Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 15 Jun 2014, 00:57

Granted, it only runs at 240p 12fps, has 1 second of input lag, and is locked at an FOV of 1 degree.

I wish for a "Liquid Tension Experiment: When the Keyboard Broke Live In Chicago" CD.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 15 Jun 2014, 01:12

Granted! I have taken one and smashed it into a fine powder, which will then be sprinkled over you while you sleep

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 15 Jun 2014, 18:50

Granted, but all of your comedy is now horribly racist and makes anyone who hears it very uncomfortable.

I wish I could make people stop talking.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby viscomica » 15 Jun 2014, 20:26

Granted! You are the only survivor of a terrible world war that killed everyone and everything in the planet. No one to talk to you now.

I wish I was a better panda at being a panda.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 16 Jun 2014, 16:42

Granted, you are now unable to access the internet to watch LoadingReadyRun videos.

I wish Watch_Dogs was good.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Koyote042 » 17 Jun 2014, 13:50

Granted. It's so good in fact, that every man woman and child on the face of the planet now owns a copy... Except you. Your friends won't even let you over to watch them play it nor can you access any videos online to watch people play it because it so good. Humanity then crumbles because no one is working, but instead is playing the game. Thanks Obama.

I wish politicians weren't such dicks to the lower and middle class folks.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby AdmiralMemo » 17 Jun 2014, 14:23

Granted. Now there are no more politicians or leaders anymore, and the world has descended into an anarchic free-for-all.

I wish I wasn't so depressed and frustrated all the time.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby viscomica » 18 Jun 2014, 17:35

Granted. You were never born.

I wish for panda world domination.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Koyote042 » 19 Jun 2014, 17:41

Granted! Pandas now rule the Earth, until the Aliens invade. Now THEY rule the Earth.

I wish Pandas weren't nearly extinct.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby viscomica » 19 Jun 2014, 18:41

They aren't. But somehow they hynotize humankind to cater to their every wish. We are now slaves, happy to serve our panda overlords.

I wish my wishes were incorruptible
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 21 Jun 2014, 02:46

Granted, but you have just wasted your one and only wish.

I wish to play every game in the world.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby viscomica » 21 Jun 2014, 10:58

Robo4900 wrote:Granted, but you have just wasted your one and only wish.


Worth it! :D

Also, granted! But you never win and are hated by everyone.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Hepheastus » 23 Jun 2014, 03:52

I wish Viscomica had said a wish for me to corrupt
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 23 Jun 2014, 05:09

Granted, but it's one of those really annoying wishes that are really hard to corrupt, and the thread dies for a couple of days.

I wish for guitar strings that will never snap or get dirty/old.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Prospero101 » 23 Jun 2014, 06:36

Granted. They also sound terrible.

I wish I lived in Pleasantville.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Hepheastus » 24 Jun 2014, 01:19

Granted! It's twinned with Swansea and is nowhere near as nice as it sounds

I wish there was no such thing as football
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 24 Jun 2014, 01:40

Granted; cricket takes its place.

I wish magic carpets were real.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Hepheastus » 24 Jun 2014, 04:08

Granted! They are sentient and hate you

I wish for more F1
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 26 Jun 2014, 06:14

Granted, all keys on all keyboards in the world are now F1; it takes years to reverse the damage.

I wish for perfectly cooked bacon to rain from the sky.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Fenrir » 02 Jul 2014, 06:10

Granted. It's so hot as it falls to earth that anyone hit by it receives third degree burns. Congratulations you terrible, terrible person...

I wish to be a creative genius.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Robo4900 » 02 Jul 2014, 09:43

Granted; you become a true genius, but everyone rejects your ideas until years after you have died.

I wish to have the vocal range of James LaBrie, the singer for Dream Theater.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby viscomica » 02 Jul 2014, 14:58

Granted! James LaBrie's vocal range becomes your range. He is promptly replaced as singer for Dream Theater.

I wish this week never to end.

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