Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 13 Jan 2012, 17:13

Granted. Mo Money Mo Problems.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 13 Jan 2012, 17:47

Granted. The whole box spontaneously combusts.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 13 Jan 2012, 17:49

Geoff_B wrote:Granted. Baltimore is now one huge mega canal.


You know what? I'm not going to say wish corrupted. It would still be an improvement.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Geoff_B » 14 Jan 2012, 08:21

Fair enough :D

plummeting_sloth wrote:Granted. The whole box spontaneously combusts.

I wish I could force Human Resources people to call me back.


Granted. They call back. Pity your phone's been disconnected permanently.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 14 Jan 2012, 10:58

Granted. It is as hot as the deep fat fried South and not only smells but feels like Satan's armpit. Don't you just for a cold snap right now?

God! Show me magic.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby the amativeness » 14 Jan 2012, 12:51

Granted? God hands you a MtG booster pack.

I wish for Spam (the meat, not the email type).
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Geoff_B » 14 Jan 2012, 13:48

Granted. These Vikings would like to have a word with you though.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 14 Jan 2012, 16:22

Granted. A good sneeze was all you needed. Bit strong though; you've sneezed your brains out.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Psyclone » 14 Jan 2012, 16:30

Granted. Both are now 50s-era Uranium orange. Have fun eating with that.

I wish I'd stop having these weird dreams about talking food.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 14 Jan 2012, 20:00

Done. Your mind is now so fevered that talking food no longer seems weird.

I wish I had a free scotch tap in my kitchen.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby the amativeness » 14 Jan 2012, 23:12

Granted. Not sure why you'd want a faucet that dispenses pressure sensitive tape, though.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Alja-Markir » 14 Jan 2012, 23:58

Granted. Now we're all naked, taste like cotton candy, and are being written into slash fictions and clopped to non-stop by bronies across the world.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby the_lone_bard » 15 Jan 2012, 01:51

Granted, you figured out how to use only ranged caries.

I wish voice recognition didn't recognise the sound of my lighter as swedish words.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 15 Jan 2012, 06:10

Granted. It now recognizes it as Russian launch codes. Putin would now like a word with you.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Lord Hosk » 15 Jan 2012, 16:40

Granted, the camera works but a software glitch always puts a semi erect penis on screen.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Fezzul » 15 Jan 2012, 21:12

Granted. It's -22 degrees f now. Enjoy the warm weather.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 17 Jan 2012, 15:23

Granted. It also infuriates everyone else to the point of blind rage, including yourself. Women find it hard to kiss you through a flurry of punches.

I wish my passport photo looked better.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby the amativeness » 17 Jan 2012, 21:51

Granted. Unfortunately it's no longer a picture of you. Have fun being detained for forged documentation!

I wish I had a pie. A whole cherry pie. That was 100% edible. And has no poison in it. And I don't have to share it with anyone.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Geoff_B » 18 Jan 2012, 00:28

Granted. Here is your pie. In your face.

I wish it wasn't so dark outside.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Highlander » 18 Jan 2012, 00:36

Granted: The sun forever beats down on whereever you are, making it difficult to sleep and causing a burning solar apocolypse.

I wish there was more money.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby General Michi » 18 Jan 2012, 03:33

Granted, the police found it under your bed and would like a word with you

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Geoff_B » 18 Jan 2012, 04:34

Granted. You produce more waste.

I wish I could be bothered to go for lunch
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 18 Jan 2012, 07:44

Granted. You've used up your lunch break time. Back to work.

I wish my hair wouldn't keep turning into snakes. Also, that pesky stone gaze thing's getting kind of irritating.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Psyclone » 18 Jan 2012, 08:51

Granted. You have now been killed by some douche with a mirror.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 18 Jan 2012, 09:05

Granted. It is now snowing inside your body. You will soon burst into a winter wonderland.

I wish I could gotten to ask "What the fuck is the matter with all of you" to the Republican debate attendees yesterday.
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