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Postby Unclever title » 29 Apr 2008, 06:05

Granted, Muse will now always soon be playing in Adelaide. Meaning they will always be on the verge of playing, and not actually playing.

I wish I had a warp flute, not necessarily to use, I just want one.
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Postby Sable » 29 Apr 2008, 07:39

Granted. It's made of nuclear waste.

I wish I had a bucket.
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Postby wilson_x1999 » 29 Apr 2008, 07:51

Granted. But they be stealin' your bucket.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
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Postby Sable » 29 Apr 2008, 08:26

Granted. But since you're the last person on Earth...

I wish my cats would let me sleep.
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Postby Cake » 29 Apr 2008, 08:31

Granted. Your neighbor ran over them.

I wish I was a better shot.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 08:52

Cake wrote:Granted. Your neighbor ran over them.

I wish I was a better shot.


Granted. You hit the target everytime, but now you miss the toliet bowl completely, for both number 1 and 2.


I wish someone would finish my Software Version Descriptions for me.
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Postby CyberTractor » 29 Apr 2008, 09:01

Granted. I finish them and submit them as if they were my own work.

I wish Heroes would come back on sooner.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 09:04

CyberTractor wrote:Granted. I finish them and submit them as if they were my own work.

I wish Heroes would come back on sooner.


Granted. Its on tonight, everyone turns out to be a cylon.


I wish Allen was here.
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Postby AlexanderDitto » 29 Apr 2008, 09:10

DontPanic wrote:
CyberTractor wrote:Granted. I finish them and submit them as if they were my own work.

I wish Heroes would come back on sooner.


Granted. Its on tonight, everyone turns out to be a cylon.


I wish Allen was here.


Granted, but he's dead. Has been. For several days.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.
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Postby CyberTractor » 29 Apr 2008, 09:12

Granted. You wished has been changed to "I wish politicians would lie."

I wish I had another puppy. I forgot to feed the last one.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 09:13

AlexanderDitto wrote:
DontPanic wrote:
CyberTractor wrote:Granted. I finish them and submit them as if they were my own work.

I wish Heroes would come back on sooner.


Granted. Its on tonight, everyone turns out to be a cylon.


I wish Allen was here.


Granted, but he's dead. Has been. For several days.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.


Granted. You're a douche for asking that wish.


I wish I had a bag of gummi bears.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 09:15

CyberTractor wrote:Granted. You wished has been changed to "I wish politicians would lie."

I wish I had another puppy. I forgot to feed the last one.


Granted. The puppy lives with me tho.
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Postby DJScythe15 » 29 Apr 2008, 11:58

Granted, but then their huge momma gummi bear comes and mauls you to death.

I wish that I'm able to do all might end-of-semester assignments well in a timely manner.
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Postby wilson_x1999 » 29 Apr 2008, 11:59

Granted, but you'l die at the end of the semester.

I wish I were smarter.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 12:02

wilson_x1999 wrote:Granted, but you'l die at the end of the semester.

I wish I were smarter.

Granted. You WERE smarter, but now you're dumb again.

I wish it was 5pm so I could go home.
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Postby wilson_x1999 » 29 Apr 2008, 12:06

Granted, but your home got destroyed by a tornado.

I wish I had my own house.
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Postby Vaughn » 29 Apr 2008, 12:11

Granted, its a box.

I wish Oblivion didn't punish me by making run around the wilderness for 5 hours when i accidentally stole from the thieves guild, or i wish that my save file just before the incident freeze every time i tried to load it.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 12:38

Vaughn wrote:Granted, its a box.

I wish Oblivion didn't punish me by making run around the wilderness for 5 hours when i accidentally stole from the thieves guild, or i wish that my save file just before the incident freeze every time i tried to load it.


Granted. Now you have to run around for 10 hours, in a funny hat with a target on it.

I wish I had lunch.
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Postby tak197 » 29 Apr 2008, 12:53

First, Allen!... That was epic. Thank you.

Anyway back to the wish above...

Granted, your lunch is tofu-marmite-escargot-octopus tacos with Sprite Ice, and it gives you Shrieking Explosive Diarrhea that you have to clean up. Because it blows out your o-ring, but not your whole ass.

I wish for a celebrity to make me famous, fall in love with me, and whisk me away to the Cayman Islands where I live out my life with no worries about money, and they pay for me to get surgery to be a fuckin hot stud.
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Postby Allen! » 29 Apr 2008, 13:29

Granted, but it's Tom Cruise and he subsequently turns you to Scientology.

I wish Creed didn't suck so bad.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 13:31

Allen! wrote:Granted, but it's Tom Cruise and he subsequently turns you to Scientology.

I wish Creed didn't suck so bad.


G...

Gr...

GRAaaI can't do it, nothing can make Creed any better.

I wish I hadn't failed you Allen.
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Postby Zombaholic » 29 Apr 2008, 14:34

You didn't and Creed makes millions from their songs

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Postby Allen! » 29 Apr 2008, 14:37

Granted. All of the animals, however, are blowfish, essentially meaning you're firing regular balloons.

I wish I had an Irish accent.
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Postby DontPanic » 29 Apr 2008, 14:40

Allen! wrote:Granted. All of the animals, however, are blowfish, essentially meaning you're firing regular balloons.

I wish I had an Irish accent.


Granted. Now you're super hot, and a drunk with liver failure.

I wish this guy in my office would skiddadle outta here.
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Postby Vaughn » 29 Apr 2008, 14:43

Granted, hes on fire. You did it.
I wish i had an office.
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