Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Geoff_B » 17 Oct 2012, 08:22

Granted. Too bad they've changed it.

I wish it was a bit later in the day.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 17 Oct 2012, 14:59

Granted! it's now 1 minute to midnight, too late to enjoy the rest of the day.

I wish I'd made more progress on my essay today
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Kapol » 17 Oct 2012, 15:29

Granted, but the essay is awful in the end.

I wish I was smart enough to be able to bend space and time to my whims.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 18 Oct 2012, 00:12

Granted. Pime Taradox.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby General Michi » 18 Oct 2012, 11:39

Granted, your skin is nettles

I wish I mind powers
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby ex-Lurker » 18 Oct 2012, 19:31

Granted, you can now read everyone's mind, you are driven insane by all of the thoughts.

I wish that wasn't a cliche.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 19 Oct 2012, 17:51

Congratulations! It's now not a cliche! In fact, it's such an original and heterodox thought, you are immediately beaten and killed for it!

I wish there was no traffic between Annapolis and here tomorrow.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Mara Kalat » 20 Oct 2012, 01:14

Granted, there is now a chasm between it.

I wish for omniscience.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 20 Oct 2012, 04:04

Granted! You know everything, including the knowledge that that much knowledge would explode a human brain within 9 nanoseconds.

I wish there were 5 more hours in the day
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 20 Oct 2012, 05:24

Granted. They only appear during the middle of incredibly boring meetings that never end.

I wish this incredibly boring meeting would end.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby ex-Lurker » 20 Oct 2012, 22:47

It ends with a dragon eating/burning everyone.

I wish for more Skyrim.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Geoff_B » 21 Oct 2012, 03:48

Granted. You have all the Skyrim you could ever want. And your graphics card has exploded under the load.

I wish my network speed was more consistent.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby General Michi » 21 Oct 2012, 03:54

Granted, it's consistently 0.1 kb/s

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Mowinckel » 21 Oct 2012, 05:22

Granted, but you are unable to move, speak or use your senses

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 22 Oct 2012, 03:45

Granted. Everything is worse.

I wish my gifs weren't broken.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby ex-Lurker » 22 Oct 2012, 12:57

Granted, your gifs are now of goatse.

I wish for more friends.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby General Michi » 22 Oct 2012, 13:11

Granted, they are all Paris Hilton clones

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby ex-Lurker » 22 Oct 2012, 16:39

Granted, you are awoken by Paris Hilton clones.

I wish for a quick way to depose of these Paris Hilton clones.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby King Kool » 22 Oct 2012, 20:39

Granted, but now several ex-queen Paris Hiltons are really angry at you and they all have lots of money to spend hurting you.

I wish something would fall from the sky and kill me.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby epocalypse » 22 Oct 2012, 23:46

Granted, but it's space radiation causes you to rise again as one of the sentient undead.

I wish that my vote actually had an effect on the presidential election.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Oct 2012, 07:43

Granted! The effect is exactly 0.000001%. Congratulations!

I wish I hadn't eaten that whole bar of chocolate. mmmmmm
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 27 Oct 2012, 13:14

Granted. Cheers for the bar of chocolate, it was really tasty.

I wish I had some 85% cocoa chocolate.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 27 Oct 2012, 14:45

Granted! the other 15% is Strychnine.

I wish I could sleep
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 05 Nov 2012, 15:20

Granted. You're now in coma.

I wish I were not 98% water and therefore that close to drowning.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby ex-Lurker » 05 Nov 2012, 20:37

Granted, you are now a mummy.

I wish for more LRR.
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