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I have seen this on several ohter fora and in real life and it is really fun. What you do is say a wish, the next person must grant your wish but with a twist that makes it worthlese (e.g. I wish I had 1 million dollars. Granted, it is monopaly money.)

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, its snowing.
I wish i could think of wishes.

Granted, No more rain. EVER.

I'll let you draw your own logical conclusion.



I wish I had a tasty sandwich.

Edit: TIMING, not so great....

Vaughn: Granted...but now your wishes are ignored.
Unclever title: Granted...it is the tastiest sandwich ever, but it causes your internal organs to shrivel up and dissolve into a mush that just sloshes around in your chest cavity until your body finally can't handle surviving on nothing and you die.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

Sie wünschen sind bewilligt worden
( You wish has been granted in German)

Nomadic: Granted, but... you just wasted a wish.

I wish the next post gets deleted.

Granted, but now it's full of hippie-chicks.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. Everyone's dead.


I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. The world ends and money is only good for toilet paper.

I wish my package would arrive.

Granted. It went to Switzerland.

I wish I slept last night.

Granted, however you have yet to wake up, and are expected to be in a coma for the next 50 years.

I wish I could see Spamalot.

Granted but you didn't go on that date you wanted

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow

Granted. Enjoy your job at McDonalds. Forever.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted but it's only a picture

I wish a had some actual spending monies

Granted. The money is made out of sharp stones using the monetary value created by mental patients.

I wish my butt wasn't asleep.

Granted. It's in South Zamborian Frenalts, and look just like gravel.

I wish for a wish of more wishes.

kkief02 wrote:Granted but you didn't go on that date you wanted

Not exactly a good corruption. I mean, spamalot beats date any day (although...maybe that's why I'm single...naaahhhh).

Congratulations, you get one more wish.

I wish I had pi(e).

Granted, but your head asplodes from trying to remember ALL of the digits. (I think you wanted that Pi?)

I wish I had a pet duck.

Kara wrote:Granted, but your head asplodes from trying to remember ALL of the digits. (I think you wanted that Pi?)

I wish I had a pet duck.

Granted. Its in your soup.

I wish I hadn't made that joke.

Granted but you made one even more heart breaking and offensive

I wish i had a different partner for my ballroom class, one that is better then the one i already have.

Granted. The person is a brilliant dancer, a nudist, and smells of cabbage.

I wish my shoulder would stop clicking.

Granted. It now quacks incessantly.

I wish for the strength of ten bears.

~Alja~

Granted. The next time you wank, you tear off your dong.

I wish I hadn't just typed that.

Gra-- didn't just type what now?

I wish I could speak Cockney Rhyming slang fluently.

~Alja~

Granted, but now you can't speak or understand anything else.

I wish I could win the Game.