Postal Opening On Four Screens (Yes, FOUR)

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Postby CtMolloy » 17 May 2008, 06:33

Alja-Markir wrote:
Melendwyr wrote:Um... scat porn. Scat porn.

Do I need to explain what 'scat' is? Please, please say no.


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Postby Kawaiicaps » 17 May 2008, 10:38

You're right, he is probably counting on people wanting to see it because of the banning, but I didn't think "America" was in the practice of banning movies. they show some pretty crappy stuff all over the country and to ban this is a little strange to me. I mean, didn't anyone see it before it was booked in theaters. to pull it so close to release date is strange.
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Postby CyberTractor » 17 May 2008, 10:41

America let a movie as stupid as Bug come out.

Clearly we don't ban movies based on content.
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Postby Kawaiicaps » 17 May 2008, 10:47

what's bug?
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Postby CyberTractor » 17 May 2008, 10:49

The worst movie ever.

It's about people that think they're covered in bugs.

They are not covered in bugs. People in the movie point out that they aren't covered in bugs. The people who think they're covered in bugs say that everyone else "is in on it."

Seriously. Boll makes better movies than that.
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Postby The Happy Friar » 17 May 2008, 16:33

crap. that answers why I couldn't find any listings for it next week. :(
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Postby Tank_girl » 17 May 2008, 19:32

I have seen Postal.. And it is AWEFULL!!!

WORST MOVIE EVER!

No seriously.

I i think they mean 4 screens in the US. I think there are more in Canada.
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Postby Kara » 17 May 2008, 19:40

Tank_girl wrote:I i think they mean 4 screens in the US. I think there are more in Canada.


Probably.
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Postby Lavos » 17 May 2008, 21:19

[quote='Stuttering Craig]
We all know Uwe Boll has made some crap movies BUT if you go into things with an open mind and don't label them "suck" before you have a chance to judge them then you may actualy dig what you're watch... hmmm... sounds like something that's gone on recently here at ScrewAttack.

Regardless, I still say that if you're not offended easily then you'd probably like what you see. I make no guarantees though[/quote]Done.
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Postby Red Charlie » 18 May 2008, 03:05

Lavos wrote:[quote=Stuttering Craig]
We all know Uwe Boll has made some crap movies BUT if you go into things with an open mind and don't label them "suck" before you have a chance to judge them then you may actualy dig what you're watch... hmmm... sounds like something that's gone on recently here at ScrewAttack.

Regardless, I still say that if you're not offended easily then you'd probably like what you see. I make no guarantees though
Done.[/quote]

You use quote tags like this Lavos... See I quoted your erroneous quote.
It was really too big:

I give you this instead


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Postby Alja-Markir » 18 May 2008, 08:20

Except the nature of his error caused you to inadvertantly make your own!

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Postby Lavos » 18 May 2008, 08:22

Stuttering Craig wrote:We all know Uwe Boll has made some crap movies BUT if you go into things with an open mind and don't label them "suck" before you have a chance to judge them then you may actualy dig what you're watch... hmmm... sounds like something that's gone on recently here at ScrewAttack.

Regardless, I still say that if you're not offended easily then you'd probably like what you see. I make no guarantees though
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Postby Tank_girl » 18 May 2008, 12:27

Lavos wrote:[quote='Stuttering Craig]
We all know Uwe Boll has made some crap movies BUT if you go into things with an open mind and don't label them "suck" before you have a chance to judge them then you may actualy dig what you're watch... hmmm... sounds like something that's gone on recently here at ScrewAttack.

Regardless, I still say that if you're not offended easily then you'd probably like what you see. I make no guarantees though
Done.[/quote]

Im not offended easily at all, and I almost left the theater.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 18 May 2008, 18:59

What sort of bad are we talking here? Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever bad or Freddy Got Fingered bad?
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Postby Beta-guy » 18 May 2008, 22:45

I'm glad this is happening, after his short rant found here http://youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY he came off arrogant, and egotistical, I go to a movie to be entertained, not to "wake up" and definitely not to see some guy butcher video games on the big screen...
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Postby Allen! » 18 May 2008, 22:46

Beta-guy wrote:I'm glad this is happening, after his short rant found here http://youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY he came off arrogant, and egotistical, I go to a movie to be entertained, not to "wake up" and definitely not to see some guy butcher video games on the big screen...


Then don't go to the movie, duh.
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Postby Cake » 18 May 2008, 23:05

Tank_girl wrote:
Lavos wrote:[quote='Stuttering Craig]
We all know Uwe Boll has made some crap movies BUT if you go into things with an open mind and don't label them "suck" before you have a chance to judge them then you may actualy dig what you're watch... hmmm... sounds like something that's gone on recently here at ScrewAttack.

Regardless, I still say that if you're not offended easily then you'd probably like what you see. I make no guarantees though

Im not offended easily at all, and I almost left the theater.

Now I have to see it.
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Postby empath » 19 May 2008, 08:08

Cunning guy, isn't he?

'Get his film boycotted' (probably by small [s]bribes[/s] fees paid to the cinema-owning conglomerates - they get less money, but for not showing his film and therefore keeping their screens clear to show OTHER films to make even MORE money) to drum up interest in it (I can't even count how many times I'd forgotten he was in the process of butchering Postal...er, I mean 'filming a tribute' :roll: )

Wraith; what odds are being made on this 'boycott' being reversed after a few weeks or so? :)
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Postby empath » 19 May 2008, 08:15

Alja-Markir wrote:
Melendwyr wrote:Um... scat porn. Scat porn.

Do I need to explain what 'scat' is? Please, please say no.


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:shock:

You know? I think coprophilia would be preferable to watching THIS GUY 'get it on'. :(
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Postby Alja-Markir » 19 May 2008, 08:23

THAT GUY is mutha'fuckin' Scatman John.

Show some respect! Get down on your knees and beg forgiveness! If he chose to get his freak on in your presence, even through the medium of pornography, you should be humbled, awed, and consider yourself blessed!

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Postby Tank_girl » 20 May 2008, 01:18

Lord Chrusher wrote:What sort of bad are we talking here? Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever bad or Freddy Got Fingered bad?


Let me put it this way. Nothing is sacred.

Women, Children, baby killing, religion, race, September 11.

Nothing

Now there is deffinantly a right and a wrong way to make light and maybe even poke fun at touchy issues, But to degrade them entirely.... that is what Postal does in full force.
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Postby Master Gunner » 20 May 2008, 06:30

See, now I want to see it just for how horrible it is. However, there is no way in LRR that I'm going to pay for it, or for anybody to prove that I've seen it.
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Postby Allen! » 20 May 2008, 06:40

baby killing...... September 11.


And you thought these things should be 'sacred' before, neh?
We need to talk.

Also, from the way you've described it, Postal is the best movie of all time.
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Postby Kawaiicaps » 20 May 2008, 07:04

I think this is going to be the best game to movie adaptation of boll's career. The game is about a guy that goes crazy and kills and maims with no regard for anyone else.
This movies seems to have that perfectly!
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Postby Alja-Markir » 20 May 2008, 08:12

Allen! wrote:
baby killing...... September 11.


And you thought these things should be 'sacred' before, neh?
We need to talk.

Also, from the way you've described it, Postal is the best movie of all time.


You minunderstand the meaning. Nothing being sacred means that anything can be depicted as being done to anything. If the movie held babies as sacred, the killing of babies would not be included as it would be too far over the line. If the film held the lives of terrorist victims as sacred, the mockery of such victims would not occur. Etc.

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