Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 02 Sep 2010, 09:07

Granted, your friends break off all contact with you and you become a social outcast with no friends whatsoever. Therefore they are not broken either.

I owning a car wasn't so damn expensive.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby empath » 02 Sep 2010, 11:43

Granted, fuel, maintenance and repair all become much cheaper, but contemporary automobiles become vastly less reliable (smaller carrying load, shorter range, shorter time between breakdowns) to the extent that they are effectively useless.

I wish I could think of something funny for others to corrupt.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby EnglishMQ » 02 Sep 2010, 11:46

Granted, it's a really funny corruption, really really funny, and than everyone continues on, treating this comic gold without the proper respect it truly deserved, and this is the true tradgedy.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 02 Sep 2010, 11:51

Granted because I have paradox-absorbing crumple zones built into my head!

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby wartjr2373 » 02 Sep 2010, 11:53

Granted. You no longer have a finger.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby empath » 02 Sep 2010, 12:08

Granted, your clocks are merely 9 hours behind. Unfortunately you don't realize this until it's really about 4am (for real) and either oversleep, missing the events/activities you were pining for back on Thursday, or you get up on time but are so tired and weary that the aforementioned events/activities are just no fun for you.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Highlander » 02 Sep 2010, 23:58

Granted civil servants are bonded to their desks at all times and are as such available at any time, this creates a vacuum in the job market meaning the only jobs now available are shit sweepers for the civil servants desks. You gain your cash with utmost speed then spend all of it purging the smell form your skin.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby empath » 03 Sep 2010, 04:33

Granted, you have the incorruptible wish in your mind, but cannot conceive of any way to make the wish. You live a long life with this unfulfilled wish nagging at you from time to time.

I wish I had ice cream.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thatlaurachick » 03 Sep 2010, 05:05

Granted! You have melted ice cream all down the front of your shirt.

I wish I could afford a triple shot cappuccino and a lemon scone.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 03 Sep 2010, 05:35

Granted! You can now afford it but none of those things exist anymore.

I wish I was at PAX.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thatlaurachick » 03 Sep 2010, 05:48

Granted you are at PAX. But Wil Wheaton calls you a dick and no one will talk to you the entire time.

I wish that thus wish would be corrupted creatively.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby empath » 03 Sep 2010, 06:13

Granted; thanks for doing my work for me. ;)

(indeed, if the WISH is that it'll be corrupted, wouldn't you have to NOT corrupt it...to 'corrupt' it?)

I wish my head didn't hurt from this.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thatlaurachick » 03 Sep 2010, 07:30

Granted, your head hurts because someone just dropped an anvil on it.

I wish I wasn't sick.

(actually, I wished for creative corruption but that kinda works. )
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 03 Sep 2010, 07:52

Granted! You are now vomit... in England.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Master Gunner » 03 Sep 2010, 08:58

Granted, however women that would generally be considered attractive hit on you all weekend.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Murakami » 03 Sep 2010, 09:26

Granted, your a banana.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby TheRocket » 23 Aug 2011, 22:54

Granted, you killed the thread for nearly a year so you could catch up.


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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby JustAName » 23 Aug 2011, 22:55

Granted, your jeep will never reproduce. It still won't run, though.

I wish I had some chocolate.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby The Mimm » 23 Aug 2011, 22:59

Mmmm floor chocolate.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby JackSlack » 23 Aug 2011, 23:09

You find work writing speeches for a NAMBLA affiliated political candidate.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 23 Aug 2011, 23:16

Granted, you receive a free lobotomy and are moved to a mental institute where you will not have to worry about anything.

I wish I had gone to bed at a decent time yesterday.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby James Ether » 24 Aug 2011, 03:53

Granted, you went to bed at a decent time for Pacific Time, which would be the middle hours of the morning for Netherlands, thus you might as well stay up and get used to sleep deprivation.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby The Mimm » 24 Aug 2011, 03:59

Ganted. You're fired. And here's a letter from the bank.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Haberley » 24 Aug 2011, 04:03

Granted. Your feet are replaced with penguin's flippers - good luck buying shoes...

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby The Mimm » 24 Aug 2011, 04:21

Granted. I hope you enjoy cleaning sewers. With your face.
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