Wish Corrupting Game

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. Except Joss sold the rights and its being made by some direct to video Hollywood shmuck that pads the budget with product placement.

I wish more people would realise that Justin Timberlake is actualyl a really good actor.

[tamaness]

granted. He gets cast as Deckard's son in Blade Runner 2: This time it's personal!

I wish Season's Beatings would choose an avatar image. I never know who's talking without them.

[Lord Hosk]

Granted, its 1 10x10 LRR blue square.

I wish my right pointer finger nail didnt hurt.

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. It painlessly falls off.

I wish the uploader would actually work. 100x100 pixels. Under 6kb. LOL NOPE. Considering how many people have gifs, I think its a recent nerf.

[tamaness]

Granted. It painlessly falls off.

I wish the uploader would actually work. 100x100 pixels. Under 6kb. LOL NOPE. Considering how many people have gifs, I think its a recent nerf.

Most people actually hotlink their images. Put it up on Picasa or Imageshack or something and as long as it's 100x100 or under.

I wish I had a wish

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. But the wish backfires.

I wish I didn't have to bother making an imageshack of any of that nonsense.

[the amativeness]

Granted. Imageshack, Tinypic, and Imgur allow free anonymous uploading without having to register an account. Stop making excuses.

I wish Season's Beatings would hurry up and give himself an avatar before I have to give him a season's beating.

[plummeting_sloth]

Done. The avatar is so sublime and perfect that everyone else leaves the sight out of respect and shame.

I wish I was better at growing spices.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. You grow them so well they overwhelm your house, your street and your town.

I wish I was at home playing ME3.

[Season's Beatings]

Granted. You lose your job though. With no money, you get evicted and have to sell all your gaming stuff to eat.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Dutch guy]

Granted, she's a total bitch and you hate her. But you lost your home and income and moved in with here and are now stuck,

I wish I didn't need glasses and had normal 20/20 vision.

[Mowinckel]

Granted. You get successful laser eye surgery and now see perfectly but your eyes shoot laser... always...
(and no, glasses do not help)

I wish I did not scar so easily

[plummeting_sloth]

Congratulations! You will be horribly mangled in an accident and all you tissue will be scar tissue. Now new scars will be invisible!

I wish I could have saved her.

[Drdiggit42]

Granted, but you still chose not to.

I wish I had a pair of prescription sunglasses.

[plummeting_sloth]

Done. The are prescribed for staring directly at the sun. In all other cases, they are completely opaque.

I wish this mild winter didn't mean we'll have a bug problem come spring.

[nicholasmc1]

Granted If you didn't have that mild winter there would be a rash of Polar bear attacks through it.

I wish this lecture wasn't about porn.

[Season's Beatings]

Wat.

Okay, granted. Your lecture is now about not doing the dishes.

I wish Catherine wasn't such a crappy game.

[Drdiggit42]

Granted, it now contains 100% less feces.

I wish Season's Beatings would stop whining about Catherine.

[Season's Beatings]

Granted: I've just started Ass Creed Rev so be prepared for the onslaught of bitching.

I wish Drdiggit42 would change his avatar.

[plummeting_sloth]

Done. It now runs in the opposite direction. And it screams. Loudly. In only your computer.

I wished Touca and Rumpleminz were banned from any and all bars.

[Gap Filler]

Granted. That would've been your avatar he's just taken.

I wish abjection infelicitate discours mou et mat cosmic pessimism inhuman grand guignol theatre.

[Gap Filler]

...I also wish I didn't take so long corrupting wishes.

[plummeting_sloth]

Congratulations! You are the fastest responder to wish corrupting ever! All your responses are terrible and lower everyone's feelings for you.

As I repeat, I wished Touca and Rumpleminz were banned from any and all bars.

[Drdiggit42]

Granted. All of the Touca and Rumpleminz that was in said bars is now in your house.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[plummeting_sloth]

Congratulations... every single though you have is about what you could wish for. Your life is nothing but an eternal series of should have beens and regrets. Good luck with that.

I wish the sherry I bought tasted better.