So, Canadians, I keep hearing about feet...
So, Canadians, I keep hearing about feet...
Specifically, I am talking about the feet that keep washing up on shore in BC. The story is here.
I'm all for the tsunami idea, but as I live in Ohio I'm getting all of this somewhat second-hand.
Any BC-ites heard about this/have any theories?
I'm all for the tsunami idea, but as I live in Ohio I'm getting all of this somewhat second-hand.
Any BC-ites heard about this/have any theories?
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A better question is: where are all the people missing right feet?
Hmmm?
Answer: there aren't any. They're fragments of the Dimension of Feet that fall into the Pacific whenever someone summons one of the Elder Gods.
Hmmm?
Answer: there aren't any. They're fragments of the Dimension of Feet that fall into the Pacific whenever someone summons one of the Elder Gods.
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BC can't be beat, 'cause its beaches have right feet! Go BC! Go BC!
Oh God, this is the best news story I've heard in months. It's like... begging for so many puns, my mind can't hold them all at once.
Living in BC must be wonderful... the beaches are only four feet away.
Whoever lost those feet must be horrible dancers, now.
Detectives can't figure this one out... they've all been defeeted.
Oh God, this is the best news story I've heard in months. It's like... begging for so many puns, my mind can't hold them all at once.
Living in BC must be wonderful... the beaches are only four feet away.
Whoever lost those feet must be horrible dancers, now.
Detectives can't figure this one out... they've all been defeeted.
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AlexanderDitto wrote:Detectives can't figure this one out... they've all been defeeted.
this one is the best!
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Hmm...it certainly reeks of organised crime, is there any kind of immigrant trade into Canada?
It's not unknown for terrorists, psychopaths, and rebels to remove limbs, usually for interrogation or terror purposes, but Canada's pretty off-the-grid for that kind of stuff as far as I know.
It's not unknown for terrorists, psychopaths, and rebels to remove limbs, usually for interrogation or terror purposes, but Canada's pretty off-the-grid for that kind of stuff as far as I know.
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This is where I meant to post.
This is from when there was only 3 feet.
This is where I meant to post.
This is from when there was only 3 feet.
I can't think of a signature.
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Hmm...it certainly reeks of organised crime, is there any kind of immigrant trade into Canada?
It's not unknown for terrorists, psychopaths, and rebels to remove limbs, usually for interrogation or terror purposes, but Canada's pretty off-the-grid for that kind of stuff as far as I know.
There was speculation about some drug-related crimes or even sailors being killed/mutilated and then thrownoverboard, but last I heard the RCMP said there was no evidence that they were forcibly removed and that body parts have a way of, erm, snapping off once in the ocean for a while.
But you have to wonder, if that's the case...why haven't we heard reports about hands or arms washing ashore? Or, at least the remnants remaining after the fish have feasted.
Just grateful here that none have shown up in PoCo. I'm still getting emails from friends in the States about the pig farm.
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AlexanderDitto wrote:Maybe the Canadian Mafia are sort of beginners at the whole whacking people thing, so they put the body in a big bucket upside down and filled it with cement, leaving only the feet sticking out.
still doesn't explain the only right feet thing...
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