Wish Corrupting Game

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. Nothing at all happens.

I wish my hayfever would settle down.

[Dutch guy]

Granted, it settles down into a constant annoyance. Also, you are now allergic to sunlight.

I wish I hadn't hurt my hand this afternoon (hand between a crowbar and a wall).

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. You somehow slipped and wedged your junk between the crowbar and the wall.

I wish Graham would post more.

[Mowinckel]

Granted, but he does it on a forum you can't see

I wish that I have more ducttape

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. The supports in your house are now held together with duct tape.

I wish I never had to poop again.

[Drdiggit42]

Granted. Your impacted colon ruptures and you die.

I wish I had mutant powers.

[leapy]

Granted. Your farts can now knock out a grown man at 20 paces, you are unloved and alone because nobody can stand your stench.

I wish I had better social skills.

[plummeting_sloth]

Congratulations! You can now talk to anyone and everyone with effortless ease. And it still makes you incredibly uncomfortable and queasy to do it. But now you're a social butterfly and must do so constantly every day.

I wish my apartment complex allowed large dogs.

[Psyclone]

Luckily for you, they have recently revised their pet policy. Unluckily for you, you are being evicted to make room for Clifford the Big Red Dog's five-story suite.

I wish my blankets didn't keep bunching up at the end of the bed.

[Season's Beatings]

Congratulations. You now have a blanket of snakes that huddle you for warmth.

I wish I had more beer.

[Drdiggit42]

Granted. It's Bud lite with lime.

I wish I was more motivated to exercise.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. And now your legs are broken.

I wish my house didn't feel so much like a greenhouse.

[plummeting_sloth]

Done. All glass from your house has been removed and plastered over. You now no longer have any natural light exposure. You will soon go mad from constant fluorescent light flickering and Vitamin D deficiency.

[Gap Filler]

I wish Sloth had made an actual wish I could corrupt. Now I have to settle for restoring Geoff's windows, undoing all of Sloth's hard work and leaving Geoff's house feeling like a greenhouse. Again.

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. Sloth wishes for you to get laid. Hello petting zoo.

I wish I could get friday off to go to w wedding.

[Lord Hosk]

granted you're scheduled is now Saturdays from 230 am to 330 am, and you work for tips.

I wish I could get more than 4 hours of sleep a night.

[Dutch guy]

Granted, you now get a whole 2 minutes over 4 hours. You can't sleep for more than 10 minutes at a time however.

I wish I wasn't so bad at corrupting wishes

[Mowinckel]

Granted, but the first wish you corrupt is your own

I wish I could juggle better

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. Too bad your stage show goes horribly wrong when you reach the chainsaws and evening wear part of the evening.

I wish Far Cry 2 wasn't released as a beta.

[nicholasmc1]

Granted then people wouldn't have realised how average it was and more wasted money.

I wish my lecturer would stop showing irrelavent trailers of games.

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. Your prof now shows trailers for obscure eastern European communist propaganda films.

I wish I had more ammo.

[plummeting_sloth]

Done. You will be attacked by giant, sentient piles of ammunition.

I wish I knew why I forgot that wish.

[tamaness]

Granted. The horrors haunt you forever.

I wish I were able to sleep regularly.

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. You slip into a coma.

I wish Firefly got another movie.

[Lord Hosk]

Granted, Joss Wheaton tired of all the "firefly" fanboys opens the film with the crew eating dinner, then a meteor breaches the hull and they all die. fade to black, fade to joss wheaton standing with a double middle finger which he holds for 87 more minutes, roll credits.

I wish season two of doctor horrible was being made.