FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
As we all know, the social warfare against Bear Society is only beginning. However, our wily ursine enemies have already divined our purpose and are taking countermeasures of their own! I present this recently-intercepted transmission from a secret Bear Headquarters somewhere in Alaska as proof - we must use this information to devise a plan to strike at the heart of their operation before it is too late!
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Fellow bears, listen closely!
Do you feel that you are smarter than the average bear?
Does a life of relentless hunting followed by hibernation seem pointless to you?
Have you always felt that you were destined to help protect Bearkind from the many threats it faces today?
Join the Bear-vaillance team today!
As a surveillance operative, you will visit exotic locales no bear has ever visited before!
Keep close watch upon the humans as they plot to overthrow Bearkind!
Make discreet contact with operatives from other races to trade information on keeping humans in check!
Although the stress and inherent insecurity of your position may wear on you at times, your efforts will be vital to the Bear War Effort!
Remember, your inherent cuteness will protect you as others fail to recognize the threat you represent...
Contact your nearest Bear-vaillance Recruiting Station for more information!
Hurry! Bearkind awaits your efforts!
*****END TRANSMISSION*****
CLASSIFIED: Intercepted Bear Recruitment Propaganda
- Cureless_Poison
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spartanhelmet wrote:Speaking on behalf of me and my buddies, a shout out to all the bears and sharks out there....
Also, bad joke of the day..Thanks to my crap humour, I wrote:Why are bears such good spies?
You can bearly tell they're there.
... i just died
that post was too funny for my body to handle
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What? Nothing about stealing pic-a-nic baskets? I suspect this bear recruitment propaganda is a vehicle of the sharks.
Or anteaters.
Or anteaters.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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spartanhelmet wrote:
Fantastic, one in a million shot.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
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