Earth's Destruction

[Elomin Sha]

What are your plans for brining Earth's destruction?

Mine is hiding in a closet and weeping like a baby.

[Alja-Markir]

What are your plans for brining Earth's destruction?

Well, whenever I do some old fashioned brining, I like to use fresh crushed sea salts, to get that mix of flavors. Also, I like to use the clearest water I can find, without having to distill it. Needs at least something in it, so that it boils uniformly.

Friends say I leave my brinings in for too long, but I like to let 'em soak a good long while. Gets the flavor really steeped into whatever you are making.

~Alja~

[GHOVO]

Getting into power in one small county and then taking over near by smaller countries one by one.

Forcing anyone who opposes me to work in call centers.

As my countries grow, so will my army so I will eventually be able to take over larger countries. Carrying on my Call Center to enemies slowly take over larger and larger countries.

I would use the Bear-Shark-ocalypse to distract the larger countries until it is too late!

Eventually all the people who could do good in the World would be working in my Call Centre of Death. And only I would have direct contact with them. So eventually medicines run out and so will animals and food. So everyone would DIE!

[Elomin Sha]

What are your plans for brining Earth's destruction?

Well, whenever I do some old fashioned brining, I like to use fresh crushed sea salts, to get that mix of flavors. Also, I like to use the clearest water I can find, without having to distill it. Needs at least something in it, so that it boils uniformly.

Friends say I leave my brinings in for too long, but I like to let 'em soak a good long while. Gets the flavor really steeped into whatever you are making.

~Alja~

Yes...brining...I stand by that...It's not a typo. I Brin every day, twice on St. George's Day. Brining the Earth in meat will choke the plants, the creatures and I will hide in the closet weeping like a baby why it happens because it will be so beautiful.
Again...BRINING...not a clever ploy of using typos to leave hidden messages to the true masters.

[Annchan]

What the fuck is this thread?

[Elomin Sha]

How you would bring around the destruction of the Earth. What devilish plots or soomsday machines you would use.

[Emperor Gum]

What are your plans for brining Earth's destruction?

Well, whenever I(...)are making.

~Alja~

Well played.

[Sable]

With the Osterhagen Key.

[tak197]

Trying to create Ice Nine.

[GHOVO]

With the Osterhagen Key.

Fan boy reference - Check.
Possible Spoofiness - Check.
Good plan - yeeeeeah

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'd steal a bunch of planets and make a massive death bomb.

To heck with Earth, if I'm wiping out the human race I'm dragging EVERYTHING with it!

[TehXmasGhost]

Bringing to life the Master Chief, Marcus, Dom, the guys from Army of Two, and combining them into one pure energy substance which i can absorb at that point, thus becoming you Supreme Ruler and/or Bringer of Death. Frankly I would choose death. Much less painful. Also, why destroy Earth when you could rule over it forever? I can do this because video game characters don't age. Evar.

Edit- It took me two posts to write this

[Alja-Markir]

What the fuck is this thread?

Don't you see? Darth is collecting sea water for use in brining! He's just as big a fan of it as I am!

The Brita filter is used to get sand and other large particles out of the salt water, leaving relatively pure sea brine. The reason you would go to such trouble instead of just adding salt to water is that sea water contains many more types of salt than simple table salt, and you get a different flavor entirely. Using a filter to clean your own is often a lot cheaper than buying sea salt mixes from stores.

Mmm, salt pork.

~Alja~

[GHOVO]

OH OH OH NEW IDEA

Ripley won't be born until 2092

Get the GREATEST Space people in the world, FORCE THEM in some way (Possibly with the Force) to help me get to LV-426. Bring some idiots to get infested, put them in hypersleep. Off we go, set them off into some countries and AWAY WE GO!

[Cuttlefishman]

I would hook myself to a nuclear torpedo. Then I wouldn't really have to end the world. It would all be someone elses fault!

(What am I referencing?)

[Elomin Sha]

Yehaaw! Yehaaw! *Waves cowboy hat above head*

That is correct mein Fuhrer, I mean president.

[Cuttlefishman]

Are you the one who's been stealing our precious bodily fluids? ARE YOU?

[Sable]

Yehaaw! Yehaaw! *Waves cowboy hat above head*

That is correct mein Fuhrer, I mean president.

[Cureless_Poison]

If I'm ever put in the old "Save the world or save such and such" scenario you're all fucked.

Given the chance I would blow the world up and kill everyone in an instant.

[Evil Jim]

What are your plans for brining Earth's destruction?

So.... we're marinating the earth to death here?

*Goes off & comes back wearing a bib & holding a knife & fork.*

[Elomin Sha]

Haar, the Man Cooking to end all Man Cookings. Today we're going to cook the Earth. Earth me Evil Jim. *Jim throws Earth at Elomin Sha's head and crushes him* Haar.

[Cuttlefishman]

What are your plans for brining Earth's destruction?

So.... we're marinating the earth to death here?

*Goes off & comes back wearing a bib & holding a knife & fork.*

"Let's kick it up a notch!" *Adds spice of life* "BAM!"

[empath]

Planets?!? Who needs something that large and unwieldy?

I'd just get in on a private venture to see about 'asteroid mining', and persuade the decision makers to set out to "ride a 'roid" from the Belt back to Earth orbit.

Then, I'd usurp control of the massive solid projectile, and change the trajectory from 'near miss resulting in stable orbit (with considerable energy expenditure)' to 'direct collision course'.

...wouldn't even need one of the big ones like Ceres or Vesta (Pallas would be interesting, but difficult to catch due to it's eccentricity) just something maybe a couple of kilometres across...

Finally, I'd sit back and watch yet another promising species get Ctrl+Z'ed out of The Cradle of Life because it never got around to leaving the cradle.



(Oh, and I presume that 'bringing the world to an end' is construed as ending humankind and its perceived world, as life will go on looooong after we either move out, or get deleted - Mother Nature/The Earth/Gaia/whatever is MUCH hardier and vastly tougher than most people can even conceive...)

[Joystick Hero]

If I were to bring about the Earth's destruction, I would start by introducing a highly addictive and accessible product in the market. Something that would take many hours out of a person's day, yet is still considered to have a social aspect to it so people don't feel like losers because they do it. I would charge a small monthly fee to be able to maintain this product and to get money to advance my own agenda. I would then proceed to keep bringing improvements to this product to keep people interested and to bring new people into the fold. After years of doing this and getting millions of people paying for this, I would then bring phase two of my plan out. Phase two involves a warrior robot race armed with lasers taking over cities on Earth while everyone is still busy whittling away their time with the original product.

I don't think anyone else has started anything like this yet. lol WoW

[Master Gunner]

I'd cheat and follow the instructions laid out here: http://qntm.org/?destroy#other