Toronto, I salute you.

[Master Gunner]

Welcome Nebulous, enjoy your stay.




Now, about Toronto:
My grandmother lives there, I used to live in one of the major drug gateways into Toronto, and I have many fond memories about the city. However I am still of the firm conviction that it's a rotten hell-hole, and if the Tantramar Marshes are the menstrual pit of the world, than Toronto's the Taint. That's just how it is. Be glad you're not Quebec though, I hate them far more.

[Seraphroy]

So... tell us how you really feel Gunner. :p

[Nebulous]

Haha, no I do not believe you are based in Toronto. I just thought that it would be appropriate to change the name of the topic to reflect the major direction of discussion within the said thread.

Sure LRR is mentioned, and the praises towards LRR are stated, but it never comes close to even overshadowing the gargantuan beast that is the discussion of Tdot.

[Brad]

Alright fair enough. Good things about Toronto... let's see now... OH! There's this highway by the airport with artwork that changes as you drive past it. It is pretty neat. Diverting even.

And there's a steakhouse in Mississauga that isn't bad.

And it's the only place in Canada playing Evil Dead: The Musical. There's some points there.

[Zivlok]

Totally agree.

[zfubarz]

The edited topic title really did throw me for a loop, bravo sir.

[Zivlok]

Welcome to the forums.

I found LRR about 3-4 days ago via Man cooking with the rather gargantuan burger (sigh I forget the name of the monstrous beast).

It was called the Gigantor.

As for the hate from me on TDot, it's because I don't like metropoli. I like somewhat larger cities, like Kingston or London Ontario

I disagree. London is one of the most boring places I've lived in. Larger cities are nice, but only if there's something to do in them.

Something to do?!?! IT'S LONDON! Take a drink from the River Thames, and you'll soon get to experience their wonderful national healthcare! Also, I don't know about anyone else, but I could literally just sit around all day in a public place where there are a lot of British accents, and just soak it all in.

[zfubarz]

Welcome to the forums.

As for the hate from me on TDot, it's because I don't like metropoli. I like somewhat larger cities, like Kingston or London Ontario

Something to do?!?! IT'S LONDON! Take a drink from the River Thames, and you'll soon get to experience their wonderful national healthcare! Also, I don't know about anyone else, but I could literally just sit around all day in a public place where there are a lot of British accents, and just soak it all in.

You may have missed the bold part, or i missed a joke.

[Bob The Magic Camel]

Hey!

Okay seriously, what is people's beef with the Tdot. I don't get it.

All of the blocks are square
None of the streets are twisted
None of the streets are paved with bricks
There's too many elevators in Toronto
Not enough stairs in Toronto
Not enough stairs
All of the food in Toronto is made of edible oil products
They don't have bagels in Toronto
They have doughnuts
Doughnuts made of edible oil
I don't like doughnuts
They don't have bagels

People don't have faces in Toronto
They have cigarette ads instead
They listen to your phone calls
There's a tower in Toronto that controls people's minds
It's illegal to possess brightly coloured balloons in Toronto
Illegal to own brightly coloured balloons
All of the children in Toronto must wear suits
Even the girls
Three piece suits
The buildings in Toronto have no windows

Everyone lives in sub-terrainian caverns
Filled with doughnuts made of edible oil

Nobody goes to the bathroom in Toronto
They have a special operation
They have it removed surgically
There's a tax on all wicker goods in Toronto
There's huge buildings with no windows
And streets with no curves
And inside you find little girls in suits
Running around with black balloons
And munching on edible oil products
The kids don't have names
They have numbers which are assigned to them at birth
They're called three hundred and eighty seven point seven
Four hundred and twelve point nine
And they all have cigarette ads instead of faces

I have plenty of wicker goods
I don't want a tax on my wicker goods
I like going to the bathroom
I don't want to go the hospital

[Metcarfre]

Something to do?!?! IT'S LONDON! Take a drink from the River Thames, and you'll soon get to experience their wonderful national healthcare! Also, I don't know about anyone else, but I could literally just sit around all day in a public place where there are a lot of British accents, and just soak it all in.

Wrong London, pal.

[RandomCheese]

Something to do?!?! IT'S LONDON! Take a drink from the River Thames, and you'll soon get to experience their wonderful national healthcare! Also, I don't know about anyone else, but I could literally just sit around all day in a public place where there are a lot of British accents, and just soak it all in.

Wrong London, pal.

Although the part about the Thames still applies.

[Sable]

Bob, that free-verse about Toronto is as hilarious as it is profoundly disturbing. Did you write that?

[Bob The Magic Camel]

Bob, that free-verse about Toronto is as hilarious as it is profoundly disturbing. Did you write that?

Unfortunately no, I ripped it from a wonderful song called "I don't want to go to Toronto" by "Radio Free Vestibule". I think they're from Montreal.

[Master Gunner]

Then there's The Toronto Song, which starts with Toronto, then goes on about what Canadians think about the other parts of our country. Except for Alberta, what we hate about Alberta goes without saying.