Wish Corrupting Game
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Granted. He is now four miles away from his lorry and has to walk back.
I wish I could sand this axehead down easily
I wish I could sand this axehead down easily
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Granted. Axehead is too easily sanded. Axehead is no more.
I wish test cases weren't a thing in software development.
I wish test cases weren't a thing in software development.
Just call me Dylan. It's easier to pronounce.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. No need to twist that, it's just a really horrible wish to begin with.
As a matter of fact, I wish test cases back into existence for software development. I rather like things that work, thank you very much.
As a matter of fact, I wish test cases back into existence for software development. I rather like things that work, thank you very much.
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I didn't say no tests; I said no test cases. Your wish is granted. There are plenty of test cases, but no one ever runs through them.
I wish the phrase "thank you very much" wasn't most commonly used in sarcasm.
I wish the phrase "thank you very much" wasn't most commonly used in sarcasm.
Just call me Dylan. It's easier to pronounce.
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Granted. It is now the accepted word for those ideas formerly expressed using the words 'a', 'the', 'yes', 'no' and 'do you have a penis?' simultaneously. Conversation is now virtually impossible and takes ages.
I wish my computer was faster.
I wish my computer was faster.
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Granted! Your computer went INCREDIBLY fast, off that cliff
I wish I had a bar of chocolate
I wish I had a bar of chocolate
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Granted you have an extreme case case of diabetes and that chocolate bar leads you to an early grave.
I wish my work had air conditioning..
I wish my work had air conditioning..
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Granted; you're going to get a nasty cold from that overpowered a/c.
I wish I didn't have to go to work in this pending "winter storm" tomorrow...
I wish I didn't have to go to work in this pending "winter storm" tomorrow...
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Granted; you've been fired (although given the stuff you say about your job that might not be much of a punishment)
I wish I was good at writing lipograms
I wish I was good at writing lipograms
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Granted. Lipograms are now banned.
I wish for an illusion of romance, as opposed to an illusion of sex and love which I get every year about this time.
I wish for an illusion of romance, as opposed to an illusion of sex and love which I get every year about this time.
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Granted! you get to watch the perfect illusion of romance on TV.
On your own.
In your pants.
Eating crappy cheap ice cream.
I wish I wasn't so jaded
On your own.
In your pants.
Eating crappy cheap ice cream.
I wish I wasn't so jaded
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Granted. You've passed your cynicism onto everyone close to you. They now resent your artificial cheeriness.
I wish I had a sentient suitcase.
I wish I had a sentient suitcase.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
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Granted. The first time you tried to open it, it began screaming in pain and wouldn't stop until beaten to a useless pulp to put it out of its misery.
I wish I could think of something to do for my birthday
I wish I could think of something to do for my birthday
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Granted. Throw a party alone.
I wish the septic tank was clean.
I wish the septic tank was clean.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
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Granted. Its entire dirt covering and contents, down to the last excess molecule, have been teleported into your kitchen.
I wish I could think of something to blog about
I wish I could think of something to blog about
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Granted, enjoy blogging about your most recent bank robbery. Also enjoy time behind bars
I wish I visited the LRRums more often.
I wish I visited the LRRums more often.
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Done. They're filled with LRR fans. Oh burn.
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
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Done. The horrifying hallucinations that accompany this wish are now crystal clear.
I wish I had a better rate on my loan.
I wish I had a better rate on my loan.
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Granted! your %apr is now nicely small, the size of your loan has been adjusted to compensate, meaning you pay the same amount for much MUCH longer.
But hey! the %'s smaller! Numbers, yay!
I wish I already knew all the knowledge I need to pass this course; without it replacing other, more pleasurable memories.
But hey! the %'s smaller! Numbers, yay!
I wish I already knew all the knowledge I need to pass this course; without it replacing other, more pleasurable memories.
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Done. It replaces no more pleasurable but arguably more important memories, such as remembering how to drive, eat, and speak.
I wish I was being cuddled by my wife right now.
I wish I was being cuddled by my wife right now.
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Done. You're at work, though. Your boss objects to you being cuddled by your wife instead of working and fires you on the spot.
I wish I was less sleepy and more mentally engaged in things.
I wish I was less sleepy and more mentally engaged in things.
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Granted. You're never able to sleep anymore, and your focus can only be on a single thing at a time.
I wish that I could change the world to suit my whims.
I wish that I could change the world to suit my whims.
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Granted! But only your subconscious whims.
Within two weeks the fractures in reality and the area cause the local earth's crust to severely rupture, turning everything in a 20 mile radius of you into s supervolcano, which your subconscious turns into candyfloss (you were peckish), choking you to death and destabilizing the planet.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself.
Within two weeks the fractures in reality and the area cause the local earth's crust to severely rupture, turning everything in a 20 mile radius of you into s supervolcano, which your subconscious turns into candyfloss (you were peckish), choking you to death and destabilizing the planet.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself.
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Granted. The turkey is still alive, and objects to being eaten.
I wish I could stop noticing that little stop that happens every time Kapol's gif circle goes round
I wish I could stop noticing that little stop that happens every time Kapol's gif circle goes round
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Granted. Kapol replaced it with a gif of the circle going the other way.
I wish had three heads and a fifteen inch willy.
I wish had three heads and a fifteen inch willy.
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