Wish Corrupting Game

[viscomica]

Granted! There are no more mosquitoes. Unfortunately you start having visual and auditory mosquito related hallucinations. Hence, you're the only human being that still believes mosquitoes exist.

I wish for more free time and all the money in the world.

[kamaitachi113]

Granted. The world falls into financial and commercial ruin; as soon as some measure of order is restored, they find you and put you in prison, since you probably did it as far as they know. At last, you can catch up on your reading. But... your glasses! No! That's not fair! There was time now!

I wish I could be well rested without sleeping.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but you must eat much more, and you starve after a day.

I wish for heat vision.

[viscomica]

Granted! You accidentally kill all the members of your family with it. Oops!

I wish I knew the secret to a perfect egg custard pudding.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but it requires ingredients poisonous to humans.

I wish NBC made good decisions.

[romangoro]

Granted, the National Board of Cocaine-sellers has declared itself illegal.

I wish someone would post on the LoadingReadyRunners subforum, seeing my name on the front page makes me nervous <.< >.>

[Robo4900]

Granted, you post in the LoadingReadyRunners subforum.

I wish to know the great mysteries of the universe.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, they drive you insane.

I wish this Shoggoth would stop eating me.

[romangoro]

Granted, he's finished you up.

I wish I was as fast to come up with wishes as with corruptions.

[viscomica]

Granted! You come up with wishes as fast as with corruptions but your wishes are crappy and easily corrupted.

I wish the square root of minus two wasn't imaginary.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, i has been replaced by a summmoning ritual for a real poop.

I wish for less stress.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted! Your life is now full of tens of millions of marginally less stressful problems than your currently few worries.

I wish I could stop getting up at 2 in the morning stone cold convinced that it's time to get up for work.

[ex-Lurker]

Granted, you get up at 2 in the morning convinced it's time for your execution.

I wish for a "wish".

[Koyote042]

Granted but you must decode Pi to get the wish. It's in there somewhere. If you see my keys in there lemme know.

I wish I could decode Pi.

[Robo4900]

Granted -- your brain is now perfect for calculating digits of Pi, and you spend the rest of your life doing that. Unfortunately, you forget how to eat, how to drink, and how to breathe, so the rest of your life is not very long.

I wish to know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted! In the course of your investigation you are buried in a massive heap of logs.

I wish I could type faster.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but you hands are stolen by the US Government for experimentation.

I wish for a £1 coin.

[General Michi]

Granted

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I wish I could get to England for a vacation

[Elomin Sha]

I'll bring a pile of dirt when I visit Ireland.

I want a starfighter.

[Hepheastus]

Granted! You now own jimmy starfighter, world champion star puncher. Unfortunately after punching his first star he combusted so you just get his ashes

I wish for a really nice Ice cream sundae

[Robo4900]

Granted, you get a very conversational ice cream who you get to know, and you find out that they're really nice. Unfortunately, a few days later, they are stolen and eaten.

I wish I could play the piano/keyboard like Jordan Rudess.

[viscomica]

Granted. You can play the piano / keyboard like the Jordan Rudess from an alternate dimension in which pianos/keyboards don't even exist.

I wish Ryan Reynolds wouldn't suck so much.

[Bebop Man]

Granted. Now he just blows.

I wish for chocolate cookies.

[viscomica]

Granted but if you eat just one cookie you turn into the cookie monster...forever.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

[Bebop Man]

Granted, you can do mine.

I wish The Last Guardian came out on the PS3.