Get-Rich-Quick Schemes

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Get-Rich-Quick Schemes

Postby Woland » 24 May 2008, 18:16

What's your best get-rich-quick-scheme?

My idea is to take money from your wallet.
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Postby Vaughn » 24 May 2008, 18:17

offer a weight loss plan consisiting of cutting off people limbs.
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Postby Allen! » 24 May 2008, 18:24

Mine is to get the best get rich quick scheme out of this thread and implement it before anybody else can.
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Postby browncoat » 24 May 2008, 18:38

Easy. Marrying rich and then arranging an "accident".
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Postby Zombaholic » 24 May 2008, 19:07

Allen! wrote:Mine is to get the best get rich quick scheme out of this thread and implement it before anybody else can.


Steal his money when he's done that
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Postby Sable » 24 May 2008, 19:25

A two-for-the-price-of-three sale on DVD rewinders.
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Postby kkief02 » 24 May 2008, 19:26

Zombaholic wrote:
Allen! wrote:Mine is to get the best get rich quick scheme out of this thread and implement it before anybody else can.


Steal his money when he's done that
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Postby Wraith » 24 May 2008, 19:36

Invent a phony-assed religion that convinces people that there's something wrong with them that only we can cure, maybe tie it in to a god-awful science fiction story, then charge them out the ass for the "cure", leaving the broke, brain-washed, and disconnected from anyone who ever genuinely cared about them.




naaahhhh.

That would never work. It would take a powerful network of morally-bankrupt assholes to pull off something like that.
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Postby Vaughn » 24 May 2008, 19:48

Oh! better idea, Wait till LRR's famouser, then sell this to the highest bidder.

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Postby Alja-Markir » 24 May 2008, 20:47

What's my best get rich quick scheme?

Well, I'll let you in on the secret to my success if you send just three easy payments of $49.99 to PO Box 814, Compton Lane, Salt Lake City, Utah. Soon you too can be raking in the millions, just like me, celebrity time traveling demi-god, Alja-Markir.

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Postby Cake » 24 May 2008, 22:40

Wraith wrote:Invent a phony-assed religion that convinces people that there's something wrong with them that only we can cure, maybe tie it in to a god-awful science fiction story, then charge them out the ass for the "cure", leaving the broke, brain-washed, and disconnected from anyone who ever genuinely cared about them.




naaahhhh.

That would never work. It would take a powerful network of morally-bankrupt assholes to pull off something like that.

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Postby Red Charlie » 25 May 2008, 02:15

Mine is for you to pay me and I will tell you what my REAL get rich scheme is.
It was really too big:

I give you this instead


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Postby g0g2 » 25 May 2008, 04:53

1. Marry someone rich.
2. Steal.
3. Inherit.
4. Be lucky.

... That's just about it.
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Postby Pattmyn » 26 May 2008, 22:34

This really isn't something that gets you rich fast, but you'd be surprised how much you can pawn off scrap metal for. Motherboards dropped off in bulk too will net a pretty penny (20-30 ancient boards snagged me the easiest $200 I've ever made).
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Postby CyberTractor » 26 May 2008, 23:12

Well, I thought I had a good idea for a get rich quick scheme, but it failed.

You see, I built a time machine a few days ago, and went back to the 1700's. I told the my colonist relatives about people in Africa and how they'd be good labor for cheap.

So, they basically started the slave trade and became pretty rich.

I thought that 300 years later, it would still be around and I'd be pretty stinking rich.

Turns out, they got rid of slavery, leaving me with nothing by the time I got back to the future.

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Postby Anachronism » 27 May 2008, 11:40

Well, this is amusing. Well done, web crawlers.

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Postby Red Charlie » 27 May 2008, 14:00

Anachronism wrote:Well, this is amusing. Well done, web crawlers.


PWNED
It was really too big:



I give you this instead





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Postby Scone » 27 May 2008, 20:56

I will build a pyramid with conveyor belts headed up on which people can place their monies and slides every where else such that shit may always go down.
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Postby HomeBurger » 31 May 2008, 13:28

Sell a how to get rich quick book for 45.95. The first page will read "sell an overpriced book." The rest of the 537 pages will be blank.
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Postby Valandil » 31 May 2008, 17:48

HomeBurger wrote:Sell a how to get rich quick book for 45.95. The first page will read "sell an overpriced book." The rest of the 537 pages will be blank.


Not a get-rich-quick scheme, but this reminded me:

"How to become a thief".
The back cover states: "If you want to buy it, you're not ready."
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