Wish Corrupting Game
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Granted. Your friends and family make for a great treat.
I wish I had the skills to compete is Strip Search.
I wish I had the skills to compete is Strip Search.
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Granted. You go out in the first round, and mike and jerry can't think of anything nice to say.
I wish I understood my new phone properly.
I wish I understood my new phone properly.
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Granted! You now understand your phone perfectly, 1 day before the factory recalls them all because they are highly radioactive.
I wish the weekends were longer
I wish the weekends were longer
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Granted, no work means no pay, have fun starving.
I wish N. Korea will sort its shit out and stop trying to blow everyone up.
I wish N. Korea will sort its shit out and stop trying to blow everyone up.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Granted. They stop trying and start doing.
I wish I could think of something fun to do.
I wish I could think of something fun to do.
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Granted, you now can; only it turns out that strapping dynamite to a barrel full of snakes placed in a shopping cart rolling down a crowded street might be illegal.
I wish the world economy would recover.
I wish the world economy would recover.
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Granted, but it now uses bacon as currency, making it completely unavailable as a foodstuff.
I wish my back and head would stop aching.
I wish my back and head would stop aching.
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Granted. Your head stops existing.
I wish for more wishes.
I wish for more wishes.
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Granted! You can now wish for anything at anytime anywhere forever, but there is no one that will grant any of them.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted
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Granted! You could have wished for anything; World peace, a cure for all types of cancer, wealth, fame, a reeeeaaallllllyyyyy good sandwich. But no, you wished for nothing but that the wish comes true. Well it's granted. You are left with a sense of quiet despair and wasted opportunity.
I wish that whoever grants my wish explodes
I wish that whoever grants my wish explodes
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Granted. I am standing next to you.
My remains spell out on the ground 'I wish I hadn't just been blown to pieces'
My remains spell out on the ground 'I wish I hadn't just been blown to pieces'
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Granted. You do not blow up and now you have broken the thread. Congrats.
I wish that I could fix the thread.
I wish that I could fix the thread.
Self wrote: I lost my humanity back in 2013 BC ahhhh the good old days.
Ptangmatik wrote: We drew things on your face. Oh, and you're now legally called Clivendorf von Whiffenpoofle. Congratulations.
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Granted, but in order to do so you must first live through every corrupted wish.
I wish I could motivate myself to do things.
I wish I could motivate myself to do things.
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Granted. You are now thoroughly motivated to play polka, poorly, alienating your friends and relatives.
I wish this thread wasn't so appealing to me.
I wish this thread wasn't so appealing to me.
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Granted! Paranoia worms drilling into the language centers of your brain convert all the text in this thread from harmless/dark witticisms into insults directed at yourself and your mother.
I wish that cupboardy was a real word
I wish that cupboardy was a real word
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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I'll murder you! My mother's a saint! Your ass is grass, buddy!
(Granted, cupboardy is a word in an obscure and dying tribal language in the Pacific. It is synonymous for "one who copulates with tuna."
I wish I could read this thread properly again.)
(Granted, cupboardy is a word in an obscure and dying tribal language in the Pacific. It is synonymous for "one who copulates with tuna."
I wish I could read this thread properly again.)
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Granted, you have a horrible accident a now suffer from total retrograde amnesia, you remember nothing about your past.
I wish losing weight was easier.
I wish losing weight was easier.
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Granted, you lose 8 pounds in 30 seconds via decapitation--congrats!
I wish I wasn't quite so morbid.
I wish I wasn't quite so morbid.
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Granted, you hate your new upbeat personality but can never change back.
I wish the background of this website is yellow.
I wish the background of this website is yellow.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Granted, however with the background change the text also gets turned to yellow.
I wish I had a sandwich, I'm hungry
I wish I had a sandwich, I'm hungry
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Granted! The original Earl of Sandwich appears in your room. Unfortunately he's been dead since 1672.
I wish I could teleport.
I wish I could teleport.
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Granted. You can only teleport by giving yourself a swirly.
I wish I had a familiar.
I wish I had a familiar.
Self wrote: I lost my humanity back in 2013 BC ahhhh the good old days.
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Granted. You are now forever followed by a particularly jumpy skunk.
I wish I were more social.
I wish I were more social.
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Granted, you never get a moment to yourself.
I wish I have better pencils.
I wish I have better pencils.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Granted. You have better pencils just as the world starts taking the whole "Paperless society" thing seriously.
I wish the next wish in this thread wasn't corrupted.
I wish the next wish in this thread wasn't corrupted.
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