Wish Corrupting Game
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Done. You see the world perfectly in it's totality. Your mind collapses into madness almost instantly.
I wish my wallet produced 20 dollar bills.
I wish my wallet produced 20 dollar bills.
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granted, but they instantly catch fire, so your wallet is just always on fire now
I wish my knife was sharper
I wish my knife was sharper
If I'm half-mad, then which do you think I consider my better half?
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Granted. Your knife now becomes sentient and has a razor-sharp wit. The downsides: you can't cut anything with it anymore. Also, nobody can hear his voice but you.
Slowly you go insane, eventually giving in to the suggestions of the knife of using it on yourself...
I wish I could get a job.
Slowly you go insane, eventually giving in to the suggestions of the knife of using it on yourself...
I wish I could get a job.
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(Umm...about your granting of Mow's wish...that's already true. Hence why he wanted the knife to be sharper. Mow is an odd person, he stabbed himself in the ear yesterday because it felt itchy).
Granted, your job is to reenact the 12 labours of Heracles. You don't get any of his powers though. Have fun with the stables.
I wish I didn't hate my job for no reason.
Granted, your job is to reenact the 12 labours of Heracles. You don't get any of his powers though. Have fun with the stables.
I wish I didn't hate my job for no reason.
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Granted. You now have tons of legitimate reasons to hate your job; your manager, the guy just down the corridor who shouts at the top his voice all day, the spiders.
I wish I didn't get so fatigued.
I wish I didn't get so fatigued.
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Granted. You know have perfect, unending endurance. Much like the SMBC comic with Superman, your local town council now requests you to turn a dynamo continuously in order to create free energy.
I wish these bananas would a little slower
I wish these bananas would a little slower
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Granted, the bananas now stop time in an area around them, trapping thousands.
I wish for a nice hat.
I wish for a nice hat.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Granted, but it's two sizes to small for you, so you can't wear it.
I wish I could make myself consistently happy.
I wish I could make myself consistently happy.
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Granted. You can make yourself, but it comes at the expense of the use of your legs whilst the ability is 'turned on'. Walking, driving and all other mobile activity instantly becomes the object of your intense hatred, due to the sadness that must necessarily come with it.
I wish I didn't feel the need to spend so much time online.
I wish I didn't feel the need to spend so much time online.
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Granted. You are now an apple.
I wish I wasn't allergic to fruit.
I wish I wasn't allergic to fruit.
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Granted. You are a fruit bat. Which doesn't seem like a bad wish at first until you try to tell one of your friends about it and get smacked dead by an unsuspecting broom. Now you are a dead fruit bat.
I wish I was a robot unicorn.
I wish I was a robot unicorn.
Eschew obfuscation.
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Granted.
Your job is to get killed by every Odin Sphere protagonist. Repeatedly.
I wish I had a copy of Dragon's Crown.
Your job is to get killed by every Odin Sphere protagonist. Repeatedly.
I wish I had a copy of Dragon's Crown.
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Done. The Dragon has you arrested for copyright infringement and lese majeste.
I wish the batteries on my wireless mouse didn't loose their charge.
I wish the batteries on my wireless mouse didn't loose their charge.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Granted. Rather than loosing charge, they now increase in charge whenever you use them until they explode.
I wish I could write better.
I wish I could write better.
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Granted. You're Ernest Hemingway on the day he blew his brains out.
I wish my teeth were so PERFECT I wouldn't have to go the dentist ever again.
I wish my teeth were so PERFECT I wouldn't have to go the dentist ever again.
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Granted, your teeth are now so shiny white that you can't smile again, as that would blind everyone around you.
I wish I have a normal sleep schedule.
I wish I have a normal sleep schedule.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Granted. Your sleep schedule is optimised according to Beijing time, meaning you are always asleep at inconvenient times of day.
I wish I weren't so scared of university.
I wish I weren't so scared of university.
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Granted! Now the university is scared of you, good luck finding where it's hidden itself
I wish I could crochet
I wish I could crochet
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Granted! Now all you can do is Crochet, you cant ever put the needles down and you slowly die a painful death of dehydration. You do however make a nice sweater to remember you by
I wish I was a Cyborg
I wish I was a Cyborg
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Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Granted! You now have a wire in your brain that simulates pleasure when you kill. It's the only way you're able to feel anything because the rest of your body is sort of like a tractor, except packed full of guns. And it's owned by the state. I could only pull the funding to make you a cyborg by getting a defense contract. Sorry about that.
I wish James Cameron would stop goofing around with the Avatars and start filming Battle Angel Alita, soon.
I wish James Cameron would stop goofing around with the Avatars and start filming Battle Angel Alita, soon.
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Granted. It stars Megan Fox.
I wish games weren't so expensive.
I wish games weren't so expensive.
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Granted. But they just put a 300% markup on consoles.
I wish I had a Gretsch guitar.
I wish I had a Gretsch guitar.
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Granted. You can't pluck a single chord without it snapping off and slashing your eye, though.
I wish I had a portal gun.
I wish I had a portal gun.
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Granted. It can only fire the orange half of the portal. The blue half is permanently embedded in a wall in Basildon.
I wish it were about ten degrees cooler.
I wish it were about ten degrees cooler.
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Granted! The sudden reduction of ten degrees in your local area causes an immense shift in the weather pattern, the sudden cold front makes the air denser, dragging in a lot of warmer air into the sudden void left by the compacting of the local air, resulting in a category F5 tornado.
No survivors.
I wish to better understand quantum physics
No survivors.
I wish to better understand quantum physics
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