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People that should die.

Postby I, Nameless Slug » 01 May 2008, 12:11

I was just browing the internet when I noticed how many stupid horrible currupt people there are. So I thought there should be a list of them and funny/ironic ways they could die or things that should happen at there funerals.
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Postby Vaughn » 01 May 2008, 12:13

im not comfortable giving a written account of all the poeple i think should die.

Plus it would be a list of biblical length.
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Postby scorpkahnpoop » 01 May 2008, 12:40

This probably will get locked.

Two big ones would be George Bush and Bill Gates.
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Postby Zombaholic » 01 May 2008, 12:50

Explosions = Irony

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Postby DicyDax » 01 May 2008, 12:52

I say we kill the guy who invented 4chan. For the lulz.
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Postby Valandil » 01 May 2008, 14:17

scorpkahnpoop wrote:This probably will get locked.

Two big ones would be George Bush and Bill Gates.


People who use less-than-9-point text.
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Postby Corax » 01 May 2008, 14:36

people who say bush should die but then when asked for a reason can't give any should die
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Postby tak197 » 01 May 2008, 14:54

Jack Thompson: By a teenager who played Candy Land for his entire life
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Postby Alja-Markir » 01 May 2008, 14:56

Freebie reason for Bush haters. Going from a massive Clinton era government surplus to creating a multi-trillion dollar defecit.

As for myself, I'mma big softie. Don't want anyone dead.

~Alja~

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tak197 wrote:Jack Thompson: By a teenager who played Candy Land for his entire life


"Our top story this evening, notorious video game critic Jack Thompson found murdered. Initial reports state that he was killed by a psychologically damaged board game enthusiant who was sent off the rails after losing a round of Solitaire. Police say the murder weapon was, ironically, a playing board from the game of "Life", whittled into a primitive shiv and plunged into Mr. Thompson's jugular vein.

Authorities also found exploding dice, razor edged Magic: The Gathering cards, and several "Monster Manuals", which may have ties to occult practices and Satanism, at the scene of the crime. The Dead Alewives could not be reached for comment."

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Postby NecroVale » 01 May 2008, 15:00

Alja-Markir wrote:
As for myself, I'mma big softie. Don't want anyone dead.

~Alja~


Not even yourself, with a smile on your face after being launched from a trebuchet into the ocean?
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Postby Alja-Markir » 01 May 2008, 15:08

I'd prefer to survive it, and in fact the odds are very much overwhelmingly in favor of that.

To be fair, most everyone puts themselves in far more danger daily simply by driving than they ever would by launching themselves from a trebuchet into the ocean.

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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 01 May 2008, 15:32

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Postby Lavos » 01 May 2008, 16:37

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Uwe Boll
This retard.
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Postby The Happy Friar » 01 May 2008, 18:23

idiots. :)
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Postby Lavos » 01 May 2008, 21:47

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Postby JesterJ. » 01 May 2008, 21:50

scorpkahnpoop wrote: Bill Gates.


Amen, Bill Gates is fucking scum, I hope he dies. Screw creating a succesfull operating system that made computers usable for everyone!

Bah! He's evil!
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Postby Allen! » 02 May 2008, 00:14

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Postby wilson_x1999 » 02 May 2008, 07:13

I'd rather not create any evidence on whom I'd like to see dead XD
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Postby scorpkahnpoop » 02 May 2008, 07:58

JesterJ. wrote:
scorpkahnpoop wrote: Bill Gates.


Amen, Bill Gates is fucking scum, I hope he dies. Screw creating a succesfull operating system that made computers usable for everyone!

Bah! He's evil!


Agreed minus the "that made computers usable for everyone!".
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Postby DicyDax » 02 May 2008, 08:37

I say we kill the faggot who made Guitar Hero 3 (4). "What the fuck happened to Clive Winston. you pricks! Instead we got some jiggly multi-coloured J-Pop creature, and you can't play Classic Rock with that... Thing. It's like cockslapping the Mona Lisa." -Yahtzee (linkzors)
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Postby scorpkahnpoop » 02 May 2008, 08:47

Corax wrote:people who say bush should die but then when asked for a reason can't give any should die


Reason: Many other people would survive.
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Postby Nomadic » 02 May 2008, 09:06

DicyDax wrote:I say we kill the faggot who made Guitar Hero 3 (4). "What the fuck happened to Clive Winston. you pricks! Instead we got some jiggly multi-coloured J-Pop creature, and you can't play Classic Rock with that... Thing. It's like cockslapping the Mona Lisa." -Yahtzee (linkzors)


*Includes creators of J-RPGs to go with the above*
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Postby Cake » 02 May 2008, 09:06

Don't forget about all the people he saved.
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Postby DicyDax » 02 May 2008, 09:38

Cake wrote:Don't forget about all the people he saved.
GTFO.
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Postby Vaughn » 02 May 2008, 11:30

Nomadic wrote:[
*Includes creators of J-RPGs to go with the above*

you can die in a fire.
I will tear out the jugulars of anyone who attempts to take my Final fantasies and Disgaeas away from me.
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