What about all the GOOD things Bears do?

[Tank_girl]

I guess i just never thought about all the awesome things bears have done

http://www.thingsbearslove.com/

[Elomin Sha]

No mention of their excellent hygiene. Does the bear...or was that the pope

[Zed Alpha]

Heresy.

[spartanhelmet]

That's kickass XD

I'll be sure to check twice if I'm on a team-building course.

[Sable]

A bear once broke into my neighbor's house through the front door, trashed his kitchen, pooped on his bed, then exited out a window.

I didn't like him very much and he moved out not long after. So that bear made an awesome.

[King Kool]

A bear once broke into my neighbor's house through the front door, trashed his kitchen, pooped on his bed, then exited out a window.

I didn't like him very much and he moved out not long after. So that bear made an awesome.

I find it just a mite surprising the bear bothered to aim for the bed. Animals are not known for precise pooping.

[2stepz]

So that bear made an awesome.

So That's what they're calling that now?

[Sable]

So that bear made an awesome.

So That's what they're calling that now?

He made an awesome all over the place.

Edit: Also, I find it more likely that the bear was in the bedroom when it had to poop. Poop came out, landed on bed, bear pooped in bed.

[Morgan]

the slip and slide one made me rofl

[empath]

Does the bear...or was that the pope

Is the Pope a bear?

[The Hitman]

That depends if we're talking about the bear pope or the regular pope.

[AlexanderDitto]

That depends if we're talking about the bear pope or the regular pope.

...there's a regular pope? I though they only came in Ranch and Honey Barbecue.

Lol, Sable, thank you for that play by play description of a bear pooping on a bed. "Poop came out." That's lovely. Just... I needed that image.

Girl scouts... I knew I never trusted them... bears have certainly infiltrated their ranks! This sort of information is invaluable to our cause! We must scour the web for more of this information... clearly, the bears are getting sloppy.

We may need this information for future attacks: How to turn your car into an unstoppable murder machine.

[Sable]

That depends if we're talking about the bear pope or the regular pope.

...there's a regular pope? I though they only came in Ranch and Honey Barbecue.

Lol, Sable, thank you for that play by play description of a bear pooping on a bed. "Poop came out." That's lovely. Just... I needed that image.

Girl scouts... I knew I never trusted them... bears have certainly infiltrated their ranks! This sort of information is invaluable to our cause! We must scour the web for more of this information... clearly, the bears are getting sloppy.

We may need this information for future attacks: How to turn your car into an unstoppable murder machine.

You laughing at my flippancy has made the whole thing 10000 times funnier to me, Ditto.

*falls out of chair laughing*

[allison]

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plus team building exercises!

[AlexanderDitto]

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All part of an elaborate PR campaign! What you don't know is that Harvard has secretly been churning out pro-bear lawyers for decades now, ever since a pro-bear professor snuck into their faculty and gained tenure.

Be warned, he is a crafty fellow, swaying the minds of our youth!

[Aztec Cowboy Mafia]

No, I think that's their inside bear in Atlanta. Harvard's got a double agent.

Michelle D. BEARdslee.

[Evil Jim]

That link shows what bears love.

But what have they done?

[YamaroV2]

They have been delicious.

[AlexanderDitto]

That link shows what bears love.

But what have they done?

I think the better question is: what HAVEN'T they done?!