Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thadivilhimsewf » 14 Jun 2010, 09:51

Granted! You are now having a manic episode, and in the next week you will gamble away your life savings, enter crippling debt, catch multiple STDs and wind up committed.

I wish I were not a self-hating psychology student.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 14 Jun 2010, 09:52

Granted. You are now a self-hating liberal arts student.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby iamafish » 14 Jun 2010, 10:01

granted. you have to work from you bed due to a crippling spinal injury rendering you unable to move from the neck down.

also you're meant to corrupt the wishes, not make them better. Self-hating liberal Arts Students are so much better than self-hating Psychology Students.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Zhyard » 14 Jun 2010, 11:14

Granted. You are now slightly better at pulling stuff.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 14 Jun 2010, 11:50

Granted: you lose your sense of taste though.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Trymantha » 14 Jun 2010, 13:27

Granted more people do but they only have wii's so cant take part.


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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thadivilhimsewf » 14 Jun 2010, 13:55

Granted: but due to the failing economy your will have to go deep into debt and your degree with have little value in the job market.

I wish my papers were done.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 14 Jun 2010, 14:27

Granted, your papers on the relations between polar bears and the lesser spotted wood finch are done.

I wish I didn't need so much sleep to be rested.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Zhyard » 15 Jun 2010, 02:39

Granted, you now need a steady supply of cocaine instead.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 15 Jun 2010, 05:30

Hell no. Wish denied! Not granted!

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Zhyard » 15 Jun 2010, 08:07

Granted. Minneapolis is now called Poopville.

I wish I had no skin because IT JUST WON'T STOP FUCKING ITCHING! WHY GOD! WHY!!!
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 15 Jun 2010, 09:37

Granted, you have no skin and die due to viral infections within hours.

I wish I wasn't so damned bored right now.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Zhyard » 15 Jun 2010, 09:46

"Granted, you have no skin and die due to viral infections within hours."

I wish I could see in 4D.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby the amativeness » 15 Jun 2010, 16:01

Granted. The fourth dimension is Time. You can only see things by looking through mirrors. (slightly into the past)

I wish that I won the lottery's grand prize, legitimately, and that the government waived the taxes. Also, that no one tries to steal it from me, or kill me for it.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby SpyKnight » 16 Jun 2010, 04:40

Granted, you won the monopoly lottery and now have 100,000,000 dollars of play money.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 16 Jun 2010, 04:51

Granted, you now have a terrible lisp, making you completely unintelligible.

I wish I could move and see in the 4th spatial dimension as well as the normal 3 spatial dimensions I'm currently living in.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby SpyKnight » 16 Jun 2010, 04:59

Granted, you thun of a bith , now you can shee and travel in the fourph dimmenthin but you shoon go mad as your mind breakths from the strhess.

I wish that this lihsp was gone
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 16 Jun 2010, 08:43

Granted, its gone, but you lose your tongue in a freak boating accident.

I wish I could handle the stress of traveling in the fourth dimension. AHHH, Fourth dimension rabbits!! Their attacking me! HELP!
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby GreigKM » 16 Jun 2010, 08:52

Granted, however as you are a 3 dimensional being you are missing a few sides, you're organs spill out as the forth dimensional people glance at you from a non-existent angle away.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 16 Jun 2010, 10:48

Granted! It correctly announces that the beta is now closed.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Niko88 » 16 Jun 2010, 11:41

Granted! On your first day you get sunburned, food poisoning and are stung by a jelly fish.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby SpyKnight » 16 Jun 2010, 11:48

Granted, but now you only have enough money for the X box slim and no money for food, heat, running water, and electricity bills.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 16 Jun 2010, 12:18

Granted: you find your pencil in your butt, what were you doing with it?

I wish more people would use "ph" instead of "f"
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby GreigKM » 16 Jun 2010, 12:46

Phgranted, Phbut phph phis phat phthe phbegining phof phevery phword.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 16 Jun 2010, 12:52

Granted: but your internet connection goes down every time you try to log in.

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