Wish Corrupting Game

[goat]

Granted. You find lots of time to complete them when everything else you care about dies/is burned. Also, nobody cares about your projects with so much death and destruction surrounding you.

I wish it wasn't so likely to rain on my way home today.

[WBAGNR]

Granted. Your area goes into a 3 month drought, causing water shortages and other ghastly things.

I wish I had some bacon and a kit kat.

[James Ether]

Granted, have fun cutting your live pig into strips and pouring chocolate over this cat.

I wish I could skip to the weekend now.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. I will knock you out for the next two days.

I wish I was in Florida

[Danzama]

Granted: you go to florida, then get shot. Sucks to be you.

I wish for somebody to ignore this wish.

[Haberley]

Granted. You break the world. Idiot.

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.

[The Mimm]

Granted. Now you hve no eyes! Yay!
I wish i could just be rich and famous and adored by the public already.

[James Ether]

Granted, I hope you enjoy The Sun's paparazzi on your doorstep day and night making up stories about your personal life and stalking your every move.

I wish I had a domino's pizza right now, I'm bloody starving.

[Haberley]

Granted. Extra anchovies, double gravel and e.Coli. Enjoy - only £12.99!

I wish I wasn't on my own in the house right now.

[The Mimm]

Granted. HAve an axe-wielding psychopath to keep you company.

I wish Peter Pan was real.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. Enjoy your new life living in trees and mudwith a load of kids being hunted by mad old men with swords likely to give you tetanus just by looking at them.

I wish it wasn't so warm.

[gcninja]

Granted, however you are so cold you get frostbite and lose all your toes and four fingers.

I wish my deus ex was here now

[Geoff_B]

Granted. Your front door is kicked down by a tall guy with gelled hair, sunglasses, a black trenchcoat and huge spikes coming out of his arms which he uses to eviscerate you.

I wish I was somewhere else.

[Gap Filler]

Granted. You are now at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I wish I had the ability to turn Gold into pure Lead.

[JackSlack]

Granted. Anything you touch now turns to pure Lead, including gold.

I wish for a buttload of gold!

[Master Gunner]

Congratulations, your entire bowels and large intestine are filled with solid gold.

I wish for a moment of peace in my mind.

[goat]

Granted! You have found peace, however it's just for a moment and reality comes crashing back in. The shock of this transition is so great that you are never able to actually trace back to that moment of stillness ever again.

I wish this infestation would end.

[Deedles]

Granted. It does, and so does the rest of the world.

I wish I had chocolate cake ...

[goat]

Granted! but it's white chocolate, and nobody likes that.

I wish my glass were full.

[JustAName]

My stepsister likes white chocolate. I don't understand her. Your glass is full of white chocolate!

I wish I knew what I was forgetting.

[EikoandMog]

You now remember that thing. Trust me on this one, you really didn't want to.

I wish to be omnilingual.

[Geoff_B]

Granted. You now know every language but are only a le to speak in Klingon, Swedish Chef and Interpretive Dance.

I wish someone loved me...

[nicholasmc1]

Thats what your hand is for.

I wish this class would end.....

[ad134]

Granted, but it only ends because the entire place is incinerated by aliens.

I wish to be good at playing guitar <_<...

[Elomin Sha]

Granted. But you can only play Alice in Chains songs.

I wish I was a space marine.