Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 01 Mar 2013, 09:29

easy enough; three heads of cabbage, delivered by a charming midget called William

Hell of a service charge though

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 01 Mar 2013, 09:45

Granted. The next time you go outside an irate neighbour decides you are the spawn of the devil and you are soon lynched.

I wish I could somehow be not tired after walking 80km
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Drecon » 01 Mar 2013, 11:27

No problem. Your legs are now replaced by robotic limbs. They have the small drawback of not being controlled by you but being sentient.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Kapol » 01 Mar 2013, 11:30

Granted. You inspire your students to do horrible, horrible things when they get older. One of them grows up to be a famous scientist who just so happens to build a device which destroys the world.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 08 Mar 2013, 16:31

Granted. Your admirable work ethic is justly rewarded with a greater work load. And of course, now everyone else is slacking off because they know you'll take the weight.

I wish I could think of more words that rhymed with watch.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 09 Mar 2013, 12:32

Granted. 'Watch' is now pronounced 'Wucking'

I wish I had an extra three hours to get some work done.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby WAYF » 09 Mar 2013, 15:57

Granted. You also receive an extra three hours' work to do.

I wish Australia had a decent cricket team.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 09 Mar 2013, 16:13

Granted, the 1999 squad was very decent.

I wish I could speak to women.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 10 Mar 2013, 09:33

Granted. Every woman you meet from this day forward is struck dumb, so they can't speak to you.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Drecon » 10 Mar 2013, 10:45

Granted. All your feelings are erased, rendering you unable to feel anything ever again. (yay!)

I wish I could travel through time at will.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby nicholasmc1 » 11 Mar 2013, 04:34

Granted when you travel back in time you realise that showers were ACTUALLY a super useful invention....

I wish it wasn't so hot at night.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Mara Kalat » 11 Mar 2013, 05:10

Granted, it's now always exactly 0° at night.
...degrees Kelvin.

I wish for the world to be a happier place.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 11 Mar 2013, 05:27

Granted! And the world is a MUCH happier place, now that its pesky 'humanity' infestation is all cleared up

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Cerk » 11 Mar 2013, 05:44

Granted.
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I wish I didn't have to fill up my car with petrol so often.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby WAYF » 11 Mar 2013, 06:02

Granted. You don't have a car anymore, but hey! You never have to fill it up with petrol again!

I wish I could save all these cassette tapes from their own obsolescence.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby DSmaster21 » 11 Mar 2013, 08:20

Granted. You save the tapes to a cd.

I wish I had some Gatecrash Magic cards.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 14 Mar 2013, 06:43

Granted. What a bum deck that is.

I wish the pendulum wouldn't swing so.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 14 Mar 2013, 08:39

Granted. It swings unexpectedly violently and smashes you in the face.

I wish I could think of answers to these wishes that weren't super-aggressive.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Mara Kalat » 14 Mar 2013, 10:59

Granted, you can no longer think of any answers.

I wish autonomous robots would invade Madagascar.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Arikele » 14 Mar 2013, 15:43

Granted, it is now totally impossible to beat Pandemic.

I wish for an infinite amount of free energy.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Mara Kalat » 14 Mar 2013, 21:11

Granted, the world explodes gorgeously as the sphere of plasma expands, soon to envelop the entire universe.

I wish the next pope will surprise everyone by doing an excellent job.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 15 Mar 2013, 15:09

Granted. 'Excellent' in this case refers to achieving the ideal worldview of mental fundamentalists.

I wish I could think and write faster.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 15 Mar 2013, 16:08

You can indeed think and write fifty times faster.

The only thought you are capable of having and writing down is "Baby, baby, baby, oh! Baby, baby, baby, oh!"

over and over and over again, without end.

I wish for a good book to read
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby DSmaster21 » 15 Mar 2013, 19:20

Granted you are now blind and have the Hitchikers Guide series in one volume.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Mar 2013, 09:59

Granted, but he enjoys it.

I wish this assignment was already done.
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