Wish Corrupting Game

[wartjr2373]

Granted, but it's not the Kathleen you expected. And the lasagna tastes awful.

I wish we knew when the 3DS was coming out.

[Evil Jim]

You do now. It's the same day Nike releases their "McFlys" with power laces.

I wish to be better at communication in general, especially being able to pick up on what people are thinking/feeling through body language & reacting appropriately.

[SpyKnight]

Granted, you now realize that everyone you know is secretly plotting against you

I wish I would stop getting distracted by my computer

[empath]

Granted, but you...hey - stop walking away! NO! Come back; you must know - turn around - there's a fatal limitation to your wish!

Oh, bugger.


I wish I didn't have to spend my day off tomorrow running around doing errands and the like.

[wartjr2373]

Granted, you don't have to spend your day off. You have to work tomorrow. Also, you still need to get those errands done.

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

[Dutch guy]

Granted, but your employer forces you to do charity work at the screaming childrens hospice on that day off.

I wish it was nice, moderately warm sunny weather right now, instead of the dreadfull drizzle going on.

[SpyKnight]

granted, it is nice and warm in china.

I wish i could create blue and orange portals

[Jack]

Granted, but passing through either turns yourself into a nonexistent cake.



I wish that The Cake is a Lie meme would go away.

[Dutch guy]

Granted, it is replaced by a "smash a real cake into someones face" meme. The cake has to be atleast 3 weeks old though.

I wish the wireless internet around here didn't suck balls and would actually allow me to load the new LRR video.

[operagirl95]

Granted! But when you load the video you find it's been replaced by an SNL skit from the unfunny years.

I wish I could think of 100 happy things about moving.

[Keab42]

Granted. But just as you get excited about moving something happens to stop you from going. (It's too hot to get any more creative than that)

I wish it wasn't quite so hot here in England.

[thadivilhimsewf]

Granted: the anthropogenic ice age has begun.

I wish I weren't failing school.

[aeric90]

Granted. You are now failing at breathing. School will no longer be an issue in about 3 minutes.

I wish I wasn't single.

[Dutch guy]

Granted, you have a girlfriend, but she's a bitch, keeps nagging you about everything she wants you to do and never ever does anything herself. She'll remind you of what a loser she thinks you are and will leave you for someone better as soon as she finds someone (Which will be about half an hour later)

I wish people wouldn't actually come up with things I have to DO while at work. It's not like I'm getting paid to do anything anyway.

[aeric90]

Granted, you have a girlfriend...

You could have stopped right there and that would have been enough.

Carry on!

[Zhyard]

Granted, everyone around you are now brain dead zombies.

I wish MicroSDHC had a much higher write and read speed.
(Over an hour for just 4 GB? COME ON!!!)

[Keab42]

Granted it now reads and writes so fast that it melts the card.

I wish that ice age that I was promised would hurry up and get here.

[the amativeness]

Granted. It's been here for about 10,000 years already.

I wish Keab42 hadn't just wasted his wish.

[Danzama]

Granted: Keab42 didn't make the wish at all, and as a result you didn't make this wish, so i'm not responding to a wish you didn't make.

I wish my head didn't hurt now

[aeric90]

Granted! Your head will hurt later.

I wish my room was clean.

[Danzama]

Granted: but the rest of your house is filthy.

I wish I had more followers on Twitter

[aeric90]

Granted: but the rest of your house is filthy.

The rest of my house is ALREADY filthy.

[Evil Jim]

@danzama Soon you will have thousands & thousands of followers on Twitter. Since you did not specify a preference, they are entirely spammers & bots.

I really, really wish I had not wrecked my motorcycle on June 30th.

[Danzama]

Granted: but the rest of your house is filthy.

The rest of my house is ALREADY filthy.

THE POWER OF THE WISH!

[Danzama]

@Evil Jim Granted: your motorcyc;e wrecked you, you will now have to spend all summer in a full body cast.

I wish the person corrupting my wish will go and hug the next chair that they see.