I'm grumpy today.

[Cake]

How do you become ungrumpy? I don't know how.

[Woland]

A strange question for you to ask, since the universal cure for unhappy thoughts is neatly depicted in your forum avatar.

[Cake]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[Allen!]

Take cocaine.
Talk to Allen!, that seems to cheer everybody else up!

[dark_realm]

put on a beanie and go for a jog...

[Alja-Markir]

Whenever life kicks me in the balls, gives me a papercut, and pours lemon juice on it, I tend to give myself a bit of perspective.

This can of course be achieved mentally. You think about things on a grander scale than yourself, all that. However, it helps a whole lot more, and is far more inspiring and humbling too, if you can do this while staring out over something huge and natural like the ocean, or a massive forest, or mountains.

Pretty much when you're confronted with the sheer vastness of something like the ocean, how the vast majority of the entire planet is oceanic, how the ocean has existed for millions and millions of years, and how life continues to change and grow and thrive within it, you kind of realize your own life ain't all that much to get in a twist over. It's a relief in ways.

~Alja~

[wilson_x1999]

Take a 6 hour nap :3

[Hawkaris]

Happy music.

[Kawaiicaps]

Just smile. It will be hard but try!
-^_^-

[Corax]

try to eat a spoonful of instant coffee, if you succeed its a nice caffine jolt, and if you fail... well... it tastes bad.

[AlexanderDitto]

Look up webcams pointed at Japanese traffic intersections and watch the cars whiz by as the sun goes down.

The sunsets are spectacular. All the air pollution makes for wonderful hazy colors.

[Red Charlie]

How do you become ungrumpy? I don't know how.

Shut your face cake man!

[theduckthief]

I find this video makes me feel better when I'm feeling down. I don't know if it works for grumpiness but all you can do is try.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=UaTPmjYh6uk

[NecroVale]

Whenever life kicks Throw me in the balls, gives me a papercut, and pours lemon juice on it, I tend to give myself a bit of perspective.

This can of course be achieved mentally. You think about things on a grander scale than yourself, all that. However, it helps a whole lot more, and is far more inspiring and humbling too, if you can do this while staring out over something huge and natural like the ocean, or a massive forest, or mountains.

Pretty much when you're confronted with the sheer vastness of something like the ocean, how the vast majority of the entire planet is oceanic, how the ocean has existed for millions and millions of years, and how life continues to change and grow and thrive within it, you kind of realize your own life ain't all that much to get in a twist over. Do It's a relief in ways.

~Alja~

I saw through your clever ruse.

Cake, get a puppy!

[CyberTractor]

Watch videos on YouTube of people worse off than you are.

[Valandil]

Watch LRR videos.

Seriously, why the hell hasn't anyone said this?

[Alja-Markir]

Pure Win

I tip my hat to you, good sir! I dunno about Cake, but such hilarity would be more than sufficient to cheer me up from all but the worst sort of funks.

So if we analyze this psychologically, does my desire to be thrown into the ocean, combined with my seeing the ocean as something above the level of human comprehension, mean I am secretly seeking enlightenment?

Well shit, now I'm gonna have to strap my golden desk Buddha onto my helmet for good luck when I do get trebucheted. Ohm Mani Padme Hum! Ohm Mani Padme Hum!

*ch-gunk!*

It's all so clear now! Satori! I am one with the universe! It's full of stars!

*splash!*

~Alja~

[TheRocket]

Awww babycakes.


Here is a cake for you.
Well actually I made it for my mom for mothers day, but you can look at it and dream of its creamy deliciousness!

[korri]

aww that cake looks awesome... if only i could cook without burning the house down

also, to cheer up, I just brood and act all depressed until i feel better... yeah it works sometimes...

[JesterJ.]

Go outside, listen to some showtunes, take a nap. Watch a comedy.

Piss other people off. (<-- quality solution)

[Evil Jim]

Mastrubate?





Or if you're a lady-type, imagine yourself in a meaningful relationship.

[Valandil]

Awesome

If I ever become incredibly wealthy, I'm hiring you as a cake-baker.

[emma]

Mastrubate?





Or if you're a lady-type, imagine yourself in a meaningful relationship.

That's beautiful.

[TheRocket]

Mastrubate?





Or if you're a lady-type, imagine yourself in a meaningful relationship.

That's beautiful.

So beautiful. Now I cry when I touch myself.

[The R]

Mastrubate?





Or if you're a lady-type, imagine yourself in a meaningful relationship.

That's beautiful.

So beautiful. Now I cry when I touch myself.

Happy music.

Cyndi Lauper's "When I think about you I touch myself"?