Wish Corrupting Game

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, the floor is now lava.

I wish the LRRcraft server was back up.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted. The server has been moved 5 inches skywards. It's still not switched on though

I wish I had a cup of tea. Milk, no sugar

[Fezzul]

Granted. The cup of tea is less than an inch tall.

I wish it was easier being green.

[Gap Filler]

Granted. Still can't help you with the big and angry problems.

I wish I hadn't burst that boil.

[WAYF]

Granted, you now have an unburst boil again. And it will never go away.

I wish I had a Firefly-class spaceship.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, Fox takes it away much too soon.

I wish I didn't just make myself sad.

[Kapol]

Granted. Firefly never existed so you never made that joke and therefore you don't miss it.

I wish I could accomplish my dreams.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. The dream you accomplish involves tripping over a banana skin and falling down a manhole.

I wish I didn't dream of things that are impossible.

[Kapol]

Granted, now all of your dreams are in a dull office building doing busywork FOREVER.

I wish cake.

[Moshi]

Granted, you now have a Christmas Fruit Cake, extra old and stale.

I wish I didn't miss my husband.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. You suddenly get perfect aim and hit him dead on.

I wish I had food.

[Fezzul]

Granted. You now have infinite week old cottage cheese.

I wish I had a backing band.

[WAYF]

Granted, but it follows you around everywhere, and plays particularly loudly when you're trying to make conversation with people or sleep.

I wish I had a Pokémon.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. It's one of these.

I wish it was raining right now.

[WAYF]

I am frankly okay with the idea of having a Cubone. Or a Delibird. I even think Shedinja's kind of cute. Soul-sucking cute, but still...

Granted. It's now raining over the Pacific Ocean. London is still dry as a bone.

I wish I had better taste in music.

[Gap Filler]

Granted. Your tastes still suck.

I wish I had a nice shirt and nice hair.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted, the shirt is two sizes too small though, and the hair still has quite a bit of the scalp attached from the previous owner

I wish I had the courage of my convictions

[Fezzul]

Granted, you have the courage of your convictions. Convictions for arson, vice and fraud.

I wish banks weren't lying tools.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, they are now run by homicidal maniacs.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, they are now run by homicidal maniacs.

I wish for a better laptop.

Granted, it now has wheels.

I wish for more reasonable colleagues.

[Gap Filler]

Granted. Your colleagues have all been reprogrammed like Stepford wives.

I wish the yellow Beetle across the street didn't have eyelashes on its headlights.

[SecretsOfMoon]

Granted, it now has flame throwers.

I wish I had a betamax player.

[Master Gunner]

Granted, your left hand is now a betamax player.

I wish the local temperature would go down, while remaining within human livable norms.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. You now live in Alaska. Next to the North Pole. People live there so it counts.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.

[WAYF]

Granted. You now had to go back to work yesterday, and your boss is angry with you because you didn't go.

I wish I had more storage space in my house.