There is no god.

The Jester · Postby **The Jester** » 30 Mar 2009, 04:42

madAlric wrote:
zfubarz wrote:finally my hatred of sparkles is shared by many.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

Aaah, Demitri Martin, we meet again

It's ok if you make manly things like daggers and skulls though.

Interruptor Jones wrote:There IS a god, and he's given me a great way to pick out victims for some IRL trolling. Ah, the sweet stench of fail...

+1
No, scratch that. +5
(The highest normal magical bonus available in D&D ;D)

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 30 Mar 2009, 04:43

Cake wrote:Holy crap. I have a better idea. In some videos, we can see what apartment complex Matt lives in. And we also can figure out what apartment number he lives in from Bandwidth Exceeded. What I propose is this: let's all fork over the the $9.99 + shipping to each send Matt a vile of body glitter. This could be a prank of EPIC proportions. Who's in?

BTW guys. I'm serious about this.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 30 Mar 2009, 06:50

Cake wrote:Is it for males or females?

The answer SHOULD BE neither.

The answer PROBABLY IS both.

/sadpanda

Matt · Postby **Matt** » 30 Mar 2009, 07:53

The whole torture Matt with Twilight thing pretty much stopped being funny in December.

Also, I can read the forums.

-m

Dutch guy · Postby **Dutch guy** » 30 Mar 2009, 07:59

MATT! You can READ??!!???!? :shock:

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 30 Mar 2009, 08:01

Also, I remember this being posted on the forums a looong time ago. Like, during Desert Bus.

So yeah, this whole thing is old, and I have to agree with Matt here, utterly unfunny anymore.

Bob The Magic Camel · Postby **Bob The Magic Camel** » 30 Mar 2009, 09:04

Matt wrote:Also, I can read the forums.

-m

We know that, but don't tell Matt.

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 30 Mar 2009, 09:45

Matt wrote:Also, I can read the forums.

-m

Well shit, I should take down that fan-fiction before you find it...

~Alja~

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 30 Mar 2009, 10:47

Here's the thing, we all know you can read the forums Matt, but this is also our primary location for LRR-related discussion.

Think of it as being like a school hallway, you're one of the popular kids (The LRR clique? Shudder...) everyone talks about. We know full well you have ears that can hear us talking, but we're still going to talk behind your back.

Timelady · Postby **Timelady** » 30 Mar 2009, 11:45

Bwahahaha oh god I know what everyone's getting for Christmas now...

Elaro · Postby **Elaro** » 30 Mar 2009, 14:14

Matt wrote:The whole torture Matt with Twilight thing pretty much stopped being funny in December.

Also, I can read the forums.

-m

You know, I was gonna say...

Think of it as being like a school hallway, you're one of the popular kids (The LRR clique? Shudder...) everyone talks about. We know full well you have ears that can hear us talking, but we're still going to talk behind your back.

Except every conversation is recorded, and can be perused at one's leisure. They're also searchable.

Evisr · Postby **Evisr** » 30 Mar 2009, 15:06

Alex Steacy wrote:*picture of pissed off Alex*

I think there needs to be a rule set. Alex MUST respond to any forum post via a picture. Why? Cause they are awesome. And people do say pictures are worth 1000 words so all the typing is all done for you!

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 30 Mar 2009, 20:03

Matt wrote:The whole torture Matt with Twilight thing pretty much stopped being funny in December.

Also, I can read the forums.

-m

We know Matt. Same thing with me fucking Cedric Diggory (long, painful club in-joke that I wished would die, but had to accept and roll with).

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 30 Mar 2009, 20:29

Matt wrote:The whole torture Matt with Twilight thing pretty much stopped being funny in December.

It'll be funny for quite some time.

In fact, the amount of funny is proportional to the amount of irritation you accrue when we bring it up.

King Kool · Postby **King Kool** » 30 Mar 2009, 21:06

The only way it would actually be funny is if we sent it to Tim.

Nevrmore · Postby **Nevrmore** » 30 Mar 2009, 22:59

OMGItsSarah wrote:Oh, god, that was an overdose on failure. Seriously. I don't know if I can shop there anymore.

Why the fuck were you shopping there in the first place

Interruptor Jones · Postby **Interruptor Jones** » 30 Mar 2009, 23:16

Nevrmore wrote:
OMGItsSarah wrote:Oh, god, that was an overdose on failure. Seriously. I don't know if I can shop there anymore.

Why the fuck were you shopping there in the first place

16 yr old girls are the only ones legally allowed to shop there. Everyone else is breaking serious health and safety regulations just approaching the premises.

It's a niche market.

Cureless_Poison · Postby **Cureless_Poison** » 30 Mar 2009, 23:21

The only time I would ever shop there in my life is to buy those "Halo Laser Tag Guns" because those are just awesome. <3 Halo

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 31 Mar 2009, 00:19

Elaro_de_par_là_bas wrote:Except every conversation is recorded, and can be perused at one's leisure. They're also searchable.

In my metaphor that particular aspect is represented by the gossip network.

TheRocket · Postby **TheRocket** » 31 Mar 2009, 00:23

Face it, anytime most of you guys see the OMG KAWAIIIII emo gurlz with short punky fuck me skirts and colored hair, with a few bondage straps hanging off and a lip peircing, the hard on begins and you forget they are all spokespersons for Hot Topic.

Joshua · Postby **Joshua** » 31 Mar 2009, 00:36

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Face it, anytime most of you guys see the OMG KAWAIIIII emo gurlz with short punky fuck me skirts and colored hair, with a few bondage straps hanging off and a lip peircing, the hard on begins and you forget they are all spokespersons for Hot Topic.

I think you just described the exact opposite of an attractive female.

Cureless_Poison · Postby **Cureless_Poison** » 31 Mar 2009, 00:41

Joshua wrote:
TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Face it, anytime most of you guys see the OMG KAWAIIIII emo gurlz with short punky fuck me skirts and colored hair, with a few bondage straps hanging off and a lip peircing, the hard on begins and you forget they are all spokespersons for Hot Topic.

I think you just described the exact opposite of an attractive female.

Most of the emo chicks I've seen are really good looking, it's a shame they don't want to date though. They're too busy being miserable about being attractive and their parents buying them cars, ect. ect. /wrists gg

Joshua · Postby **Joshua** » 31 Mar 2009, 00:44

I believe that you can be good looking and still not be attractive, maybe I'm wrong.

Cureless_Poison · Postby **Cureless_Poison** » 31 Mar 2009, 00:47

Someone has to look to good to be attractive don't they?

Joshua · Postby **Joshua** » 31 Mar 2009, 00:49

We just don't see eye to eye, but no I don't believe you have to be good looking to be attractive, certainly it helps.

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