Wish Corrupting Game

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 28 Apr 2008, 20:49

Valandil wrote:
kkief02 wrote:Granted but you get a My little pony

I wish I could pick between these boots
URL 1
URL 2

Offtopic: THE TABLES! YOU BROKE THEM!

OT: Edit: Damn you Val! Damn you!

kkief02 · Postby **kkief02** » 28 Apr 2008, 21:02

Off Topic: To me i didn't break the tables

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 28 Apr 2008, 21:04

OT: Those were awesome shoes.

kkief02 · Postby **kkief02** » 28 Apr 2008, 21:06

OT: but i can't decide between them

On T: continue with my wish

Wraith · Postby **Wraith** » 28 Apr 2008, 21:11

kkief02 wrote:Granted but you get a My little pony

I wish I could pick between these boots
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028394&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442167979&bmUID=1209444186095
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028394&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442134907&bmUID=1209444235863

Granted. You chose the second set, because they don't have the ridiculous, function-hindering platform bottoms that scream "I am willing to walk around in the most awkward things imaginable if you will just pay attention to me!"

Unfortunately, the boots are cursed: no matter what you do, when you put your foot in one of them, there is a pebble there.

I wish I was I wasn't a difficult, sarcastic, bastard of a man.

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 28 Apr 2008, 21:33

Granted, you vanish from the universe.

I wish this wish gets corrupted.

mijram11 · Postby **mijram11** » 28 Apr 2008, 21:47

Granted, although the paradox of the granted wish caused your head to implode.

I wish that gum never lost its flavor.

DJScythe15 · Postby **DJScythe15** » 28 Apr 2008, 22:35

Granted, all gum now has no flavor to begin with.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Kara · Postby **Kara** » 28 Apr 2008, 22:47

Granted. The world will from this moment forth go into a permanent ice age instead.

I wish I never had to sleep for the rest of my life.

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 28 Apr 2008, 22:57

Granted. You die in the next twenty seconds.

I wish that the universe would collapse causing the end of the space-time continuum as we know it.

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 28 Apr 2008, 23:02

No. That's a stupid wish. I'm not grating it.

I wish I didn't have to tour the entire building right now.

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 28 Apr 2008, 23:04

Granted, you have to tour every other building within a 5-mile radius.

I wish for a woodchuck that could chuck wood.

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 28 Apr 2008, 23:05

Granted. You are standing over their dead bodies with a bloody knife.

I wish for a sane girlfriend.

EDIT: Hey theINC. Don't delete your post when I'm replying. It makes me look stupid.

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 28 Apr 2008, 23:07

Cake wrote:Granted. You are standing over their dead bodies with a bloody knife.

I wish for a sane girlfriend.

EDIT: Hey theINC. Don't delete your post when I'm replying. It makes me look stupid.

"Look" stupi.... I mean... yeah INC that's just mean.

theINC · Postby **theINC** » 28 Apr 2008, 23:08

Cake wrote:EDIT: Hey theINC. Don't delete your post when I'm replying. It makes me look stupid.

It was because between my post and the one I was replying to, there were about 3. I wasn't quick enough.

Your girlfriend is sane, but she is Paris Hilton.

Edit: My wish is that I didn't have to go on a 4-day bushwalk next week

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 28 Apr 2008, 23:19

Granted, be ready for your walk in three hours.

I wish I never have another problem ever.

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 28 Apr 2008, 23:29

Granted, but now nothing good ever happens to you.

I wish I were a better dancer.

theINC · Postby **theINC** » 29 Apr 2008, 00:16

You can dance like a star, but unfortunately you must also babble out the entire contents of the Bible every time you dance, loudly.

I wish I had a new iMac

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 29 Apr 2008, 00:49

Granted, but it's one of the original ones. It's new to you.

I wish I could go without sleeping.

theINC · Postby **theINC** » 29 Apr 2008, 02:37

You can go without sleeping. Now, you must think about possible Rubiks Cube solutions for a minimum of 8 hours every night.

I wish Microsoft made a decent version of MSN for the Mac.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 29 Apr 2008, 03:12

Granted, it comes out on the Big Mac and you suddenly become a violent vegan.

I wish for wings that work.

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 29 Apr 2008, 03:21

Granted. Enjoy your complimentary pack of Always, with wings.

I wish you would update the Mafia thread.

Edit: I originally considered giving you 'water wings', or mentioning the show 'Wings', but I decided something to staunch the flow of your menstrual period would amuse me.

theINC · Postby **theINC** » 29 Apr 2008, 04:43

tak updates the mafia thread, but this makes Paul so angry that he turns into Angry Paul and he leaves the website. Forever.

I wish that my dad won't notice that I'm on the internets right now when i shouldn't be! shhhh

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 29 Apr 2008, 04:50

Wish granted, but your mother knows, and she subscribes to all of the same porn sites.

I wish ice cream floats were better ideas in practice than in principle.

theINC · Postby **theINC** » 29 Apr 2008, 05:40

Allen! wrote:Wish granted, but your mother knows, and she subscribes to all of the same porn sites.

You don't need a subscription for /b/...
i mean NOTHING.

Ice cream floats are now better ideas in practise. They taste delicious and won't fizz everywhere, but unfortunately, the world's oil supply runs out. Have fun with that!

I wish Muse were playing in Adelaide soon.

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