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Postby DmitriW » 12 Sep 2008, 23:40

tak197 wrote:SHOTTYNOT!


Finally I have an excuse to ask this stupid question!

What the hell is "shottynot"? Is it just the "not it!" game my friends and I play? Or does it come from someplace in particular?
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Postby Emperor Gum » 13 Sep 2008, 01:28

DmitriW wrote:What the hell is "shottynot"?


I believe it is a bastardization of 'shotgun not', as in 'shotgun not' doing this. Except it sounds stupid.

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If this is anything other than innuendo, this horrifies me.
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Postby spartanhelmet » 13 Sep 2008, 02:50

DmitriW wrote:
spartanhelmet wrote:"50-50 Scottish-English"
Does that mean you hate yourself, as you're equal parts ancient enemies?

You're right. I hate myself... *runs off for razor blades* : )

I identify with the Scottish part, so I disown half of my heritage basically. That said, I think I'm more culturally North American... guess I'll have to go to the place one day.

And holy shit has the last page worth of stuff make for great reading, hehe.
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Postby Zed Alpha » 13 Sep 2008, 05:49

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Okay, Allen and I are getting married tomororw. Then we are going to consumate the marraige on webcam for all to see.


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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 13 Sep 2008, 09:16

Zed Alpha wrote:
TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Okay, Allen and I are getting married tomororw. Then we are going to consumate the marraige on webcam for all to see.


LoadingReadyPorn?

Somebody should Garage-Band the LRR theme with some cheap porn riffs.

You know, the 'bow chicka bow wow' thing is an interesting phenomenon. I don't think this generation of men actually has any firsthand experience with cheesy 'pron musak'. It feels like everybody just acknowledges that everybody else knows it to be true, but in fact the observation isn't really all that funny if you hear the joke without seeing what it relates to. It's like the way sitcoms and comedians all talk about jerking off into towels as though everyone does it and has always done it.
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 13 Sep 2008, 09:44

Dominic Appleguard wrote:I don't think this generation of men actually has any firsthand experience with cheesy 'pron musak'.


We do actually.
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Postby Nameless_1 » 13 Sep 2008, 11:25

Dominic Appleguard wrote:I don't think this generation of men actually has any firsthand experience with cheesy 'pron musak'.


You'd be surprised
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Postby TheRocket » 13 Sep 2008, 11:59

I'm tired of porn. I want hockey to start.
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Postby Master Gunner » 13 Sep 2008, 12:13

I just want more hockey-porn.
However, given the choice between hockey or porn, I'll probably pick hockey 9 times out of 10.
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Postby tak197 » 13 Sep 2008, 14:37

Shottynot is basically a combination of the two car seating calls "Shotgun" and "Not Bitch". If you lose both of these, you have to sit in the middle back seat.

Basically it functions as a way to determine who has to do something unpleasant. Such as being the one stood up at the altar of a mass wedding among LRRmon forumites.
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Postby JesterJ. » 13 Sep 2008, 14:46

tak197 wrote:Shottynot is basically a combination of the two car seating calls "Shotgun" and "Not Bitch". If you lose both of these, you have to sit in the middle back seat.

Or you can just call Right Nut or Left Nut.
We just do Nose Goes instead of Shottynot.
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Postby Vaughn » 13 Sep 2008, 14:55

tak197 wrote: you have to sit in the middle back seat.


I know that as riding "Lucky Pierre" style
Edit: Shit no, thats only on a motorcycle.
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Postby Cake » 13 Sep 2008, 15:01

No. That's known as riding "bitch".
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Postby TheRocket » 13 Sep 2008, 15:25

Sweet, I like how I'm the only bride. And I'm not even goign to show.
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Postby TheRocket » 13 Sep 2008, 15:31

But I will make you boys cookies and food for the reception.

I am having an all out domesticated night. I am currently making a casserole, and then Ill be making peanut butter balls and ginger snaps. I have a bottle of Merlot all to myself. It will be a fun time. I will keep you all updated on my balls. I've never made them before.

On a side note, I left the mall with wine, baking ingredients, a book on the greatest moments on star trek by William Shatner, a book on serial killers, and porn.

I feel accomplished today.
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Postby Evil Jim » 13 Sep 2008, 15:37

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Postby Vaughn » 13 Sep 2008, 15:37

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:On a side note, I left the mall with wine, baking ingredients, a book on the greatest moments on star trek by William Shatner, a book on serial killers, and porn.
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Postby St. Ricktopher » 13 Sep 2008, 16:56

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Postby TheRocket » 13 Sep 2008, 17:01

What are you the Saint of?
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Postby spartanhelmet » 13 Sep 2008, 18:56

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:What are you the Saint of?


Either the Saint of Travel, or the Saint of Roll'z. I think a combination of both is likely.

Evil Jim, how is it you get your pics off the camera? I'm guessing you don't use the gameboy printer and a scanner, so I have no idea : |
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Postby Evil Jim » 13 Sep 2008, 22:26

spartanhelmet wrote:Evil Jim, how is it you get your pics off the camera? I'm guessing you don't use the gameboy printer and a scanner, so I have no idea : |

I use a handy device called the Game Boy Camera Link. It comes with a special cable that connects your (Pre-Advance/Micro) Game Boy to your computer via the parallel printer port. The software basically emulates a Game Boy Printer so your Game Boy thinks it's printing a picture to the printer. The photo can then be saved in .bmp format (only) & transferred & manipulated digitally like any other picture. It should be noted that the program only works properly with Windows 95/98 & computers with the older printer port. I use an old IBM Thinkpad for this purpose & it serves me well.

I have heard that there is a camera drivers that will make the program work with Windows XP but I haven't gotten around to testing it yet as my current setup is fine for the time being.
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Postby TheRocket » 14 Sep 2008, 08:24

UPDATE! The balls! They worked!!!! They are delicious little things too. They taste exactly like a reces peanut butter cup, but in ball form. I think next time I actually might attempt cups :)
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Postby Vaughn » 14 Sep 2008, 08:25

I wouldnt imagine cups to be hard, just fill out the bottom of a cupcake paper thingy? or even just roll em out and use a glass like a cookie cutter?
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Postby TheRocket » 14 Sep 2008, 08:34

No, the cups would have been even easier then the balls. Just get those mini cupcake papers. Woo! Another thing to add onto my pot luck lists!
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Postby TheRocket » 14 Sep 2008, 08:35

My new years "resolutions" (I didn't make any because I dont believe in resolutions, only goal setting) was to learn how to bake a pie from scratch. I havn't done that yet :(
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