Wish Corrupting Game

[Zombaholic]

Granted but people try to steal your beard at night and eventually take you into the middle of the city and tie you to a stick so all can admire it

I wish I had a tractor that is cybernetic and transformed and was called Stu-pot

[CyberTractor]

Grant. He only answers to John, though.

I wish I had a superpower.

[Lavos]

Granted. Your super power is wishing for a superpower.

I wish I had apple juice right now.

[NecroVale]

Granted, you spilled it all over yourself.

I wish I didn't kish that fish.

[Allen!]

Granted. Instead you kissed Lavos, which is an indirect form of pedophilia.

I wish g0d0fg0d didn't exist.

[Kara]

Granted, but the spirit of g0d0fg0d from a parallel universe instead inhabits Graham's body and overtakes the forum.

I wish I could be at a huge LRR party where all of the members of the forum and the LRR guys would just hang for like, a weekend.

[Allen!]

Granted. But that includes g0d0fg0d too.

I wish I wasn't so awesome.

[Kara]

Granted, but then g0d0fg0d uses the leftover awesome that you got rid of.

I wish I could be graduated from High School right now.

[Allen!]

Granted, but then whoever you're dating loses interest as you stop being an LG.

I wish I had the Season 4 DVDs of Lost.

[Kara]

(Your corruption was useless to me. HA!)

Granted, but before you can watch any, you lose it.

I wish I never had to wake up before 9AM again.

[Allen!]

Fine. Then to corrupt it bettter, Lavos will become interested in you.

Granted, but you're never allowed to sleep.

I wish I could alter reality with my will and imagination alone.

[Kara]

(That corruption won't work either, 'cause I won't be an LG at that point. Lavos would never go for me after that point. ^_^)

Granted, but before getting the chance to do anything worthwhile you IMMEDIATELY imagine the world being destroyed. Thus everybody dies.

I wish I could star in my own TV show.

[Allen!]

How... How is that even a CORRUPTION at all?

But granted, your TV show is shown on PBS, nobody understands it, and people who recognize you in the streets spit on you.

I wish I was a few years younger.

[Kara]

Granted, but while going back in your years you also become a girl! You thus become an LG and Lavos gains an interest in you.

I wish for world peace?

[Allen!]

I'd be a lesbian, regardless.

Granted, but the world comes to peace by way of being destroyed by some lunatic's reality-altering imagination.

I wish I had a cute puppy.

[Kara]

Granted. You get a human-eating wolf puppy that breeds, slowly killing everyone in the world other than you and g0d0fg0d.

I wish I could see Spring Awakening on Broadway.

[Allen!]

Granted, but it sucks and you want your money back, but they have a strict no refunds policy.

I wish I could tell you how much you mean to me. <==song lyrics

[AmazingPjotrMan]

Granted, but nobody listens to what you are saying.

I wish I had two left feet.

[Allen!]

Granted, Pete, with two left feet. But you only have one leg.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Sable]

Granted. The police come looking for the rest of the bodies...

I wish I had a titanium elemental.

[AmazingPjotrMan]

Granted, but everybody else has a T.A.R.D.I.S.

I was I med Britt Eklund in her youth.

[Misty]

Granted, but you met her when she was 3 and you got sent to prison for being a pedo.

I wish my computer was fixed

[AmazingPjotrMan]

Granted, but no screen will work, ever.

I wish I could construct a working Phaser.

[Allen!]

Granted, but it backfires and scars your face for life.

I wish I was a real boy.

[theINC]

You're a real boy... three-toed sloth. Have fun being endangered!

I wish Windows XP wasn't such a bitch to install

and was called Stu-pot

By the way, I caught your Gorillaz reference. For the win.