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Turns out that Mike Newell the man who helped rape Harry Potter : The Goblet of fire is making Prince of Persia the Sands of Time.
Who is the prince you ask? Jake Gyllenhall!
Who is the prince you ask? Jake Gyllenhall!
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AmazingPjotrMan wrote:Turns out that Mike Newell the man who helped rape Harry Potter : The Goblet of fire is making Prince of Persia the Sands of Time.
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Pfft. The movie series has been nothing but rape since the start.
Tonberry's poked the dutch again.
Yeah I heard about Jake Gyllenhall (What a god-awful last name) being the price awhile ago. I suggested to them to pick 80's singing sensation "Prince" as a logical alternative, but they never got back to me. Their loss.
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Hakaryu wrote:AmazingPjotrMan wrote:Turns out that Mike Newell the man who helped rape Harry Potter : The Goblet of fire is making Prince of Persia the Sands of Time.
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Pfft. The movie series has been nothing but rape since the start.
Fair enough but that one stands above the rest I'd say... not in a good way.
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Society wrote:Yeah I heard about Jake Gyllenhall (What a god-awful last name) being the price awhile ago. I suggested to them to pick 80's singing sensation "Prince" as a logical alternative, but they never got back to me. Their loss.
for reals. 'dis be old. he got all freakishly buff and hairy for the role. he manned up, just like leonardo dicaprio did when he grew that man chin in the aviator. hollywood has man science. aaarrrrr?
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Hakaryu wrote:Pfft. The game series has been nothing but rape since the reboot.
Fixed that for ya, mate.
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empath wrote:Hakaryu wrote:Pfft. The game series has been nothing but rape since the reboot.
Fixed that for ya, mate.
I will rape your face for talking about SoT that way.
WW and TT I'd take or leave.
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There are only two redeeming factors to the new PoP...
1: It uses the Assassin's Creed engine so the vistas look AMAAAAZING. (Glorious even!)
2: The platforming sections (minus the stupid "magic plates") play EXACTLY like they should. Feels great to be running around.
Other than that.......giant MEH.
1: It uses the Assassin's Creed engine so the vistas look AMAAAAZING. (Glorious even!)
2: The platforming sections (minus the stupid "magic plates") play EXACTLY like they should. Feels great to be running around.
Other than that.......giant MEH.
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Between losing the time manipulation feature, making it so you effectively can't die, and the physically impossible freeruns, I haven't really been looking forward to this one.(Stretching it didn't bother me, like how you can run level for 10-15 feet along a wall in Sands. Jumping to a wall and then running, or worse, doing a ceiling roll, just bugs me. He's becoming less The Prince and more Spider-Man.)
On the other hand, before I actually played Sands of Time, I didn't like it because one guy on a board I used to go to wouldn't shut up about it, and it turned out to be ten layers fantastic.
I'm going to withhold official commentary on the new Prince of Persia until I've played it, but I expect to be agreeing pretty closely with Yahtzee. I don't always, but apparently he and I both think similarly about the Sands of Time trilogy.
On the other hand, before I actually played Sands of Time, I didn't like it because one guy on a board I used to go to wouldn't shut up about it, and it turned out to be ten layers fantastic.
I'm going to withhold official commentary on the new Prince of Persia until I've played it, but I expect to be agreeing pretty closely with Yahtzee. I don't always, but apparently he and I both think similarly about the Sands of Time trilogy.
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Jake is the Prince, Leo is supposed to be in Akira (from a rumor I've heard), and keanu is Spike.
Seriously? Are they trying to piss off as many geeks as possible?
What's next? Prediction time.
1. Star Fox, starring Kathy Griffin as Slippy Toad.
2. Grand Theft Auto, starring Matt Damon as Claude Speed.
3. Final Fantasy X, starring Meg Ryan as Tidus.
I'm going to go barf now.
Seriously? Are they trying to piss off as many geeks as possible?
What's next? Prediction time.
1. Star Fox, starring Kathy Griffin as Slippy Toad.
2. Grand Theft Auto, starring Matt Damon as Claude Speed.
3. Final Fantasy X, starring Meg Ryan as Tidus.
I'm going to go barf now.
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Yukikaze wrote:Between losing the time manipulation feature, making it so you effectively can't die, and the physically impossible freeruns, I haven't really been looking forward to this one.(Stretching it didn't bother me, like how you can run level for 10-15 feet along a wall in Sands. Jumping to a wall and then running, or worse, doing a ceiling roll, just bugs me. He's becoming less The Prince and more Spider-Man.)
This says it for me.
Although, I was quite honest when I said PoP sucked since the SoT reboot; to be fair, Prince of Persia 3D sucked donkey farts, as well.
And for "Game-to-Movie Casting" I put forth
Jim Carrey as Master Chief
Luke Wilson as Tommy Vercetti
Martin Lawrence as Carl 'C.J.' Johnson
Cameron Diaz as Samus Aran
Rupert Everett as Link
Steve Buscemi as Sonic
and
Ron Jeremy as Mario
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The Hitman wrote:I hear the new one has a glowing thingy that shows you exactly where to jump.
Unfortunately, it's absolutely necessary when dealing with that damn double-jump. Sometimes it's impossible to tell that a ledge is JUST BARELY out of your reach. Furthermore, it's annoying when they flash it when you DON'T need to because it thinks it's targeting something you aren't trying to get to. ><
EDIT: *Rereads a bit closer...realizing it says "where" not "when"*...Oh, you mean to hint system? Yeah, it's there. Nice thing is, it's completely optional. If you are a newbie to PoP, it's helpful. If you're comfy with it, then it's just a useless button on your controller.
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As much as I really like Jake Gylenhall as an actor, I don't think he'd be a good fit for this movie, shouldn't the prince of persia be, I don't know, persian?
Oded Fehr would be my choice for this movie, he was in the first two mummy movies, I thought he did a good job.
Oded Fehr would be my choice for this movie, he was in the first two mummy movies, I thought he did a good job.
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