Flight 121.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thadivilhimsewf » 31 May 2010, 12:41

Granted: one cow turd cake coming right up.

I wish for my own private island and a lifetime supply of green tea.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 31 May 2010, 12:46

Granted. Welcome to Bouvet Island. Your Green Tea has been shipped to you pre-made. Unfortunately they added milk...

I wish GTA 4 didn't have such appalling controls.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 31 May 2010, 15:44

Granted, the controls are great. The story still sucks and ALL the side missions have inexplicably become a mandatory part of the storyline.

I wish I would remember to add a wish to my post
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Askwho » 04 Jun 2010, 17:09

granted, but the only wishes you can remember are ones that bring about The End Of The World! or at least The End Of Wherever You Live!

I wish I had the real life equivalent of Bernard's Watch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard's_Watch)
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 05 Jun 2010, 04:45

Granted, but it's broken and freezes you instead of the world.

I wish that Doctor Who would change their mind regarding these new fat Daleks.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby EnglishMQ » 05 Jun 2010, 08:20

Granted: The Daleks are now the most impressive you will ever see the, so impressive that they kill the Doctor with ease, take over the Universe, and the show is cancelled.

I wish they invented the teleporter.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby The Jester » 05 Jun 2010, 09:34

Granted. They just won't give it to you.

I wish it weren't so gorram hot.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby the amativeness » 05 Jun 2010, 09:54

Granted. You now live in Antarctica.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby EnglishMQ » 05 Jun 2010, 11:23

Granted: Incidentally you owe the Mafia 20 million due to an unfortunate mishap.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Checky_Girl » 05 Jun 2010, 11:34

Granted, but it has mutated into a sentient being that is using it's powers to rise up against and destroy it's master, which is now you.

I wish Firefly had never been cancelled.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby EnglishMQ » 05 Jun 2010, 14:36

Granted: However Paris Hilton is hired as the main character to improve ratings.

I wish that the PS3 could play PS2 games for convenience purposes.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 05 Jun 2010, 15:13

Granted but the solution was to bolt a PS2 onto the machine. It's now twice the size and runs so hot that it can melt plastic.

I wish that people would stop putting flags on their cars every time England participates in a major sporting event.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Highlander » 06 Jun 2010, 00:11

Granted China takes over the world and only there flag is displayed ever. Oh yeah and the Red Army is everywhere too

I wish I could manipulate time
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 06 Jun 2010, 05:06

Granted, you can skip time forward or backwards one femtosecond.

I wish I hadn't sprained my ankle yesterday and I could still walk normally.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 06 Jun 2010, 08:59

Granted: you spained it today.

I wish Graham has a great birthday, HA, who ever corrupts this is really stupid :P
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby EnglishMQ » 06 Jun 2010, 11:05

Granted: Graham has a brilliant birthday. His birthday party is so brilliant he is inspired to make the greatest LRR video of all time, which is so awesome he ascends to a new plain of being, becoming like a God, and never being seen by mortal eyes again, ever. Ever.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 06 Jun 2010, 11:56

Granted, your spelling is now so perfect that you are employed as a proof reader for the worlds most violent angry and dyslexic author.

I wish the Space Shuttle wasn't being retired.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby WBAGNR » 06 Jun 2010, 15:09

Granted, but it crashes on re-entry after just two missions.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 07 Jun 2010, 08:47

Granted, you are still failed due to cheating.

I wish for a chocolate sponge cake.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Kirkygirl » 07 Jun 2010, 12:55

Granted, but it is undercooked and the eggs were contaminated with salmonella. This then causes you to lose a day of work, this shorting you out of your rent payments and you are now evicted.

I wish that I lived a bit closer into town, with a stable income and good place to live with my pets in a pet-friendly building. With no bad consequences with living where I live.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby James Ether » 07 Jun 2010, 14:02

You get all of those things. However the town is Barrow, Alaska. One of the northernmost towns in the world, sitting on the north coast of alaska. I hope you enjoy the weather of the Artic circle.

I wish I could find somewhere new to live before I start my job.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thadivilhimsewf » 07 Jun 2010, 17:32

Granted: you find a lovely basement apartment, and after you sign a year-long lease your landlord becomes a raving psycho loonie who won't leave you alone.

I wish I had learned to structure my time when I was young.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 08 Jun 2010, 02:36

Granted, but you were too lazy to actually do it.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby SpyKnight » 08 Jun 2010, 14:35

Granted, but you have no followers

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