Wish Corrupting Game
- Gap Filler
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Granted. Mo Money Mo Problems.
Politeness is hard enough with one After Eight, and I've got a whole box of them on my desk. I wish for a solution.
Politeness is hard enough with one After Eight, and I've got a whole box of them on my desk. I wish for a solution.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
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Granted. The whole box spontaneously combusts.
I wish I could force Human Resources people to call me back.
I wish I could force Human Resources people to call me back.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Geoff_B wrote:Granted. Baltimore is now one huge mega canal.
You know what? I'm not going to say wish corrupted. It would still be an improvement.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Fair enough
Granted. They call back. Pity your phone's been disconnected permanently.
I wish it was summer.
plummeting_sloth wrote:Granted. The whole box spontaneously combusts.
I wish I could force Human Resources people to call me back.
Granted. They call back. Pity your phone's been disconnected permanently.
I wish it was summer.
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Granted. It is as hot as the deep fat fried South and not only smells but feels like Satan's armpit. Don't you just for a cold snap right now?
God! Show me magic.
God! Show me magic.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
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Granted? God hands you a MtG booster pack.
I wish for Spam (the meat, not the email type).
I wish for Spam (the meat, not the email type).
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Granted. A good sneeze was all you needed. Bit strong though; you've sneezed your brains out.
I wish my dishware and cutlery matched.
I wish my dishware and cutlery matched.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
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Granted. Both are now 50s-era Uranium orange. Have fun eating with that.
I wish I'd stop having these weird dreams about talking food.
I wish I'd stop having these weird dreams about talking food.
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- plummeting_sloth
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Done. Your mind is now so fevered that talking food no longer seems weird.
I wish I had a free scotch tap in my kitchen.
I wish I had a free scotch tap in my kitchen.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Granted. Not sure why you'd want a faucet that dispenses pressure sensitive tape, though.
I wish MLP was real, and we were all ponies.
I wish MLP was real, and we were all ponies.
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- Alja-Markir
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Granted. Now we're all naked, taste like cotton candy, and are being written into slash fictions and clopped to non-stop by bronies across the world.
*puts on his best pony hat and gets out a batch of muffins, a bucket of vaseline, and a fleshlight*
I wish Mordekaiser wasn't so damn hard to kill in League of Legends.
~Alja~
*puts on his best pony hat and gets out a batch of muffins, a bucket of vaseline, and a fleshlight*
I wish Mordekaiser wasn't so damn hard to kill in League of Legends.
~Alja~
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Granted, you figured out how to use only ranged caries.
I wish voice recognition didn't recognise the sound of my lighter as swedish words.
I wish voice recognition didn't recognise the sound of my lighter as swedish words.
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Granted. It now recognizes it as Russian launch codes. Putin would now like a word with you.
I wish my Skype camera worked.
I wish my Skype camera worked.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Granted, the camera works but a software glitch always puts a semi erect penis on screen.
I wish it wasn't -23 degrees F
I wish it wasn't -23 degrees F
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Granted. It's -22 degrees f now. Enjoy the warm weather.
I wish I could read make women fall in love with me with the sound of my voice.
I wish I could read make women fall in love with me with the sound of my voice.
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And that's the news. Skeptics remain skeptical.
And that's the news. Skeptics remain skeptical.
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Granted. It also infuriates everyone else to the point of blind rage, including yourself. Women find it hard to kiss you through a flurry of punches.
I wish my passport photo looked better.
I wish my passport photo looked better.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Granted. Unfortunately it's no longer a picture of you. Have fun being detained for forged documentation!
I wish I had a pie. A whole cherry pie. That was 100% edible. And has no poison in it. And I don't have to share it with anyone.
I wish I had a pie. A whole cherry pie. That was 100% edible. And has no poison in it. And I don't have to share it with anyone.
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Granted: The sun forever beats down on whereever you are, making it difficult to sleep and causing a burning solar apocolypse.
I wish there was more money.
I wish there was more money.
- General Michi
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Granted, the police found it under your bed and would like a word with you
I wish I could be more productive
I wish I could be more productive
- Gap Filler
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Granted. You've used up your lunch break time. Back to work.
I wish my hair wouldn't keep turning into snakes. Also, that pesky stone gaze thing's getting kind of irritating.
I wish my hair wouldn't keep turning into snakes. Also, that pesky stone gaze thing's getting kind of irritating.
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Granted. You have now been killed by some douche with a mirror.
I wish I'd get snowed in.
I wish I'd get snowed in.
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Granted. It is now snowing inside your body. You will soon burst into a winter wonderland.
I wish I could gotten to ask "What the fuck is the matter with all of you" to the Republican debate attendees yesterday.
I wish I could gotten to ask "What the fuck is the matter with all of you" to the Republican debate attendees yesterday.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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