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Just a general question

Postby Niko88 » 24 Mar 2009, 21:50

Don't know why I am going to post this (it may have something to do with the now empty bottle of rum that adorns my kitchen) but I think it could lead to some interesting conversation:

Two trains leaves Chicago and New York on the same track at the same time heading towards each other. Who or what would you throw between them as they are about to collide?

As for me, I would throw some peanut butter and some chocolate. That would be the most delicious disaster ever covered by CNN.
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Postby JesterJ. » 24 Mar 2009, 21:54

Matt, and every Matt-clone. Maybe the impact would create a giant Matt?
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Postby zfubarz » 24 Mar 2009, 21:58

Matt and Tim.... i think the results could be spectacular.
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Postby Evil Jim » 24 Mar 2009, 22:17

I would throw a radio message warning both engineers that they will collide if they do not change their routes.
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Postby Sable » 24 Mar 2009, 22:43

Another, smaller set of train engines on a collision course.
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Postby tamaness » 24 Mar 2009, 22:49

an immovable object and an irresistable force.
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Postby Vaughn » 24 Mar 2009, 23:17

Matt and Tim would for Timatt, a multi-headed Lrrian Hydra which only bring level-blowing doom.
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Postby Matt » 24 Mar 2009, 23:20

I'm not so keen on being thrown in front of a train, but thanks for the thought... I guess... :\

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Postby zfubarz » 24 Mar 2009, 23:28

Hey we all did it in the hopes that it would create a mega you. possibly with the power to rule the world.
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Postby ptitqui » 25 Mar 2009, 02:00

I would throw in several canisters filled with silly string and shaving cream. Messiest multicolor accident scene ever.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 25 Mar 2009, 04:31

I'd throw in some hamsters. We need a Large Hamster Collider in some shape or form.
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Postby Hakaryu » 25 Mar 2009, 05:09

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Postby Tim » 25 Mar 2009, 07:37

A giant, springy mattress.

Then I'd be a famous hero.

More dramatic than a radio message, so it means I'd get more press coverage. :)
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Postby Frozengale » 25 Mar 2009, 07:45

I'd throw in a black hole, it would be interesting to watch two trains get turned into something that dense.

or maybe a Huge thing of Jell-o (like a mile long stream) and see if that would be enough to slow them down before they hit, if nothing else we would get something that resembles a Gelatinous Cube from D&D and the like.
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Postby Nomadic » 25 Mar 2009, 07:49

I'd sap the trains to stop them. "Spy's sappin' my...train?"


Or, conversely, I'd put an empty car between them. Mythbusters anyone? :D
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Postby Niko88 » 25 Mar 2009, 09:04

So we have Jell-o, mattresses, radio signals, black holes and Overlord of the universes: Mega-Matt.

And Matt, you aren't being thrown in front of a train. That would be silly. You are being thrown between two trains. Totally different
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Postby James » 25 Mar 2009, 09:15

Niko88 wrote:And Matt, you aren't being thrown in front of a train. That would be silly. You are being thrown between two trains. Totally different


That made me LOL
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Postby Jangles » 25 Mar 2009, 10:12

I would throw a giant spring between them and see if the trains compress the spring and bounce backwards.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 25 Mar 2009, 10:25

I'd have a series of tests: Mimes, Fox News and the unmoveable object
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Postby Master Gunner » 25 Mar 2009, 12:10

A Sham-Wow. See how well it can soak up the trains.
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Postby Zivlok » 25 Mar 2009, 12:14

I would, of course, throw in another train.
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Postby tamaness » 25 Mar 2009, 12:21

What about a Hypothetical Situation?
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Postby Elomin Sha » 25 Mar 2009, 12:26

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Postby Niko88 » 25 Mar 2009, 20:08

What would happen if you threw in the entire LRR Crew? First of all what are they doing in Ohio? (I think that is where the horrific train crash would occur)

My guess is it would be the greatest LRR Video ever for no other reason than that much force combined with that much comedy must produce a seismic shock of laughter.

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Postby Metcarfre » 27 Mar 2009, 12:18

A priest, a rabbi, and Richard Dawkins.

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Hilarity ensues.

Tim wrote:A giant, springy mattress.

Then I'd be a famous hero.

More dramatic than a radio message, so it means I'd get more press coverage. :)


I can't believe you didn't say the Flash! Seems like it would be right up his alley.
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