Wish Corrupting Game

[nicholasmc1]

Granted now you have so much space that a black hole is created absorbing you and your cat.

I wish I had a coffee to get through this class.

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, it's a large latte and you're now lactose-intolerant.

I wish people would stop making bad video games.

[Fezzul]

Granted. Two people, me and Fayili, have stopped making bad video games. Hope that helps.

I wish my TV was leaving this evening instead of this morning.

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, it eloped with your refrigerator.

I wish Loading Ready Run would update more often.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. Now you have no hope of keeping up.

I wish my mouth wasn't on fire.

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, you are thrown into lava to extinguish the flames.

I wish good things would happen to me.

[Gap Filler]

Granted. You fall and break your leg earning a few weeks of good solid rest.

I wish that even as the mourners at my funeral receive my messages to them, their world will warp in ways which tell them their time is running out too.

[Fezzul]

Granted, but they don't really 'get it' in the way you wanted them to... Kind of a downer

I wish I liked peanut butter

[Geoff_B]

Granted. You love it and can't get enough of it. Turns out you're also allergic to it.

I wish it wasn't so warm.

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, it is now 0.003 degrees colder.

I wish the weekend would start right now!

[Geoff_B]

Granted. And it ends right now.

I wish I had a fan next to my desk.

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, he's grossly overweight, sweating at least as much as you and cheers you on for whatever you do.

I wish I had a nice grilled cheese sandwich.

[plummeting_sloth]

Done. No really... just done. There's your sandwich. Take it. You've won. You've finally beat me. There's no way I can twist that against you. I hope you're happy... all that time and effort into crafting an uncorruptalbe wish and you blow it on a sandwich (and not a particularly difficult sandwich either). I'll leave here today, chastened, smarting but I'll learn. I'll learn how to get around such wishes and never be bested by them again. You? You'll leave here with a sandwich, a sandwich growing colder by the minute. You'll wish you hadn't wasted all these years but such a wish will only be granted with my own twistings... as I have grown wiser. So enjoy that sandwich and may it replenish the great potential you've lost in acquiring it. Good day!

/also the sandwich is poison

I wish I could top that.

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, you now have TWO grilled cheese sandwiches, and only one of them is poison.

I wish I'd stop talking about food, this is making me hungry again...

[Fezzul]

Granted, you're thirty and you're talking about drink.

I wish I had access to infinite guitars.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, they destabilize the Earth's orbit, crashing us into the Sun.

I wish to be in an extreme amount of pain (can you corrupt something that is already corrupted?).

[Mara Kalat]

Granted, you don't like it as much as you thought you would though. Also, your parents are watching with the knowledge you asked for it.

I wish for a tall glass of water!

[WAYF]

Granted - you wished on behalf of a tall glass of water, so somewhere in the world a glass of water received the benefits of your wish.

I wish I could remember more of my dreams.

[Ptangmatik]

You manage to remember the dark ones crystal clear, after a week they become the only things you can think of, after another three they start to intrude on your waking world, after a further week and a half all you can see is that giant zombified foot chasing you across the stage at your graduation speech that turned out to be a surprise exam in front of the entire school.

In your underpants (the elastic just snapped).

I wish I could shift this writer's block

I also wish I hadn't somehow killed this thread

[WickedBoy6]

Granted. Your writer's block is gone, but in order to shift it, it had to be temporally displaced, so it was moved 19 days ahead...which is sadly, today.

I wish I hadn't had so many tabs opened, where I accidentally posted a pic of myself in the wrong thread, thereby necroing a three-week dead thread with a perfectly funny finale. /ashamed

[JackSlack]

You shifted your writers block ahead about thirty seconds. You gain a beautiful, tiny breakthrough for half a minute... and then it's back again.

I wish I were awesome.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted! You're now so awesome, you're full of awe. totally awe full.

I wish I could run further

[Mara Kalat]

Granted. You can now run over 200 miles per day.
If you run less than 100 though, you explode, gruesomely.

I wish it wasn't nearly as warm today as it is.

[nicholasmc1]

Granted now its -35*c and you forget to bring pants....

I wish I was alseep right now.....

[WickedBoy6]

Granted, you fall asleep at the computer, your face pressing on many keys and causing the computer to freak out from all of the input and crash. The repairs would cost more than an actual computer.

I wish I can make a tastier breakfast burrito.