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Ah the funny things

Postby Cake » 24 Dec 2008, 05:10

I'm not supposed to share company secrets, but I found this on a white board at work. It was so lulsy, I had to share.



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Postby Yukikaze » 24 Dec 2008, 07:21

That's not how you build a Flux Capacitor! That's more an inductor than anything.
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Postby masamune » 24 Dec 2008, 08:32

haha. that's great.
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Postby the amativeness » 24 Dec 2008, 09:58

Would you mind informing your co-workers that they only need 1.21 Gigawatts to run the Flux Capacitor. 50,000 is overkill (Plus it would technically then be 50 Terawatts).
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Postby The Hitman » 24 Dec 2008, 10:02

Yeah, jeez, everyone knows that isn't how you build fictional time-travel devices.

Don't you remember in issue 12 of the Back to the Future spinoff comic starring Marty's dog where Doc's descendant from the mutant-inhabited future of 2196 explains how you can never draw a picture of a flux capacitor on a whiteboard because it will cause a time inversion and destroy the universe?

There's no way that whiteboard is canon.
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Postby Aztec Cowboy Mafia » 24 Dec 2008, 10:33

What's more important here is the blacked-out segment of the board in the top right corner.

Do you have something to hide, Cake? Perhaps detailed schematics for a time-traveling phone booth? :shock:
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Postby Evil Jim » 24 Dec 2008, 11:46

Looks more like a steering wheel. Of course, you'll still need one of you're going to build a time machine into a car. And if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style!
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Postby Bob The Magic Camel » 24 Dec 2008, 11:56

I call fake, everyone knows flux capacitors need 50,000 Jiggawatts to run.
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Postby Nomadic » 24 Dec 2008, 12:38

Bob The Magic Camel wrote:I call fake, everyone knows flux capacitors need 50,000 Jiggawatts to run.


It's 1.21 Jiggawatts. Silly.
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Postby Master Gunner » 24 Dec 2008, 12:49

Also, "Jiggawatts" is just a phonetic spelling of "gigawatts". The prefix giga- was, historically, pronounced with a soft-g sound. Since the prefix has actually gained relevance, it has changed by reality-consensus to having a hard-g sound. IIRC.
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Postby the amativeness » 24 Dec 2008, 14:04

See my previous post, I.E.:

the amativeness wrote:Would you mind informing your co-workers that they only need 1.21 Gigawatts to run the Flux Capacitor. 50,000 is overkill (Plus it would technically then be 50 Terawatts).
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Postby Nomadic » 24 Dec 2008, 15:47

Perhaps, but let's face it. Which is more fun to scream aloud:

1.21 GIGAWATTS! (Using the hard G sound)

or

1.21 JIGGAWATTS! (Using the softer J sound)

I vote the latter...especially since the latter implies that not only are you pumping excessive amounts of energy through the flux capacitor, but also the flux capacitor is gettin' jiggy with it. :P
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Postby Master Gunner » 24 Dec 2008, 16:36

I always use the soft-g sound. Jigga FTW.
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Postby tamaness » 24 Dec 2008, 17:19

1.21 jiggly-watts
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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 24 Dec 2008, 18:37

Nomadic wrote:1.21 JIGGAWATTS!

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Postby Evil Jim » 24 Dec 2008, 19:17

NO! Not niggawatts!!





I'm sorry for that, but not enough to make this apology easy to read.
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Postby the amativeness » 24 Dec 2008, 20:11

<-- Confused

Evil Jim wrote:NO! Not niggawatts!!


Evil Jim = Image

N-word = Afro-Am.

Therefore:

Image = African?
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Postby Evil Jim » 24 Dec 2008, 20:23

Um.... what?
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Postby AeroCmdr » 24 Dec 2008, 21:05

Who's been screwing with the time line again? Come on you can tell me I'm cool.
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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 24 Dec 2008, 21:08

Evil Jim wrote:NO! Not niggawatts!!

Courtesy of Rapdict.com, the Rap dictionary:

Jigga
1. Jigga is a shortened form of the old racial epithet 'jiggaboo' commonly applied to African-Americans well into the 1970's.
2. Jigga is one of the many nicknames for Jay-Z, put Nigga and Jay-Z together and you get Jigga. "Y'all can never diss Jigga, get nothin for that" -- Jay-Z featuring Kid Capri (It's Like That)
3. A less inflammatory alternate for the word nigga.
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Postby Evil Jim » 24 Dec 2008, 21:30

The more you know.
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Postby Master Gunner » 25 Dec 2008, 13:12

I prefer the Billiam William variety of JiggaWatt:

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Postby Cake » 25 Dec 2008, 20:22

Back when he was just a little watt.


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Postby tak197 » 25 Dec 2008, 21:56

Cake wrote:Back when he was just a little watt.


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