Get-Rich-Quick Schemes
Get-Rich-Quick Schemes
What's your best get-rich-quick-scheme?
My idea is to take money from your wallet.
My idea is to take money from your wallet.
- Zombaholic
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Puppy dog eye him for monies before you can steal it.Zombaholic wrote:Allen! wrote:Mine is to get the best get rich quick scheme out of this thread and implement it before anybody else can.
Steal his money when he's done that
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- Wraith
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Invent a phony-assed religion that convinces people that there's something wrong with them that only we can cure, maybe tie it in to a god-awful science fiction story, then charge them out the ass for the "cure", leaving the broke, brain-washed, and disconnected from anyone who ever genuinely cared about them.
naaahhhh.
That would never work. It would take a powerful network of morally-bankrupt assholes to pull off something like that.
naaahhhh.
That would never work. It would take a powerful network of morally-bankrupt assholes to pull off something like that.
-Wraith
Oh! better idea, Wait till LRR's famouser, then sell this to the highest bidder.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/12531888cec84a58/
http://www.zshare.net/audio/12531888cec84a58/
Do the Catterpillar!
*wiggle wiggle*
*wiggle wiggle*
- Alja-Markir
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What's my best get rich quick scheme?
Well, I'll let you in on the secret to my success if you send just three easy payments of $49.99 to PO Box 814, Compton Lane, Salt Lake City, Utah. Soon you too can be raking in the millions, just like me, celebrity time traveling demi-god, Alja-Markir.
*peppy music, mailing address scrolls across screen slowly, rain of hundred dollar bills in background*
~Alja~
Well, I'll let you in on the secret to my success if you send just three easy payments of $49.99 to PO Box 814, Compton Lane, Salt Lake City, Utah. Soon you too can be raking in the millions, just like me, celebrity time traveling demi-god, Alja-Markir.
*peppy music, mailing address scrolls across screen slowly, rain of hundred dollar bills in background*
~Alja~
Wraith wrote:Invent a phony-assed religion that convinces people that there's something wrong with them that only we can cure, maybe tie it in to a god-awful science fiction story, then charge them out the ass for the "cure", leaving the broke, brain-washed, and disconnected from anyone who ever genuinely cared about them.
naaahhhh.
That would never work. It would take a powerful network of morally-bankrupt assholes to pull off something like that.
I see what you did thar. I lol'd.
Wil Wheaton says "Game over, Moonpie."
- Red Charlie
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This really isn't something that gets you rich fast, but you'd be surprised how much you can pawn off scrap metal for. Motherboards dropped off in bulk too will net a pretty penny (20-30 ancient boards snagged me the easiest $200 I've ever made).
"The stars will be your night lights, and I will be your lullaby."
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Well, I thought I had a good idea for a get rich quick scheme, but it failed.
You see, I built a time machine a few days ago, and went back to the 1700's. I told the my colonist relatives about people in Africa and how they'd be good labor for cheap.
So, they basically started the slave trade and became pretty rich.
I thought that 300 years later, it would still be around and I'd be pretty stinking rich.
Turns out, they got rid of slavery, leaving me with nothing by the time I got back to the future.
:(
Oh well.
You see, I built a time machine a few days ago, and went back to the 1700's. I told the my colonist relatives about people in Africa and how they'd be good labor for cheap.
So, they basically started the slave trade and became pretty rich.
I thought that 300 years later, it would still be around and I'd be pretty stinking rich.
Turns out, they got rid of slavery, leaving me with nothing by the time I got back to the future.
:(
Oh well.
I can't think of a signature.
- Anachronism
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- Red Charlie
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- HomeBurger
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HomeBurger wrote:Sell a how to get rich quick book for 45.95. The first page will read "sell an overpriced book." The rest of the 537 pages will be blank.
Not a get-rich-quick scheme, but this reminded me:
"How to become a thief".
The back cover states: "If you want to buy it, you're not ready."
Wraith wrote:WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING HARDER?!
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