Wish Corrupting Game

[Timelady]

Granted. Arcana doesn't corrupt your wish, he corrupts you. One super-villain crime streak later, you're caught and mangled by the Goddamn Batman. Enjoy your stay at Arkham Prison!

I wish I hadn't eaten so many waffles this morning.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted! You have now thrown most of them up, therefore you've only eaten 1. Now you're hungry again.

I wish there were more paradoxes to unravel in this thread

[Gap Filler]

Granted. Pime taradox.

I wish the hands were made of stone.

[Fenrir]

Granted. You're now unable to move and must remain hunched over due to the weight of your hands.

I wish I was a telepath.

[tamaness]

Granted. You already know how I've corrupted this.

Fenrir should know what I've wished. Why not ask him.

[Fenrir]

You wished for world peace! Guess what? You're the cause of World War 3. All cus you were caught in bed with the wrong person. Tsk tsk.

I wish for time to be reversed in order to prevent WW3.

[G-Cat50]

Granted. You're now your own grandfather as a result.

I wish I didn't sound American despite not coming from the USA

[Dibria]

Granted, the number 3 has been erased from history, welcome to world war flubert.

I wish spiders did not exist.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, they are now replaced by mini Jar Jar Blinks.

I wish I can control time.

[Danzama]

Granted: you can control all of time in Hull, UK.

I wish my books would get here sooner. AND STILL BE ENJOYABLE

[beramode0]

Granted but you did not specify where 'here' is so the books are HERE with me and yes, they are quite enjoyable.
I wish I could fly.

[Fenrir]

Granted. Gravity no longer holds any sway over you. As a result you can now fly! Sort of. Just....good luck trying to get back down.

I wish my neighbors would shut their back door if they're going to be freakin' nosy.

[Gap Filler]

Granted. They're still watching you.

I wish my eyes wouldn't keep melting.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, they are now evaporated.

I wish I know how to drive a car competently.

[Fenrir]

Granted. It is now they only thing you know how to do competently.

I wish I could travel more.

[tamaness]

Granted, you're a cloud of atomized Fenrir, now free to drift on the wind.

I wish I could kill people with my mind.

[Fenrir]

Granted. You end up killing everyone though due to having no control over your new found power.


I wish I could travel through time.

[Preacher]

Granted. You Travel Through Time, Kill Hitler, and Now Stalin is Overlord Messiah of the Entire Universe. Have Fun

I wish I had a conscience

[Full Throttle Arcana]

Granted, but it is swiftly defeated by your Proscience, and you return to being the brilliant scientist unbound by petty morality.

I wish that the wish that I'll wish later in this tread is mildly amusing.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, that wish it to make me the Overlord Messiah of the Entire Universe, I shall chuckle mildly whenever I think about it.

I wish I will be a kind and benevolent leader.

[Dibria]

Granted, you rule over cat throats and betrayers with benevolence and kindness - e revolution will come.

Left or right?

[Fenrir]

Granted. However, as a result left and right now no longer exist. There is only forward, backward, up or down.

I wish we could have left and right back.

[Kapol]

Granted, we only have left and right now.

I wish that my wish would come true.

[Fenrir]

Granted. Since you did not specify your wish though, I get to choose! You wished to go to an alternate world where you were the sole surviving member of the human race. .....Good luck with that!

I wish I knew how to use a firearm.

[Dibria]

Granted, you are also now deathly frightened of them and incapable of ever holding one.

I wish upside down behind you.