Wish Corrupting Game

[Kapol]

Granted, the square foot you are occupying right now has been taken over by Canada. Now you have to go through customs to get out of that square foot.

I wish that I was more well-known on this forum.

[nicholasmc1]

Granted then you would have fanboys turning up at your house everyday asking for a locke of your hair.

I wish I could get drunk easier...

[Geoff_B]

Granted. Now you get drunk on your own saliva.

I wish it hadn't just hailed while I was outside and miles away from the office

[Kapol]

Granted. It was now raining tiny needles.

I wish that my dreams would come true in a completely positive way.

[SAJewers]

Granted, but you can no longer dream.

I wish I remembered to check these forums more often.

[Kapol]

Granted. You can never leave the forums again. Muhahahahaha*cough*haha!

I wish that I had more money to throw at cool kickstarter project.

[tamaness]

granted, but Kickstarter turned out to be a money-sink, and closed its doors yesterday.

I wish my cats weren't so weird.

[Preacher]

Granted. They are now dead

I wish I had some dim sims

[Geoff_B]

Granted. They stumble around burbling nonsense and drown in the neighbour's pool forcing you to restart the game.

I wish this drought wasn't so... wet.

[Preacher]

Granted. The wet is now fire

I wish I knew what you were refering to then. Because I'm pretty sure my Dim Sims, aren't your Dim Sims

[Geoff_B]

Granted. I was referring to sims in the game The Sims who are a bit dim. This does not aid you in the least.

I wish I could unsee what I've just seen so I can have the joy of seeing it again.

[leapy]

Granted, Your short term memory now only lasts 7 seconds.

I wish I didn't have so much to work to do.

[Preacher]

Granted. You no longer work and are forced to live on the street

I wish I was a cat

[nicholasmc1]

Granted now everyone you love is now alergic to you.
I wish this person in my room would leave.

[beramode0]

Granted, now you are forever alone.
I wish I had super powers.

[aeric90]

Granted, your superpower is to make everyone around you uncontrollably wet their pants. Congratulation "The Urinator"

I wish I had mo' money.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. You now have Mo's money. He wants it back. He has a large bat. With nails in it.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Kapol]

Granted. You're dead, also known as the permanant sleep.

I wish that I could think of an awesome sig.

[plummeting_sloth]

Granted. It will be quote from me, which will drive people to my profile where I will mock you mercilessly.

I wish this jet lag would lay off already.

[nicholasmc1]

Granted then the jet will catch up to you and you will get sucked into the engines tearing you to pieces.
I wish this shift was 30 minutes to finish instead of 30 minutes in.

[Dutch guy]

Granted, your shift only lasts an hour. Then you get fired

I wish I hadn't been so stupid and overvolted that control unit (Made some nice sparks though

[Preacher]

Granted. You instead committed a triple homicde with it

I wish I was drunk

[Gap Filler]

Granted. Enjoy the hangover.

I wish to be small but perfectly formed.

[Jamfalcon]

Granted. Unfortunately, you are a perfectly formed apricot.

I wish I didn't like chocolate.

[Drinnik]

Granted. Now you suffer from chocolate phobia and run screaming from the mere sight of chocolate.

I wish for a 250ml glass of pure, 17 degrees celcius water.