CLASSIFIED: Intercepted Bear Recruitment Propaganda

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CLASSIFIED: Intercepted Bear Recruitment Propaganda

Postby roseneko » 14 Nov 2008, 21:42

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

As we all know, the social warfare against Bear Society is only beginning. However, our wily ursine enemies have already divined our purpose and are taking countermeasures of their own! I present this recently-intercepted transmission from a secret Bear Headquarters somewhere in Alaska as proof - we must use this information to devise a plan to strike at the heart of their operation before it is too late!

*****BEGIN TRANSMISSION*****

Fellow bears, listen closely!

Do you feel that you are smarter than the average bear?

Does a life of relentless hunting followed by hibernation seem pointless to you?

Have you always felt that you were destined to help protect Bearkind from the many threats it faces today?

Join the Bear-vaillance team today!

As a surveillance operative, you will visit exotic locales no bear has ever visited before!

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Keep close watch upon the humans as they plot to overthrow Bearkind!

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Make discreet contact with operatives from other races to trade information on keeping humans in check!

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Although the stress and inherent insecurity of your position may wear on you at times, your efforts will be vital to the Bear War Effort!

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Remember, your inherent cuteness will protect you as others fail to recognize the threat you represent...

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Contact your nearest Bear-vaillance Recruiting Station for more information!

Hurry! Bearkind awaits your efforts!


*****END TRANSMISSION*****
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Postby Jillers » 14 Nov 2008, 21:56

Have you reported this to Mr. Colbert? He'll be very interested.
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Postby Cureless_Poison » 14 Nov 2008, 22:29

Speaking on behalf of N.S.F. (National Shark Force)
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Postby spartanhelmet » 14 Nov 2008, 23:28

Speaking on behalf of me and my buddies, a shout out to all the bears and sharks out there....

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Also, bad joke of the day..

Thanks to my crap humour, I wrote:Why are bears such good spies?

You can bearly tell they're there.
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Postby allison » 14 Nov 2008, 23:41

spartanhelmet wrote:Speaking on behalf of me and my buddies, a shout out to all the bears and sharks out there....

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Also, bad joke of the day..

Thanks to my crap humour, I wrote:Why are bears such good spies?

You can bearly tell they're there.


... i just died
that post was too funny for my body to handle
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Postby Evil Jim » 15 Nov 2008, 02:37

What? Nothing about stealing pic-a-nic baskets? I suspect this bear recruitment propaganda is a vehicle of the sharks.




Or anteaters.
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Postby spartanhelmet » 15 Nov 2008, 03:52

allison wrote:... i just died
that post was too funny for my body to handle

Sorry, it had to be done. Send the medical bills in the mail, mmkay?

Are we ever going to get an Anti-Bear Force a-la PP's Gamer Army?

And, Jim... I... don't... know what.... you're talking about :)
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Postby Elomin Sha » 15 Nov 2008, 05:16

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Postby empath » 15 Nov 2008, 06:56

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Aw, who am I trying to kid? Spartan, forget lol'ing - I rofl'ed! :D
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Postby Yukikaze » 15 Nov 2008, 08:47

Having known a bear or two in my lifetime(One of my best friends), I for one welcome our Ursine masters.

Ever seen a bear against a wolf pack? Rather amusing, really. :D
Deemed too hazardous for human contact.

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