Senior Quotes

[Tetsubo]

"The eternal question: why. The timeless answer: because."

I was attempting to make a satirical comment on senior quotes in general. Very few people got the joke.

[AmazingPjotrMan]

"The needs of the few outweighs the needs of the many, or the one."

[Metcarfre]

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"

[Sable]

If you want to be serious or contemplative, Carl Sagan's commentary on the Pale Blue Dot makes for good quoting.

If you want to be silly, be silly.

[Master Gunner]

I had to do mine this year to and I went with: Let us do the undoable, think the unthinkable, and let us grapple with the ineffable itself, to see if we may not eff it after all. -Douglas Adams'); DROP TABLE Yearbook;--

Sadly they did not use a mySQL database for the quotes. Instead they used some girl with no idea what she's doing and notepad.

[kkief02]

I had to do mine this year to and I went with: Let us do the undoable, think the unthinkable, and let us grapple with the ineffable itself, to see if we may not eff it after all. -Douglas Adams'); DROP TABLE Yearbook;--

Sadly they did not use a mySQL database for the quotes. Instead they used some girl with no idea what she's doing and notepad.

That sucks but if its any consolation I think that's an epic quote ^-^

[tamaness]

"HELP I'm stuck in a yearbook factory!"
"It's over NINE THOUSAND!" (or eight thousand, depending on source)
"Buying a T-shirt."
"The algorithm is from Jersey"
"You've ruined sex for me."
"09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0"

That's all I can think of for now. The AACS key would be awesome, by the way.

[the amativeness]

"09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0"

No. If you're going to quote Hex, at least make it mean something:

"4E 6F 77 20 79 6F 75 27 72 65 20 74
68 69 6E 6B 69 6E 67 20 77 69 74 68
20 70 6F 72 74 61 6C 73 21"

[tamaness]

"09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0"

No. If you're going to quote Hex, at least make it mean something:

"4E 6F 77 20 79 6F 75 27 72 65 20 74
68 69 6E 6B 69 6E 67 20 77 69 74 68
20 70 6F 72 74 61 6C 73 21"

The string I quoted was the AACS HD-DVD encryption key. It doesn't translate to ASCII, but is a fun geek reference.

I'd personally use "0x000000ED UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME"

[Elomin Sha]

Abort. Retry. Fail.

[Aztec Cowboy Mafia]

"Help, I'm stuck in a book-printing factory!"

[bradleyrains]

"Your mom goes to college."

[Frozengale]

I can't think of anything profound but you can take my senior quote (my school refused to publish it or something happened like someone submitted two for me so they didn't use either)

"STFU or GTFO take your pick"

[Elomin Sha]

"I'm telling them mother, I'm telling them."

[tak197]

"Please Pavaroti. Let me be on top."

"Dear betch, I have trouble making friends, what are you going to do about it?"

"K-9, stop humping the toaster."

"Would the parent's of the child who fell into the tiger enclosure please come to lost property to collect his shoes?"

"Due to unforseen Islamic fundamentalism, this plane has been diverted to Paradise."

"Because some nights are best forgotten...Rohypnol."

"Dry skin? Itchy, flaking scalp? You DISGUST me."

"This senior quote is brought to you by Power Jet."

BTW, Hugh does a really good impression of the Queen.

[eiopqrtuwy]

The best one from my HS yearbook:
"Save a tree, Eat a beaver"

[Elomin Sha]

"Diana didn't have anything to do with music really, we should commemorate somthing that meant more to her life. Like staging a gangbang in teh middle of a mine field."

"Injured at work? Don't drive a jet car at over 300mph." - Top Gear, RIchard Hammond joke there.

"All pretense has been abandonned as the rugby players come to the field covered in lubricant to the sound of pounding techno."

"If my botox wears off my face will turn into a scrotum."

"I hope no one's allergic to nuts, I like to rest mine on the table."

"We each have been picked for this special mission, because we're unknown to the enemy and each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Lesley, Phil Neville, the Whutang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puff's Monster and Daniel Day Lewis, welcome to Operation Mind F*ck."

"What does that road sign say? Stop, Hammertime."

"The boy whose arms, arse and head fell off."

[tak197]

"Want to earn money at home? Become a prostitute, it's easy!"

And we have officially turned this thread into a Mock the Week quote thread...

[Evil Jim]

The string I quoted was the AACS HD-DVD encryption key. It doesn't translate to ASCII, but is a fun geek reference.

I don't have the code memorized but I knew right away what that was & laughed a Joyful Evil Laugh™.

[Elomin Sha]

"This senior quote is brought to you by Power Jet."

Actually it's Power Gen.

[AmazingPjotrMan]

"It's over NINE THOUSAND!" (or eight thousand, depending on source)

Nine thousand is incorrect. It was indeed eight thousand. Other sources are wrong!

[Crast]

In ten years at least one of us will be dead.

I don't know if that's actually statistically true but at least it's memorable.

[Cake]

In ten years at least one of us will be dead.

I don't know if that's actually statistically true but at least it's memorable.

I've been out for almost 4 years, and I know two of my classmates that have died. One committed suicide, and the other guy got hypothermia on a church camp out.

[Bartley Butsford]

"Not all moments rule...but some do."-Scott Mosier

[Elomin Sha]

"Hello I'm the little girl from the opening ceremony AND THIS IS MY REAL VOICE!"